Any who want to join Domism: the official religion may sign up here!!! I will choose my ranking of priests(or priestesses) and high deacons...(I'm being very sacreligious *does the sign of the cross*)
JOIN NOW!! Names will be assigned...MAHHAH!

oooo!!!! ooO!!!!! I definitely would like to convert to Domism......... :D

I'm here!

I bow to Dom!

peanutbutter101 Jeannette311 raiderz32886
you must pick your favorite thing (besides dom) and I'll make you the Priest (or Priestess) of it!

My favorite thing......My Billy Boyd Autographed PIc of Merry and Pippin......Actually no. My favorite thing besides Dom is Dave McCabe. Can I be the Priestess of Him? *Begs*

like....our favorite thing about Dom??

Dom rules my life!!! kidding Ummmm...I guess my nest favorite thing would have to be 100 Grand Bars.

I think i might have to say that Hans Jensen is my favorite Dom thing.....hehehehe....*laughs hysterically just thinking about it* * :lol2:

My favorite Dom thing is Dom.

*waits nervously for assignments*

The tension is killing me!

not your favorite thing about him...but your favorite something or other..
Like Jeanette is going to be the Priestess of Dave McCabe...Jeanette: I dub thee Priestess of DaveMcCabe!
I'm the High Priestess of Cake!!! MAHAHA.
Peanutbutter: I dub thee Priest(ess) of 100 Grand Bars!

Yay!! *Runs to steal 100 Grand Candy Bars!*

Hmm... I think I need to be priestess of Major League Baseball!!! * ;D

IT IS SO! i DUB THEE PRIESTESS OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL!!!

Did I mention when I give you these titles..you RULE EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR NAMESAKE..

excellent......ahh, to have power over all of baseball......... ::)

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The Priestess of Dave MCCABE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU!

Here goes.... I'm already known as.. well, something pervy..... but now to have control of all that is Dave McCabe.. *sigh*
I must get this put on a shirt!

Your welcome Jeanette..and Priestess of MLB..don't change those baseball pant uniforms...they are just so...good looking *giggle*

I would NEVER consider it!!! I have a pair of Eric Byrnes' (Oakland A's) pants that I practically worship!! Only thing I might do is get rid of the Boston Red Sox........

*sporfles at raiderz*
That was good!

Hey I changed my Sig to go with my new title!!!!

Only three members? Where's my buddy Vegabond blues?!?!

ello!!!!!!!!1 :D

I'm assuming you want to join? What is YOUR favorite thing you wish to be priestess of?

I would NEVER consider it!!! I have a pair of Eric Byrnes' (Oakland A's) pants that I practically worship!! Only thing I might do is get rid of the Boston Red Sox........


Hey, I'm a Boston fan. Go pick on the Yankees, their dynasty has ended and they have no use left! :lol2:

Now I have control over all 100 Grand Bars! Mwah ha ha ha!!! I shall forceHershey or whoever makes them to mass produce them and fill all candy stores and shelves!!!!!!!!!!!!

well.....can I at least get rid of Jason Varitek?? He is, I think, my least favorite person in all of baseball......I'll get rid of the Yankees payroll....then we'll see where the Yankees get in life!!!


*so let it be said, so let it be done!*

being priestess has its benefits ::)

Let me tell you.. Being Priestess of Dave McCabe has it's benefits!
I jsut haven't seen him to see what they are.
I shoulda been a priestess a month ago! I could be on tour!!!!
*dreams*

Heya! i wanna join! may i be priestess over dom's eyeliner?!?! teehee. And his hairy feet.

Could I be the high priestess of Orlando Bloom? I love Dommie, but Orly is my man too!

Lost Jewel: Pick something other than Dom!!
CharlieLuv: I dub thee priestess of Orli Bloom..haha

*sacrifices a 100 Grand Bar to the almighty Dom* :lol2:

YAY! I AM THE PRIESTESS OF ORLI! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

You must sacrifice a Orli for our precious Dom!!! :lol2:

I sacrifice him so they can make a movie together!

