NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION -actually I will consider doing this for the most interesting post

Hello all,
In case you dont know me, I am Diabolo. I am the newly appointed Head of Fundraising for the Six week project. In order to raise funds for the project, I am willing to purchase your soul in exchange for something that you might want.* If you sell me your soul, I will do my best to get you what you desire. Come on, your mortal soul is a mere price to pay for the project. Any takers??

:devil:

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION -actually I will consider doing this for the most interesting post

Hello all,
In case you dont know me, I am Diabolo. I am the newly appointed Head of Fundraising for the Six week project. In order to raise funds for the project, I am willing to purchase your soul in exchange for something that you might want.* If you sell me your soul, I will do my best to get you what you desire. Come on, your mortal soul is a mere price to pay for the project. Any takers??

:devil:


Define anything please? LOL ! ???

Jewel ;D

Come on, be creative! Anything could be, well, anything! Maybe I would even get on a plane to do "anything" for the right person. ;)

What exactly are you going to do with my soul?

I don't sell it for just anyone.

I want to keep my soul. You can't have it. :P

Hrumph! >:( I am trying to raise money for the Six Week Project. I will give it back when Deux Ex Machina airs. Geez, I'm only trying to do my darn job!!!! :'( :'(

And you're doing an excellent job, diabolo.










*hopes we don't get in trouble for trying to sell people's souls*

Let me show you all how easy this is......

Me -- "Oh, you wish to purchase my soul, well, what's in it for me?"

Diabolo -- "Well there;s really nothing to it, you agree to sell me your soul, and I will give you something you want"

Me -- That sounds lovely, is there any catch?"

Diabolo -- "Ah, you are right to ask that question. Let me put your mind at rest, I only wish to purchase your soul as it is my life ambition to take care of souls. I promise to treat it well and take very good care of it"

Me -- "Ok, sold, now howabout the thing that I............oh sorry, hold on, my door bell is ringing..............................Oh.....My.... .Laws..........Brad Pitt! What are you doing here...........where are we going?........oooh.........mmmm...... :-*"

*smooths down her hair, and applies fresh lip gloss* see how easy that is?


*also hopes we don't get into trouble for trying to buy souls*

I'm still thinking!!! ???

Jewel ;D

Let me show you all how easy this is......

Me * --* "Oh, you wish to purchase my soul, well, what's in it for me?"

Diabolo* --* "Well there;s really nothing to it, you agree to sell me your soul, and I will give you something you want"

Me* --* That sounds lovely, is there any catch?"

Diabolo* --* "Ah, you are right to ask that question.* Let me put your mind at rest, I only wish to purchase your soul as it is my life ambition to take care of souls.* I promise to treat it well and take very good care of it"

Me* --* "Ok, sold, now howabout the thing that I............oh sorry, hold on, my door bell is ringing..............................Oh.....My.... .Laws..........Brad Pitt!* What are you doing here...........where are we going?........oooh.........mmmm...... :-*"

*smooths down her hair, and applies fresh lip gloss** see how easy that is?


*also hopes we don't get into trouble for trying to buy souls*


Thank you UK_girl, now the rest of you follow suit! and thanks G for the props

Hrumph!* >:(* I am trying to raise money for the Six Week Project. I will give it back when Deux Ex Machina airs. Geez, I'm only trying to do my darn job!!!!* :'( :'(


Oh I get it back when you're done. Ok...but what are you going to do with it while you have it?

you said you needed to raise money...is a soul money eh? i dont really know. because im not really sure how you give someone your soul...and if i believe in a soul..and if i even no what it is. but there is this feeling in my stomach telling me not too.....i will think about it.....

Blah blah blah....babies I say! Do you even know what your soul is??? Have you ever seen it?? NO, NONE of you have!! Now somebody please appease me and cough up a soul for our cause before I start taking them WITHOUT asking!!!! SHEESH! :D

A soul is sort of like a virtual appendix.....

Some people live their whole life without ever using their soul.* *;)

so if it's not that important...mind i ask WHY you want it so bad mister? it must have some sort of importance! nope not giving it up! tis mine

I am simply trying to raise funds for the Six Week Project, my dear. Now if you refuse to assist me, then dont come crying to us when you are bored out of your MIND during the six week hiatus!! I am sure EVERYONE will want to sell their soul then, out of sheer boredom. My boss (theG) is keeping a list of those who will not help. You, my dear, will certainly be on it.
I was planning on investing the souls I could get in a nice safe IRA to earn some funds for the project (Vanguard has some real nice ones lined up for me) but without a deposit the project will be broke. I bet if you found a magic lantern and got three wishes for FREE, you'd be rubbing that thing like mad. But a wish in exchange for your soul, *girlie voice* ooohhhh dont touch my soul mister! Everyone is looking for a free lunch!

How will BUYING something help us raise MONEY? We will have even less if we are going around buying souls.

im sorry diablo

nichole has a point though

one last question i sware: if we agree to this...how will you get our soul?

Nicholee, that's top secret information we can't discuss in this thread.* You know, the public and all...

Blah blah blah....babies I say! Do you even know what your soul is??? Have you ever seen it?? NO, NONE of you have!! Now somebody please appease me and cough up a soul for our cause before I start taking them WITHOUT asking!!!!* SHEESH!* :D


So . . . how are sales goin', diabolo? ;) *gives diabolo a cheshire cat-like grin*


I still think people would prefer bananas to renting out their soul, but that's just me. :)



PS. I've admired your sig for quite a while diabolo -- what happened in 1983?

im sorry diablo

nichole has a point though

one last question i sware: if we agree to this...how will you get our soul?


You just leave that to me, sweetheart, I have my ways.....mwahahahahahah


Thanks TRoss, I might have to start selling bananas real soon, this soul thing isnt going well.

Hmmmm, 1983 is just an arbitrary year I picked. I have been entitled to my own opinion for much longer than that (although my wife will tell you the only opinion I am entitled to is hers!)

Hi diabolo, how are you?
I am already part of theG's team but I'll chip in.
My soul already belongs to Angel (David Boreanaz) so could I send a check?

I am quite attached to my soul, so no tahnks

Yeah I'm with Ophelia on this one.

me and my soul have fun, I'd miss that, ya know?

Feel like you're tryin' to sell some swamp land in Florida, diabolo? :laugh:

Sorry all ready sold my soul to God you'll have to ask him for it. ;D

I Blamo do hereby surrender custody of my soul to Diabolo237 for all eternity. To tell the truth, I thought I'd have to pay someone to haul that piece of junk away.

So what cause did I donate it to, anyway?

HA! U sold your soul and didn't even know what for?? Poor Blamo... :laugh:

Blamo is my frickin' hero! * :-* x4353453453456

You've just surrendered your soul to the Six Week Project. *All money will aid us at the Six Week Project in buying materials to create the Project during the six week hiatus that will be taking place after "Numbers" airs.

Check it out:

http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=7700.0

--theG, Manager of the Six Week Project

CHA-CHING!

I Blamo do hereby surrender custody of my soul to Diabolo237 for all eternity.* To tell the truth, I thought I'd have to pay someone to haul that piece of junk away.

So what cause did I donate it to, anyway?


You will be the second person in the auction. Now Blamo, are you male or female? And what is appealing about you to make people bid on your soul?

You mean I have to hype it now? How insulting! I thought I had done enough when I, you know, GAVE YOU MY IMMORTAL SOUL. You know that cliche "gave you the shirt off my back?" Shirt? Dude, I gave you my soul.

You mean someone else thought so little of their soul that they gave it away on the internet? I thought I was the only one.

Are you a licensed charity? I was wondering, because I could use the tax receipt...

You'll have to take care of the license charity thing with TRoss.

You mean I have to hype it now?* How insulting!* I thought I had done enough when I, you know, GAVE YOU MY IMMORTAL SOUL.* You know that cliche "gave you the shirt off my back?"* Shirt?* Dude, I gave you my soul.

You mean someone else thought so little of their soul that they gave it away on the internet?* I thought I was the only one.

Are you a licensed charity?* I was wondering, because I could use the tax receipt...


hehehe with a name like diabolo, what did you expect??

OK, Mr. Diablo.

Male, IQ: 140, military trained (can operate M-16, etc). Surely you know a top-quality soul when you see one? Are you the devil, or merely some minor underworld figure? Your qualifications in soul appraisal are highly suspect.

Sorry, you'll have to take up any complaints about my qualifications with human resources. uk_girl, this is a job for you!

I'm sorry Blamo.* We were unable procure a license to raise funds for a charity whose mission is creating a ficticious monster, and therefore your donation is not tax deductible.*


*ALL SALES/DONATIONS ARE FINAL*