Hey all,
Starting tomorrow, day one of the six week project, we will be holding a bachelor/ette auction for the project and our sanity. I have volunteered to be auctioned first, so come back tomorrow and place your bids. I have a lot to offer the lucky winner:

1) The weather is ALWAYS warm in my neighborhood

2) I am a handsome devil

3) I've got lots of tricks up my sleeve

4) I can fulfill your deepest desires

The bidding starts at 1 Fuseolian (since its not real money, we'll call it Fuselage money = Fuseolians)

Happy Bidding!!!

I could use your help as I have some trash that could be burned by a handsome devil. I'll bid 5 fusos.

Make it 10 . . . I love a bad boy.* *;)

At the risk of turning this into the Desperate Housewives board ;)

I'll bid 13 fuseolians, I have got lots of jobs that need doing - do you commute?

*raises hand*

15 here..... I like tricks ;)

Alright, it's time to get down and dirty . . . I bid 50 fuseloians.

This man gets money out of administrators for a living, he's capable of anything.* *;) *oops, breaking character*

This man's the dark overloard, think of the possibilities! Then again, can you really trust a guy named diabolo . . .?

*goes threw change purse*

51 fuseloians!!!

Is it to late to bid? *Sawyer stole my fuseloians.....

Is it to late to bid? Sawyer stole my fuseloians.....


:lol2:

I don't know where the auctioneer went. Maybe Sassafras (theG) wanted to have a 'word' with him . . . :o

I wouldn't want to piss off the dark lord. :-X

dun dun dun! lol

If it was to late to bid, I think you were the winner TRoss. :D

Hey all,
Sorry I havent posted. I had a family emergency the past few days. TRoss is the winner! The next auction will be Monday, when I can get my head together to post it. Next on the block is Blamo. See you Monday and thanks for bidding
Diabolo

*claps* Yay TRoss!

Yay! *jumps up and down* Bananas for everyone!!!

Hey diabolo, hope everything turned out alright. Let us know if we can help. You can defer your obligation to me until later, if necessary. ;)

Blamo's next, huh? His soul, or his body? Because he said his soul was a piece of junk. >:( :D

Ok, I am back. Today, Blamo is up for auction. Here are his qualifications

1. He is a sexy 41 year old male

2. He has military training and can fly an M-16 (just think how fast he can whisk you away for lunch in Paris!)

3. He's healthy and his soul is completely intact!!

4. He's only in baggage now, but look for that to change by leaps and bounds after the auction.

The bidding starts at 5 Fusesolians!! Let er rip!!!!

I'll bid 40 fuseolians! Imagine all of the potential. Besides, I'm sure he's used to be bossed around! :lol2:

WOW! Upped the ante to 40 Fuseolians!!! Thank you PB, do I hear 50?

I'll bet 50. I have a house to pack up.

I'll bet 70! I really need him to lug stuff up and down these bloody stairs that I have in my house!

I'll go 100 I have ALOT of packing to do.

Now I'm getting jealous!! I sold for a measly 51 Fuseolians!!! No offense, TROss, I couldnt have been won by a better girl! :D

1000 fuseloians!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a spaghetti armed weakling! Plus I can be bossy and I need to boss SOMEONE around. :lol2:

I really could do with a man around, I have a dishwasher that needs plumbing in, ummm, a few kitchen units to be moved, and other menial tasks to be done so I bid 1500 fuseolians. ;D

I bid 2000 fuesolians!!! I SO need him more than you do! ::)

SOLD TO PEANUTBUTTER101 for 2000 FUSEOLIANS!!!! Congrats and thanks to all those who voted. There wont be another auction until tomorrow, I am waiting for someone to volunteer to be sold (if you are interested please send me some of your good qualities or I will make them up for you :P)

Thanks
:devil:

Ha ha ha! I demand that Blamo lug up my living room TV up to my room! :lol2:

Keep up the good work, guys. * :chris:

(I felt like the pirate was an appropriate smiley)

Gah! Just as in real life, I miss out on the guy :'(

I'm so like that in real life too.All the guys I have/had crushes on were all going out with another girl. :'( I swear God loves to torture me!

Drew has no control over the hearts of teenage boys.

:lol2: :lol2: That would explain a lot.

2,000 fuseolians for a guy who sold his soul to my guy.
51 fuseloians for the Dark Lord . . . what a bargain!

Next auction up for grabs.....Tarrish!!!

And shes a girl!!!

Now where are all the guys??

Heres what Tarrish says she has to offer:

1) I can make an awesome breakfast.

2) I live in SoCal (Talk about great weather)

3) I stop everything on Wednesday night to watch Lost with you.

4) I'm devoted to everything I do. (that counts fun)

5) I'm bad like Sawyer, and sweet like Kate (I don't lie though)

I am gonna start the bidding at 100 Fuseolians, since she can cook!
Guys???

*sigh* I'm not a guy! But I would love a cook. But I can't bet anything... :'(

Oh come on people!!!! Somebody put in a bid!! We have a fine specimen of womanhood here for auction!