I want to convert to Domism!!!!!!!!! Can I be priestess of Pepsi????

Lostrox4eva: And so it shall be, I dub thee priestess of Pepsi!!!!

And the Priestess must sacrifice Pepsi to the Almighty Dom(and us. I'm out. :( )!!! :lol2:

I will sacrifice the Pepsi to the Almighty Dom!!!!!!!!! and you guys can have some too! :D

I shall sacrifice some music written by my lovely Dave McCabe for Orli and Dom's said movie!
Then we can all get sugar rushes from cake, 100 Grand bars and Pepsi! LOL
..although.... I am all about the coca cola!1 LOL Or Dr. Pepper!

Good, now the Almighty Dom won't smite us with his Almighty surfboard.

May I be the preistess of Pippin's scarf?

Pippin had a scarf? I'd like you to be the Priestess of that just so you could summon this mysterious scarf. :lol2:

Yeah there's a whole forum for it!!! Like in the scene. He actually has quite a few scarves it seems. Yet i mean the scarf When, are you a lotr fan? It was in lotr 1 when They were being led by strider/aragorn and pippin had his scarf on!!!

I haven't seen FotR in a while (Still waitin for the EE for it). *hides face in shame* I must be banished from the LotR fangirls forever!

It's alright. No shame. But it's powers are fare beyond reconing, so just to be on the safe side, i research and see if i can curcum this magical scarf.

Yay! Does Pippin come with the scarf? :lol2:

Pippin is one of Dom's friends and inspirations as the scarf is the inspiration of Pippin. So to bring the scarf to us would be most unwise. I still wish to be Priestess of Pippin's Scarf as that is my calling. (Bows out in silence)

Dom and Orlando say hi from the movie they're making! :lol2:

Quelle film? wait no quel or quelle? nvm je parle francaise un peu. nvm i don't know anything

Can i join!!!! I love Dom sssssssssssssssssssoooooooooo much!!!!

i love dom too!

Oh I wanna join, I wanna join! *bounces*
Can I be the Priestess of... the Shire?!!!

Hey Merry may i help and be... servant to the shire as a bartender at the Green Dragon?!?! and together we can be merry and pippin protectors!!! teehee! *giggle*

k sry that was kinda random... :-[

OH! Another lover of Charlie here...wanting to join in all the fun! Please, please, please...sign me up!

Marina

You have to pick to be a Priestess of something other than Dom and then must sacrifice something to our Dom alter! :lol2:

Well i can't really sacrifice the beautiful sweater of pippin's, but i can wear it for sacrificial processions... can't be my hair, i'd go bald... can't be shoes, need them. I KNOW! one of the very things most dearest to me... i'll sacrifice... jewlery. Fine Jewlery to lay before the feet, of dom. (takes beautiful golden necklace from... somewhere...) and sacrifices it. weeeh! that thing was heavy! Glad to be rid of that ol' thing!!! But i still wish to wear pippin's scarf and be a bartender at the Green Dragon... and share the religion... yes that is my calling. (Bows out gracefully)

Pick something other than Dom to become the priestess of!!!! And when you shall...I will dub thee priestess of such.

So am I officially dubbed?

No. You have to pick something that isn't Dom related. You could be priestess of socks, though!

oh okay so the Shire is too Dom-related... mmm... *thinks*
what about Priestess of the Penguins? (I have a postcard of penguins just above my desk, I didn't look very far!)

Now you must sacrifice a penguin to our Dom alter!!!

oh no! Poor little penguin! So cute! But anything for the Domism!
*goes to the alter*
You know, I'm not sure that Dom would approve of that. Can I sacrifice a stuffed penguin?

You don't have to kill the poor penguin (that would be mean :'() Just leave it at the alter.

Phew! I'm relieved! Okay...
*looks at her penguins*
Okay... Ringo! Go on the altar! Good boy...

Now Dom won't smite you with his mighty surfboard! :lol2:

phew!
I love your icon! Is there a bigger version of this pic somewhere? I'd like to see that!

Yep. I got it in the Charlie's Angels thread. Here's the direct link. http://www.lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=231&pos=17

thank you! that's so funny! Now I have to show it to some LotR-Lost fans friends of mine!

Your welcome.

I just want to let ya'll know, that I am sacrificing much of Dave for Domism.
Unfortunately, I cannot post about it, as that would be too pervy.
:angel:
Jeannette

If you don't give details then Dom will smite you!!! (just kidding :lol2:)

With his surfboard, correct? That may be enjoyable! LOLOLOL!

OMG I need.. well.. nevermind!

It is NOT enjoyable. It is a flaming surfboard and when he smites you, you will be banished from Dom-Heaven!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Damn... Oh well! I do NOT want to be banished from Dom-Heaven!!!

No. Dom-Heaven is a wonderful place full of badgers, where you play Tig for hours and hours on end and listen to the Almighty Dom do Indian and German impersenations/accents all day. *sigh* :lol2:

quote found from Hatgirl today..... 8)

posted on Billy Boyd's official website when it had a forum/chat.....

Dom: Billy talk to me, or I am cancelling the internet.
Billy: Who's on Elijah, and how do you have the power to cancel the internet?
Dom: Dom, and cos I am god.

Even he knows he is powerful enough to have his own religion.....

*bows and prays to the all-mighty Dom*

Yes with his Almighty flaming surfboard and his fan girl mind devices, he will be able to get the entire fan girl population to be on the Internet at the same time, confusing it. Then, when it least suspects it, he will thrash the Internet with his Almighty flaming surfboard and it will be the end of the Internet as we know it. *dun dun dah!!!!!!* :lol2:

Domism...Now that's a religion I would like to join! ;D

Yes, we need all of the priestess/priests we can get. Choose something to be a priet(ess) of that isn't Dom related.

How about the priestess of Georgia (my home state)? (Yeah, I'm a country girl, and proud of it! lol)

Yes you can do that but mind you, you have to sacrifice Georgia to the Almighty Dom. :lol2:

I am willing to make that sacrafice. :)

Okay then. You may come into the Domism fold. ;D

Yes! ;D

Now go up to the Dom alter and place all of the land in Georgia and it's citizens in front the statue!

*Goes up to Dom alter and places all of Georgia and it's citizens in front of the alter*

Dom, I give you my homeland!

Good now the Almighty Dom won't smite you with his flaming surfboard.

I sacrifice today Orlando today for him and Dom to write a script together, Billy can join too. :lol2:

Ohhh...I think this might become our Domism bible! Together they will write the miracles of "Tig", how Dom was able to turn Orli's water into wine and got him incredibly drunk, and other things like that. :lol2:

Lol, last I checked this thread it only had three pages...Did y'all miss me your High Priestess???

Yes we did. But I have been here to keep them in line. I've taught the n00b priestesses about Dom's flaming surfboard which he uses to smite people with. :lol2:

Is it official that i am the priestess of the Sacred Pippin's Scarf?

Heya Merry, whatever happened to our Shire business? Me=bartender @ Greendragon?!?! *sniffles* i thought what we had was special. :'(

You can't be the Priestess of Pippin's Scarf. Pippin's scarf is connected to Pippin, Pippin is connected to Merry and Merry is connected to Dom. And you're not allowed to be priestess of anything Dom related. Pick your favorite thing (besides anything Dom related)

ooooh! sry i think that like... just connected with me. but almost everything relates with him... k this could be a lil' trixie. how about... no... i know!!! no i don't... i'll be back. i must meditate on this... i'll get back to you... i must look deep inside myself.

Ohh!!! Be the Priestess of Meditation! Even though you will have to sacrifice your meditation our Almighty Dom shrine.

No that just gets me into a more confusing knot...

What's your favorite candy bar?

Not Candy!!! it's to hard!!! no jp candy's not like my joy in life... i have no clue... not Friends... is this kinda like something we're offering or giving up?

Yes and it must be something precious to you!

MY PRECIOUS!!! jp sry thinking...

so, wait...does Dom know about Domism now or something?

Hey guys! I have returned! ;D

Hi I'm back too!!!!! So how are all the priestesses????

Not that I know of. It would be a little embaressing if he found out that I was "worshipping" him. Kind of like your crushfinding out that you've been staring at them for quite a while and that you've been writing their name over and over again in your notebook with little hearts over their names. Then again, I'm a very shy person. :blush:

If he found out I think he should be scared.
But used to it.
;)

I think he was scared by the "Who Wants to See Dom Break the Internet" thread. He would definitely be scared of Domism. :lol2:

Meditating through my obsessions,
Searching for a reasonable offering
Can't seem to find a worthy gift
For Thee, Dom...

a.k.a i don't know what i should be priestess of and offer unto the Almighty Dom... sry.

Do you like socks? I'm sure he could use a pair. :lol2:

Oooh!!! GREAT IDEA! MY SPONGEBOB TOE SOCKS! YOU'RE A GENIOUS PEANUTBUTTER101!!! i am the priestess of the spongebob toe socks! but first i must do the cerimonial washing before i offer them to the Almighty Dominic!!! teehee... socks. :lol2:

Well, what religion is without socks. We need to keep our feet warm somehow! :lol2: Welcome Jewel, Priestess of Spongebob toe socks. I'm sure the Almighty Dom will love them

To keep his little hobbit feet warm! i mean big hairy...

*It was actually something he said on the rotk commentaries...

It was when Eowyn was sleeping by the fire on that like bed/couch/sofa/thing... when

Eowyn was there and the cover blanket thing wasn't over her feet...

So then Aragorn came and put it over her feet... and then in the commentary

Dom was talking with Billy and he was like if you don't have your feet covered when you're sleeping

you'll have a nightmare!!!

I took his advice and put light sockies on and i havn't had a nightmare since!

Thnx Dominic! And also... that'll keep him from having scary nightmares,

And then i'll know that he's safe. Teehee! :lol2: k sry buh byez!
<3 Priestess of the Spongebob toe socks.

Hee hee. I never put something on my feet but the blankets always cover them. I get partial nightmares.

take dom's advice!

I've always been known to rebel against my elders, though. Unless it is towards the Domism! I don't want to be smited with his Almighty flaming surfboard... :ermm:

THEN COVER YOUR FEET LITTLE MISSY! THAT'S AN ORDER!!! um... uh... from uuuh...

FROM DOM HIMSELF!!! teehee i like being in control... teehee... power runing through my vains...

I FEEL THE POWER! I GOT THE POWER! wahooooooo! jp sry... just take dom's advice?

*After Julie did the cerimonial washing of the spongebob toe socks,
*She puts them on, and dances around the alter, singing You All Everybody Playing Her guitar.
*She then steps down and takes off the socks,
*She places them ever so neatly on the altar and says
* I offer my spongebob toe socks to you ALMIGHTY DOM!!!
*Then she says...
*Please take them as an offering of thanks for what you have done for everyone
*She hears a loud...
*BURP!!!
*The Almighty Dom has spoken,
*She takes her socks, and runs back to her house
*And does another cerimonial washing... of the yellow spongebob toe socks.
*As she chants, I am the priestess of the sacred spongebob toe socks,
*Keeps your toesies warm!!!
*They'll protect you from getting nightmares,
*and being smacked by Dom's flaming surfboard!!!
*teehee. :lol2:

Ohhh...he burped at you. That's one of the highest compliments he can ever give to a priestess!!! :o

Hey, guys! I'm back sorry I haven't posted in a awhile. I've been busy!

No worries...we've been busy finding Jewel a Priestess job! :lol2:

That's good, everyone needs to find a job so Dom doesn't smite them. ;D

And that is quite painful :(

Can I join?

Yes you most certainly can. You have to pick something that you love that isn't Dom related and you must sacrifice it to the Almighty Dom alter. :lol2:

I SACRIFICE MY REESES AND PEANUT M&M COLLECTION!!!!!(I can't live without them they r my fave candy)

Well...what else do you love?

I ALSO SACRIFICE MY JOHNNY DEPP MOVIE COLLECTION!!!!

Maybe you could sacrifice Johnny Depp. One of the Priestesses sacrificed (not killed) Orlando Bloom. :lol2:

lol That is hilarious. :lol2:

I'LL SACRIFICE JOHNNY DEPP!!!

Okay. I dub thee Priestess of Domism and Johnny Depp. Now go put Johnny Depp over by our Dom alter! :lol2:

-puts Johnny Depp over by Dom alter-

*runs in* wait I need you to sacrifice this *throws Brad Pitt on* MAHAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THE PRETTY FLAMES!

Was that really a sacrifice? Or did you just want to barbeque Brad Pitt? If it;s the latter, then I am very pleased with you and will put in a good word to the Almighty Dom. ;) ;)

The latter and the fact I love seeing the pretty flames *dances around madly laughing to herself*

I'm scared, did you just kill Brad Pitt? :shocking: Anyway...there is a priestess of Johnny Depp now too? Yay! Dom and Orlando aren't the only actors!

Don't worry...we always have Orlando Bloom to fill in our Pitt void (not that there ever was one)

*still dances around flames* I am not sure if I killed him *adds more BBQ sauce* :devil:

Let's eat him!!! *Puts him on a rotissery and watches him suffer* :lol2:

So we have 2 or three actors now? And still only one musician.. my very own Dave McCabe....*sigh*
And various snack foods... And drinks!
The Domism altar is becoming quite comfy. We need some squishy pillows now to lounge on. and some hotties to fan us with palm tree leaves.
Yes we do.

It's our job to fan the Almight Dom, though. But we do need our own slaves... :lol2:

Maybe we should not eat Brad He can be our slave ;D

LOL We should!!! I hate Brad Pitt I would really make him work!!! -Evil Laugh-

:lol2:YAY Brad Pitt is our slave oh what about Orlando?

He's already been sacrificed to Dom...but I'm sure the Priestess of Orlando Bloom can conjure up a clone! :lol2:

No! I don't want Orlando as a slave! :( Sorry! He can just be a buddy to us. But, yes! Lets make Brad be our slave! And Dom may smite him with his surfboard whenever he wants!

*Throws Brad a Palm Leaf* Fan me! Oh great Achillies! *teehee... i love it.** *:lol2:* * :devil:* This is quite fun!!!* * Go bake a cake and i'll eat it!!! ** (Brad bakes 3 layer cake) *scarfes down the cake... 1 layer... 2 layer... 2 and one half... 2 and...* "uh oh"* *:sick:* BURP!!!* *Scarfs down the rest of the 3rd layer.* "Yummy!"

Oh! Oh! Can I join the religion of Domism!!!???

Go run me a bath and fill it with bubbles oh Dom wants one too *Brad runs off to store to get bubbles* AHHH this is the life

Ooooh! Bubble baths are fun! :lol2:

Bubbly Bubbly Bubbly!!! They are somuch fun!!! ;D

With a rubber ducky! Rubber ducky! you're the one!!! :lol2: You make bath time so much fun!!! *squeeky squeek* Rubber ducky! me and you! rubber ducky, i love you! *kiss* :-*

I LOVED THE RUBBER DUCKY ON SESEME STREET!!! HIM AND COOKIE MONSTER WERE MY FAVE CHARACTERS!!!!

Could this be any better? Taking a bubble bath, Dom taking a bubble bath. *wink wink* :lol2:

You naughty Priestess! Slave (I can't even say Brad Pitt without shuddering), dance around like a monkey! *Slave continues to do so*

Dance monkey boy! Dance! :lol:

*spanks him* DANCE FASTER OR DOM WILL SMITE YOU!!!

DANCE!!! DANCE!!!! -holds bananna over head and does evil laugh- DANCE!!! I SAY DANCE!!!

*puts Slave in drag* Do the HULA!!!!

-Hands a ukahlee(how do u sp it) to the slave- PLAY US SOME MUSIC OR BE BESEECHED TO THE ALMIGHTY DOM!!!

*laughs at Slave's bad playing* Burn his bum, Dom!!!

This is fun! :jump:

We should do this everyday! ;D

You guys are silly! :P This is fun!!! :lol2: jp

*makes Slave lick a dog* Hee hee! :lol2:

I am here to sacrifice some more of Dave McCabe.. This time, it being The Zuton's singing a cover of The Scissor Sisters' "Take Your Momma Out"....
*sigh* such a lovely voice, my Dave has.... :hearts:

With a rubber ducky! Rubber ducky! you're the one!!!* *:lol2:* You make bath time so much fun!!! *squeeky squeek* Rubber ducky! me and you! rubber ducky, i love you! *kiss** :-** *


AHHH the memories of singing along with Ernie hehehehhee

Sacrifice!!!

:lol2: yayyayayay

I'll sacrifice my Johnny Depp collection SO THE ALL MIGHTY DOM CAN BE ENTERTAINED!!!! LOL :lol2:

Very good. We all know how easily bored Dom can get! ;)

I think Dom would be entertained by our new slave boy! :lol2: dance monkey boy dance! :lol2:

*gives Slave a piece of crust and watches Slave get all scrawny* Mwah ha ha! That's for beating Orli in the TV Guide's Top 20 Summer Hunks! :P

*whip crack* And for beating Eric Bana! The Troy boys were top 3 but it doesn't mean that you are Mr. Troy Boy!!! butt. *watches Brad beg for merci...*

*gives Slave a piece of crust and watches Slave get all scrawny* Mwah ha ha! That's for beating Orli in the TV Guide's Top 20 Summer Hunks! :P


Yes! My man deserves to be number 1!!! Muah ha!


*whip crack* And for beating Eric Bana! The Troy boys were top 3 but it doesn't mean that you are Mr. Troy Boy!!! butt. *watches Brad beg for merci...*


You don't know how mad that made me!

*Whips slave*

This is fun!!! :roflmao:

kk sry just so... caught up in the moment there...

*looks in slave book to see what other tortures we can do*

Woah my gosh, this thread is the coolest!

Could I join? And if so can I be the high preistess of Ketchup?

"Come on in Priestess of ketchup and welcome!" *Hands Kelsey whip*

Welcome high priestess of Ketchup! I welcome thee!

Would you like to join in on our torture chamber---- i mean wonderfully delightful play time together? We were just dangleing him over the fire and seeing how long he could stay there without freaking out! ;D

*Rope snaps* "oopsie! oh he's o.k just a little accident that's all!"

As a friendly invitation to all, i'd like to invite all of you if you wanna join my new ship The Black

Pearl! :lol2: it's super fun so come join! o.k now back to our victim!!!

Cool! I'm on my way there!

YAY!!! thnx Charlieluv cya there! Anyone else wanna join my crew? :lol2:

*wipes Brad into line* this one is cracking I need another slave soon *runs off to find Colin Firth*

Who's Colin Firth? :-\

Mr Darcy off Bridget Jones

I've never seen it so I don't know who he is. :(

Same here.

I WILL ALSO SACRIFICE CHAD MICHEAL MURRAY!!! (i absolutely positively hate him, my friends always say he is hotter than "ugly old dom". yuch! that is gross!) YOU WILL BE PUNISHED SLAVE AND ME AND THE OTHER PRIESTESSESS WILL DECIDE UR FATE!!!! MWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!

