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Mallek
02-27-2005, 04:34 PM
This is a chance to air your greviences about any thing - and get things off your chest - with the help of other 'lage's

Rock On Tommy

PS. anyone caught directing malicious abuse at anyone will be given the cold shoulder

theG
02-27-2005, 05:06 PM
People who think they're gansters. I wish to throttle each and every one of them >:(

chocy bickie
02-27-2005, 05:08 PM
Commercials - look at us using Americanisms, adverts please. ;D

Mallek
02-27-2005, 05:10 PM
People who think they're gansters.* I wish to throttle each and every one of them* >:(


Yes but they may use harsh language on you - oh no :lol2:

theG
02-27-2005, 05:11 PM
I will use large words to confuse them. In a verbal battle, I would prove to be victorious (except right now as I feel yucky :sick: )

Mallek
02-27-2005, 05:13 PM
Go theG hurrah :lol2:

welshmuse
02-27-2005, 05:31 PM
What are "chavs?" Is that a British thing or am I just a complete idiot? Does it refer to chauvanists?

Mallek
02-27-2005, 06:32 PM
What are "chavs?" Is that a British thing or am I just a complete idiot?* Does it refer to chauvanists?*




Chavs - are 9 - 17 yr old kids who think there from 'da hood' - eventhough there is no such thing as the ghetto in England - my brother is a chav and he thinks he is goning to be the next eminem - he is such a morron :lol2:

theG
02-27-2005, 06:34 PM
So, aren't chavs and people who think they are gangsters the same thing?

Mallek
02-27-2005, 06:40 PM
So, aren't chavs and people who think they are gangsters the same thing?


yes I suppose they are - but chav arent intimedating in anyway coz they are all half my size and age :lol2:

peanutbutter101
02-27-2005, 06:41 PM
I hate everything on that list but I decided to go with commercials (especially stupid ones)!

Mallek
02-27-2005, 06:44 PM
I hate everything on that list but I decided to go with commercials (especially stupid ones)!



I could add more to the list but I could think of owt else :angel:

Ophelia
02-27-2005, 08:38 PM
I picked Barney because he is the reason I wake up screaming...*shudders*

BurningStar4
02-27-2005, 08:42 PM
People who think they are gangsters are more annoying then the real gangsters

Karrin Murphy
02-27-2005, 08:53 PM
Apparently people don't have issues with misquitos..Barney is so not an issue any longer if he ever was. Commercials on LOST the most annoying ?? Well they can certainly be annoying but someone who pulls a knife or shoots someone in a drive-by is a lot worse so guess how I voted :)

Mallek
02-27-2005, 08:55 PM
You know barney is supposed to be a Barachiosaurus he looks more like a T-Rex :-\

Ophelia
02-27-2005, 08:56 PM
Mallek-that is sad that u know that :laugh:

Mallek
02-27-2005, 08:59 PM
Yeah well I know stuff :lol2:

peanutbutter101
02-27-2005, 09:00 PM
Mallek is the Locke of the board!!

Ophelia
02-27-2005, 09:01 PM
Mallek-how can we get our post counts back? ;D

Mallek
02-27-2005, 09:04 PM
Mallek-how can we get our post counts back?* ;D


explain

Ophelia
02-27-2005, 09:10 PM
u don't know?? the reason why no one has really high post counts is because all the times we post in the games topics, those posts didn't count and still do not count. I had like 2000 something posts be4 they were stolen!

Mallek
02-27-2005, 09:15 PM
u don't know?? the reason why no one has really high post counts is because all the times we post in the games topics, those posts didn't count and still do not count. I had like 2000 something posts be4 they were stolen!


I don't go on the game threads I just always post on every thread I go on

chocy bickie
02-28-2005, 05:58 PM
Explanation of Chavs although it is a very British phenomeon http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Ophelia
03-01-2005, 11:38 AM
Looking at your monster, I don't quite think that Gastornis is gonna be flying any time soon!

Mallek
03-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Ahh yes but he has his own hot-air balloon LOL :lol2:

CapnHuFlungDu
03-01-2005, 05:24 PM
Ooohhhhhhh........I picked mosquitos because they are so hateful! I hate any kind of biting bug.

