I would be Mallek, Vampire hunter extrodinare, with the power of stelth and superior strenght I would thwart those toothy gets with my great sword of dobber :laugh:

I'm already a super hero. I'm the Vacuuminator. I can drain the human body of blood in 8.6 seconds.

I'm already a super hero.* I'm the Vacuuminator.* I can drain the human body of blood in 8.6 seconds.


Together we could fight crime - Hoorah :laugh:

All we need now is a theme song and color-coordinated capes.

I think Id where black _ although navy is the black or is it white I am so confused :lol2:

Here comes the Vacuuminator and Mallek
They're going to jumpkick some *** for yooooou!
They specialize in stuff involving blood and stuff
But they also know other stuff tooooooo!

Awww.. no nightcrawler?

Sometimes I am one ---> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6101761/

Holy bananas! That's brilliant!

Must be off to bed now...*yawn*

Awww.. no nightcrawler?

Sometimes I am one ---> http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/6101761/


Nice picture of a vampire - reminds me of Legacy Of Kain

I will add nightcrawler just for you -BTW I like him too

Here comes the Vacuuminator and Mallek
They're going to jumpkick some *** for yooooou!
They specialize in stuff involving blood and stuff
But they also know other stuff tooooooo!


Excellent theme song - You Rock :laugh:

DONT WEAR CAPES! THAT ENDS BADLY!

She's not a vampire.. more like a gargoyle.. but not.

And thanks for adding Kurt.. but I already voted for wolverine. :'(

never mind I know the truth ::)

I'd be Flash Gordon because I would want to parade around in tiny silver underwear :laugh:

I'd be Flash Gordon because I would want to parade around in tiny silver underwear :laugh:


Cool :lol2:

Hmm...there's not many female superheros up there. I think I'd be Rogue...mmm...Gambit.... She has super-stregth, she can fly, she's beautiful and ineresting (talking 'bout the comics and not the movie) not to mention she has the best costume - what more can you ask for? Sure if you touch her she'll suck the life out of ya, but we can't all be perfect can we? :lol2:

I couldn't think of many female super heros at the time I made the poll I'm afraid to say :angel:

LOL Thanks okay! ;D I'm only familiar with Marvel/X-Men so my knowlege is limited too. :lol2:

Varda lost a llama to a bad cape accident....shh, we mustn't mention Fluffy

Well I didn't pick anybody. Van Helsing is porbably the one I would pick though. But none really jumped out at me yelling pick me. So I didn't. Sorry. But I would probably say Scuba Steve. hehe j/k!

What about Sea-Man from south park with his trusty side kick Swallows - He was cool :lol2:

They should have had a Big Daddy 2 so we could have seen Scuba Scott.















Sorry, that was lame.

I didn't quite understand it any how :lol2:

You know, Scott and Steve...

You mean Scott who is formely known as Steve :-\

...yes... :'(

*hangs head in a moment of silence*

I would like to be Gambit. He is the best and the coolest.

Au revoir!

I am the only person who chose Flash Gordon!? Come on guys...

Am I the only person (woman) who wants to parade around in silver undies? lol :P

I don't remember what Flash Gordon wore, but I've never been opposed to woman parading around in undie's.

Wait, no Chronic and Bluntman? No Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back fans I take it?

:lol2:

GeekGirl ;D

Super Hobbit.

I'm going to be Stretch Armstrong!

I don't remember what Flash Gordon wore, but I've never been opposed to woman parading around in undie's.

I'd rather see a man parade around in silver undie's lol but....yea

And here is Flash Gordon in his silver undies....

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4262/dungeon.jpg

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Who want's to be a super hero? I want to be a super villian.

If we get to be super villains, can I be Glorificus. I want to have minions and suck people's sanity out of them while lookin' pretty too.

Well he's not really a super hero but I guess I could be the character I stole my name from. ;)

Sure but I get to be Galactus.

captain distructo will bring all of you down.

*throws Captain Distructo (shouldn't it be Destructo?) against a wall*

Not now, mommy's talking :shocking:

the cool thing about haning names is you can spell them any way you want but you are probably right.


*flings special wrist and building falls down upon Glorificus*

Apparently, you've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

*pulls herself out of the rubble* *brushes off dress* *puts hands on hips* *sighs*

How rude of you! You broke my shoe and ruined a perfectly good dress. Minions! I need a bubble bath!

*goes back to take a bubble bath*

yeah i have, but I'm not an avid follower.

*laughs*

*enjoys her bubble bath* *takes a sip of orange juice* Mmmm...vitamins...

*goes gets coffee sips and waits for next victim*

How about Captain Caveman? Anyone remembers him?

LOL if we are going back to old cartoon heros I want to be Hong Kong Phooey

i feel bad i have never heard of either of those. :-[

I'm sure there are websites dedicated to any of them. You might want to checked them out. They were quite funny!

You must be a young kitty.

no not so young just uninformed i guess.

Well I don't know about Capt Caveman but you can still find Hong Kong Phooey on TV.

really? where? when? whats it aboout?

It shows on the Cartoon Networks classic cartoon channel Boomerang. It's about a janitor dog that is a klumsy kung fu master. http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/925_1858_1.jpg

he he how cute I will have to keep an eye out.

The Mooner
*moons people*
Oh yes, I am powerful...mwhahahaha

:o

I'm blind but in a good way

:lol2:

Why hasn't anyone quoted Stephen Lynch yet? *You know, the guy who wrote the song "If I could be a super hero, I would be *insert a really random super hero name*" *And he talks about his wife having an affair with a dentist named Bob and he wants them to die from the Plague.

AHH NO my one weakness *stands mesmerised*

*continues to moon*
I have them under my spell! Quick! Steal the crown jewels before her highness gazes away to the snack table!

must..........fight...........can't......move..... .. so beautiful

OMG someone has stolen the family I mean Crown jewels!!!

don't worry someone good will come along soo to hCody Zoppa you
*waves special wrist - castle falls to the ground*

Mwhahahahaha....
*snerks evilly*
You are a lovely audience, really, but I must be going...no pun intended!

butt butt you can't leave us

later... we will finish this.

fight fight fight ;)

be careful I might hve to turn my evil powers onto you.

I am already evil so i have nothing to fear. You forget super villians was my idea. :P

oh Yeah sorry bout that .... or maybe i'm not
doDOdo

dont make me smite you

ooooh, Just try and Smite me!

steals Thor's hammer and gets to smiting

*waves special wrist decimating thor's hammer*

after being mooned i have nothing to fear from a wrist

Ahh but mine is a special wrist...... i sense a need to cool off though must go for a dunk in da lake

Sweet! This is a great thread! Nightcrawler forever!! :hearts:

I've met the guy who plays Nightcrawler in the X-men movie lol

I've met the guy who plays Nightcrawler in the X-men movie lol


NO. WAY.* :shocking:

You've met Alan Cumming? He's one of my favorite actors! What's he like in person?

He is a very very sweet and nice man, great sense of humor. I saw him a few years ago when he was in Cabaret the musical on Broadway, before he was really in any movies that I recall...I only talked with him for maybe 20 minutes, but really a great guy!!

I picked Superman. Flying, XRay Vision, only 1 thing can kill you, and you can still be a normal person to everyone around you.

He is a very very sweet and nice man, great sense of humor. I saw him a few years ago when he was in Cabaret the musical on Broadway, before he was really in any movies that I recall...I only talked with him for maybe 20 minutes, but really a great guy!!


Wow, I'm wicked jealous! His independant stuff is amazing and I'd LOVE to see him on Broadway. He was a great choice for Nightcrawler. Totally off the wall...so to speak... ;D

Yea I agree, I remember seeing him in Romy and Michelle's HS Reunion and laughed out loud.....but I made the comment the other day when I saw "the son of the mask" preview and I just shouted "ALAN CUMMING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR CAREER!" lol

Wolverine is so badass 8)

Bluntman.

How cool would it be to have a lightsaber with a bong for a handle?

;D

Although adamantium bones and claws are cool too.. not to mention the mutant healing powers..

Nah, Bluntman.

.....but I made the comment the other day when I saw "the son of the mask" preview and I just shouted "ALAN CUMMING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR CAREER!" lol


I totally agree! It's a shame that he can be in such great movies (and play such a great super hero!) and then be reduced to Son of the Mask! His British stuff is the best really.

fear me coz I am De-Evolution Man - Tremble as I De-Evolve into a single-celled life form and smite evil dooers - Hoorah!!! :starwars:

Bluntman.

How cool would it be to have a lightsaber with a bong for a handle?




*You'd always have a peaceful resolution with a "weapon" like that..hahahahahah* :lol2:* Your super power would be to make your enemies smile, hungry and have red eyes.

Bluntman.

How cool would it be to have a lightsaber with a bong for a handle?

;D


Noo.. an BONG saber or George Lucas would sue :P

But who gets to be Chronic?

Wolverine is so badass

I watched Treat Williams in that movie "Deep Rising" the other day....has anyone seen it, the ending...it's so, "LOST" like

Noo.. an BONG saber* or George Lucas would sue :P

But who gets to be Chronic?



Chis Rock's scene's are hilarious in that.

Shaka: "Does your momma and daddy know you get a black man his coffee? Did you put any boogers in this? Get me another coffee without boogers"

Assistant (Jamie Kennedy): "There's no boogers in the coffee *gets cup slapped out of his hand* Sorry Shaka, you're the man"

Shaka: "NO, You're THE MAN and that's the problem"

Are the angels in Dogma super heros ???

I picked Superman. He and Spider-Man are my favorite super heroes. Tom Welling and Tobey MaGuire as Clark and Peter respectively are perfect. :-*

Are the angels in Dogma super heros ???


No Mallek, they are angels ::)

Can't angels be heros then :'(

Ok ok, yes they can....don't cry. :P

I won't *sniff* :'( :laugh:

Any one that can fly! :jump1:

wolverine, of course!

Yep, Wolverine I can't help but like the bad boys ::) ;D