Where is everyone today? Am I going to have to torture our slave by myself today? ;)

I'm here I can help!!!!

Same here.


ohhhh ummmm have you seen love Actually he was the writer in it whose girlfriend cheated on him!

Oh yes I am here too *gets whip out*

Okay Kiwichick! I know who he is now! I love that movie!

Colin Firth? Fwoofta! He is a lovely man! He is such a prince charming. Gorgeous eyes too.

I fancy a lot of actors, but the one I've recently become infatuated with is Eric Bana. :w00t: I keep watching Troy over and over. It's mostly his eyes. He has these deep brown eyes that show so much emotion. *sniffle* I love 'em. That's why I didn't want to be the high preistess of Eric Bana. Ketchup I can give up, but Eric would be a real struggle.

Here's a list of other good looking chaps:

Colin Farrell
Colin Firth
(Don't laugh) Keanu Reeves...back in the day
Elijah Wood
Jude Law
Ewan McGregor


That's a portion of my lovely man list. I would sacrifice them all!

*grabs whip*

I WILL ALSO SACRIFICE CHAD MICHEAL MURRAY!!! (i absolutely positively hate him, my friends always say he is hotter than "ugly old dom". yuch! that is gross!) YOU WILL BE PUNISHED SLAVE AND ME AND THE OTHER PRIESTESSESS WILL DECIDE UR FATE!!!! MWWWAAHHHHAAAA!!!


We'll most likely have to sacrifice your friends also! But you probably won't like that so I will ask your permission first.

*gets hot poker and sticks it inside of Chad Micheal Murray's stomach* *takes it out and puts it inside of Brad Pitt's stomach*

I happen to like Chad Michael Murray, but if it's for Dommie. :'(

CMM can be your slave. Slave (Brad Pitt) is the community slave but you can keep CMM. :lol2:

*takes tweezers and starts plucking Slave's eyebrows off* :lol2:

Okay, I like that idea. ;D Keep plucking his eyebrows!

*twists Slave's "perfect" nose* He is such a sissy! Look at him cry! :lol2:

Hands over hot poker* try this as well *kicks slave* I said BE QUIET AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN .... oh thats right you aren't one MAHAAAAAAAAAA

This is getting to be very violent. I'm not sure if Dom would approve of this sort of torture.

*blushes* I guess you are right *hands slave bread and water*

But I think he would approve of this. *plants a tree beside his alter*

*goes and waters tree*

We need more trees people! Start planting!

-donates some evergreens-Straight from Maine-hugs trees- :lol2:

*plants tree with Orlando's help* Now it looks really nice in here! I think Dom would be pleased.

*finishes planting daisies*

-plants tree than makes a foundation of rocks, moving on to the next tree-

*starts chanting* Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom

-stares-Okay then.-thinks-Maybe Christian will have Dom sign my card :jump:

Chanting is taking it a little too far, isn't it. :lol2: *continues planting trees*

Not really-chants alongside-Dommie! Dommie! Dommie! Dommie! WOOT WOOT!

DOM! DOM! DOM! DOM!

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom!!! ;D

-dances to the beat- Dom doo doo Dommie Dom doo doo Dom doo doo Dommie Dom!

Dommie! Dommie! Dommie! Dommie! Dommie! :lol2:

*starts dancing to the badger song*

Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie Charlie Charlie Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie Dommie HOBBIT IT'S A HOBBIT OH MY GOD IT'S A HOBBIT!!!! :lol2:

Oh they look so pretty!

All hail Dom! ;D

*Plants the seed of a Lurker tree and a Truffula tree*

Reee! I love trees. Hey! You guys should check out www.project-monaghan.net, if you haven't. I'm not trying to sell you anything, but it's pretty sweet.

*plants a bit of pipe weed* Do you think the cops will find out? :lol2:

Lol I don't think so this place is pretty well hidden and the almighty Dom would protect us!!

I'm just afraid that when he smite's the officers with his flaming surf board that he'll burn the pipe weed!

LOL That would be horrible!!!

And then we might all get high by accident! What a sight that would be! :lol2:

LOL What a sight to see!! :lol2: I wonder what the almighty Dom would act like!!! :lol2:

Haven't you seen the RotK making of the film. It showed parts of Monaboyd's many versions of the scene on the wall. :lol2:

I have only part of the special features at my friends house. I am bying the movie over the weekend though. Thats my goal. LOL

It is a must see! :lol2:

I've seen it! It's very funny! Worth seeing! ;D

I was laughing so hard in the movies I love that scene

lol Yeah I have to see it. LOL

I think I like the drugged mellow one the best!!!!!

That one is the best, have you seen the facial expressions they used when using the different aspects? :laugh:

Not An Addict (Charlie's Song)

(sung to the tune of "Not An Addict" by K's Choice)

Breathing in and breathing out
I'm lookin' like, a rainbow trout
I don't remember, too much more
Hung high above the jungle floor

I was a hobbit, it's true, I wouldn't lie
And I was almost killed by this creepy guy

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, I fried my brain
I'm in Drive Shaft, I'm a god
Fans everywhere, I feel so hot

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stranded on this creepy isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Band's over now, I'm all alone
I'm just a bassist on my own
Someone means the world to me
(Oh, Someone means so much to me)

She's not a hobbit, it's true, I won't deny
That she's been knocked up by another guy
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

P.B., P.B.
Watch me as I gulp it down
Aus-sie, love me
Look at me, I'm shooting and I'm killing.

I was once a hobbit, it is true, It's been a while It's been...
I was once a hobbit, it is true, and that's no lie

I was a hobbit, it's true, It's been a while
But now I'm stuck here on this freaky isle
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...



written by ~mudhoney ©2005


I know it's a bit of an obscure song for a parody but I thought the original lyrics (see below) worked quite well for a Dom/Charlie centric song so I tried to have some fun with it, but mainly the "habit"/"hobbit" line worked too well for me to pass up the opportunity. Let me know what'cha think...I might give it another re-write later. ;D




K's Choice - Not An Addict


Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Oh, Nothing means a thing to me)

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...


written by ~K's Choice ©1994


Check out my Beverly Hillbillies parody (The Ballad of James Sawyer) here: http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=10083.0

Check out my Gilligan's Island parody (Abrams' Island) here: http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=4780.msg72203#msg72203

Planting pipe weed is fine... and the cops won't find out because dommeh will protect us... :lol2: but if The Almighty Dom has Treebeard over or any other ent friends over... don't let them find it! "It could be a distant relative" -Merry :lol2:

Exactly. ;)

Hides pipe weed under blankie but still takes it off on regulatory basic for proper growth and sunlight... YAY!!! problem solved.

Heya! You know who also has to be our slave? wait i forgot sorry i'll come back with it but people we need slaves! I know!!!

Every person has their own slave... no maybe not. Not sure though... what do you guys think? I'm hiring my own personall slave...

But i forgot who i was gonna kidnap and force to be my slave... i mean um hire... yeah. So keep thinking guys... *runs away*

So, is Chad Michael Murray still my personal slave?

Certainly! *hands Charlieluv whip* use it as you wish... :lol2:

Can you still join the Domism religion?

Yeah Prolly but you need to ask the owner of this joint... and after that we must ask the almighty dom!!! :lol2:

It's open to anybody at anytime! Pick something to be a Priestess/Priest of that ISN'T Dom related (I'm the Priestess of 100 Grand Bars)

Oh really? omg i'm so sorry! Heya! I'm JeWeL* Priestess of the yellow spongebob toe socks! And welcome to our humble temple of dommeh ness! :lol2: What'll you be priestess of?

Priestess of chocolate. I'll go with that.