Ophelia
03-01-2005, 05:27 PM
;) gotcha

BurningStar4
03-01-2005, 05:40 PM
Mosquitos are hateful, they got me twice on the arm last night and now I'm all itchy :(

CapnHuFlungDu
03-01-2005, 05:43 PM
The decision was really tough. I almost picked gansta wannabes. But mosquito's definitely overrule.

welshmuse
03-01-2005, 10:28 PM
Thanks guys for the "chavs" explanation. LOVED the web-site. :lol2:

We had a lot of those in high school--guys who dressed, spoke, and acted like they were from South Central LA or something. I wanted to scream at them "Dude--you're white, you live in suburban New England, and your father is a lawyer--stop acting like an idiot!" (although I did go through a bit of a "grunge" phase at one point, so maybe I shouldn't throw stones. :laugh:)

That said, I still have to go with mosquitos--we had to use mosquito nets back in my Girl Scout days, and they were horrible!

Ophelia
03-01-2005, 10:30 PM
Soon mosqiutos will develop an immunity to bug spray and the world will come to an end :o

welshmuse
03-01-2005, 10:33 PM
Soon mosqiutos will develop an immunity to bug spray and the world will come to an end :o


That would make a good horror film.

Ophelia
03-01-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah, for Mystery Science Theater 3000! :laugh:

jme
03-01-2005, 11:12 PM
I picked bullies. :P

I just really hate people who feel they must pick on others.
Kids or adults, either way bullies are just bad people!!

welshmuse
03-02-2005, 12:05 AM
Yeah, for Mystery Science Theater 3000! :laugh:


True!

And jme, I definately agree with you about bullies.

jme
03-02-2005, 12:11 AM
welshmuse, your avie is so beautiful!

I just adore her!

BurningStar4
03-02-2005, 12:44 AM
I love mystery science theater 3000

welshmuse
03-02-2005, 11:38 AM
Thanks, jme! :) I'm a huge Audrey fan.

Mallek
03-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Yeah, for Mystery Science Theater 3000! :laugh:


What on earth is Mystery Science Theater 3000?

BurningStar4
03-02-2005, 02:56 PM
It's this TV show on the Sci-Fi channel....where there is this guy, and like a couple robots who watch crappy old movies...and talk all during it and make fun of it and yell at the TV....you know. It's funny.

welshmuse
03-02-2005, 03:05 PM
It was on Comedy Central back in the day. It has quite a cult following, with good reason--it's VERY funny.

Snabbygail
03-02-2005, 03:45 PM
This is a show about an evil experiment where a guy is trapped on a satellite and is forced to watch bad films. He is foreced to do this by Mad Scientists, who wand to find a movie so bad that they can inflict it on the world and take over. We see the movie with the subjects (Joel or Mike) and their robot pals Crow and Servo, in sillouette at the bottom of the screen making jokes and wisecracks during the movie.

A friend of ours made this really bad sci-fi type movie called "In the Woods". I really wish they would use it t for a Mystery Science show. It would be hilarious. It's truely horrible.

Phrank
03-04-2005, 07:03 PM
Don't get me started on the chav scum that infest this earth...

Anyway, why am I the only one to vote for chavs? Chavs are scum! Utter vermin and certainly not the "salt of the earth" as someone I know calls them.

The 'culture of the chav' has infested every corner of the UK, we need to burn them out of the holes in which they live. DIE DIE DIE!!! (I told you not to get me started on them).

theG
03-04-2005, 09:03 PM
Most of the people on this board are American.* We don't have "chavs"; we have "wiggers" (people who pretend to be black gangsters from the "hood" and whathaveyou).* There's already a choice called "people who pretend to be gangsters" (which I'm told is what a chav is), so why would people who aren't from the UK vote for "chavs"?

Varda
03-04-2005, 09:07 PM
YAY! someone else has finally voted for bullies! thank you, jme! we hates them bullies, yes yes yes...

Mallek
03-05-2005, 02:05 AM
Most of the people on this board are American.* We don't have "chavs"; we have "wiggers" (people who pretend to be black gangsters from the "hood" and whathaveyou).* There's already a choice called "people who pretend to be gangsters" (which I'm told is what a chav is), so why would people who aren't from the UK vote for "chavs"?


''Wiggers'' thats funny - I like that better than chavs :lol2:

BurningStar4
03-05-2005, 04:43 AM
Yea when I read "Chavs" I didn't even know what it was and wasn't asking at the risk of sounding like an idiot. But now that I know....oh well. I guess our American term is "wiggers" it has a nice feel to it I suppose?

Mallek
03-05-2005, 06:11 AM
Yea when I read "Chavs" I didn't even know what it was and wasn't asking at the risk of sounding like an idiot.* But now that I know....oh well.* I guess our American term is "wiggers" it has a nice feel to it I suppose?


well as Oscar Wilde said "we are two countries seperated by a common language" :laugh:

BurningStar4
03-05-2005, 06:22 AM
Mallek AKA Valentine :P I could not agree with that statement more :)

Mallek
03-05-2005, 06:27 AM
yeah but it's still fun to take the piss out of an entire nation for spelling colour wrong :lol2:

welshmuse
03-05-2005, 04:18 PM
yeah but it's still fun to take the piss out of an entire nation for spelling colour wrong :lol2:


It's not wrong it's just different! :)

When I was studying in England, I had such a hard time using British spellings. Took me forever to get used to it. I eventually did, but then it took me the same amount of time to switch back once I returned to the US! However, I am proud to say I did not fall into the trap of speaking with a half-British accent, a la Madonna.

lostfan88
03-05-2005, 10:57 PM
I hate Misquitos!! I see no point in those little buggers (;)). I used to get bug bites all the time during summer but lately it hasn't been as bad. If I lived in a perfect world, I'd make sure those things didn't exist. :P

TRoss
03-06-2005, 02:55 AM
yeah but it's still fun to take the piss out of an entire nation for spelling colour wrong :lol2:


C'mon, what do you really need the 'u' for? ;)

Sassafras (aka theG), so glad to see great minds think alike! Bullies suck, but gansgter wannabe's - annoying!

bugglebee
03-06-2005, 03:03 AM
I voted for the mosquitoes. The nasty littles critters made me sick once and I've never forgiven them.

As for "chavs"... I've learnt something new today.

theG
03-06-2005, 08:50 AM
*curtsies* I know far too many ganster wannabes.

Mallek
03-06-2005, 09:37 AM
yeah my brother thinks he is eminem :laugh:

theG
03-06-2005, 09:41 AM
I'm sorry, Mallek. My sister wants to be like Paris Hilton :dizzy:

Mallek
03-06-2005, 09:56 AM
What she actually wants to be a skinny whore with less social grace than an angry hippo with small pox - wow she does have something to look foward to :laugh:


PS . that rant was a go at Paris Hilton not your sister :sweety:

theG
03-06-2005, 10:09 AM
I think my sister may be slowly coming out of her Paris Hilton stage and into a Nicky Hilton stage. She's a brunette now, but she still has blonde highlights.

lostfan88
03-06-2005, 12:23 PM
Oh yeah, I'd get rid of Paris Hilton too. :P She doesn't deserve all that money.

Mallek
03-06-2005, 04:07 PM
Oh yeah, I'd get rid of Paris Hilton too.* :P She doesn't deserve all that money.


She ain't all that and a bag of chips like me :lol2:

BurningStar4
03-06-2005, 04:41 PM
She ain't all that and a bag of chips like me :lol2:


Of course.....no one is! Well, except me of course :P ::)

Mallek
03-06-2005, 04:53 PM
Well thats coz your NOT up-your-own-arse like paris hilton is :laugh:

BurningStar4
03-06-2005, 05:10 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Why, thank you Mallek :)

Mallek
03-06-2005, 05:12 PM
do you use the saying ''up-your-own-arse'' in america ???

BurningStar4
03-06-2005, 05:13 PM
Um no.....I guess I'll PM you with what I say, remember I'm a NY'er our language is harsh ;) :laugh:

Mallek
03-06-2005, 05:15 PM
Um no.....I guess I'll PM you with what I say, remember I'm a NY'er our language is harsh ;) :laugh:


Be afraid, be very afraid :lol2:

BurningStar4
03-06-2005, 05:21 PM
:lol2: Now, now ::)

Mallek
03-06-2005, 05:22 PM
I read your PM thats soem bad language :lol2: - kiss your mother with that mouth :lol2:

BurningStar4
03-06-2005, 05:23 PM
I do :) I also kiss a lot of other people with it as well? ??? I have no shame :) :lol2: