Unusual Ninnymuggins, Wonderous, Exalted, Loopy Livers!
For those who are clinically insane, and should be in a lovely padded room with a nice warm jacket that keeps them from moving too much. Strange dreams welcome, along with many signs of insanity, such as being stalked by a dancing llama juggling bananas, which in turn is eating bacon that is whistling.

1. Jesyca
2. Varda (YAY! #2 rawks like rawks!)

NO NORMIES ALLOWED!

What if you're the stalker of the llama...

well, i can see you have 99 red balloons of DOOM, so you're perfectly fine here... wanna stand guard to make sure Normies dont get in?

Yeah... sure will!

*Hums 99 luff balloons and paces*

:lol2: PACES! I KNOW THE PACES!!!!!!!!!!! Liam doesnt like me much though... our phone conversations are hilarious, both of us making up things so we don't have to see eachother while acting like we couldn't be better friends..... good times...

oooh ooooh I am not normal! Let me in here to stop the sanity!

1. Jesyca
2. Varda
3. bri_nic23

bri, i must warn you... im trying turkey bacon now...

*Pulls out her zombie shield*

and..............go! I'm ready!

ok!

*takes a bite and turns into a turkey*

gobble gobble!

ooohhh fun!

*takes a bite of pizza and turns into a pepperoni*

*dyes her red thingy (cant think of name for it) blue*

Eats an orange-----------and then has some soup

*pecks at bri's orange peel*

GET OFF MY PEEL! But I will give you one fry!

*eats the fry and turns into a potato*

*sits on an egg hoping to hatch a chicken*

*randomly grows a nose*

*tries tofu for the first time*

Mmm....tastes a lot like that cardboard box I ate yesterday.

you know, before I had my first Communion, everyone told me the Eucharist tasted like cardboard.... they were kinda right, though cardboard is sweeter, and has the tendency to have cockroach eggs on it...

mmmmm...tasty!

you know, before I had my first Communion, everyone told me the Eucharist tasted like cardboard.... they were kinda right, though cardboard is sweeter, and has the tendency to have cockroach eggs on it...


Before I had my first Communion, my brother told me that the Eucharis tasted like potato chips, and then I cried because I couldn't have any.

Oo oo oo! I want to join. Hopefully the stupid clowns will leave me alone and stop trying to take over the world.

1. Jesyca
2. Varda
3. bri_nic23
4. Weseh (you post, you join. or else...)
5. XxNicholeexX

woot! we have half a decade of people in here!

Well, we all know I'm not quite right in the head. You better add me.

1. Jesyca
2. Varda
3. bri_nic23
4. Weseh
5. XxNicholeexX
6. Snabbygail

yay! we're now a might half dozen.... mmm.... doughnuts....

*Throws Bavarian cream donuts at V*

*catches them in her mouth*

you know what i want to listen to? Half Fling.... that and Unwell are like Unwell's anthems

I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.....

I know right now you can't tell........

as if, I've known that for ages

Some people say I remind them of a maple bar...donught....doe...nut....

I think this is one place I can free myself from the barriers of the underlords.....of the maple bar.

*tries to hand you a ticket to a past Unwritten Law concert* They told me to give you this, and that would mean I could be admitted to the group. @_@

1. Jesyca
2. Varda
3. bri_nic23
4. Weseh
5. XxNicholeexX
6. Snabbygail
7. Tarrish

well, we usually take passports to Florida, but we'll accept this....

*runs around and sings Half Fling*

*rides on a lethal broomstick*

*eats the lethal broomstick*

*laughs at the bristles sticking out of Nicholee's mouthe*

*throws bristles at WS*

*makes bristles into a hairbrush*

*eats hairbrush*

*pokes Nicholee in stomach*

Hey, is this it?

*is poked in the stomach*
Yes, that is it. Do you like Shannon?

Does the hokey pokey and turns himself around *gets dizzy and falls to the ground at W and Saucy's footsies*
Oh toes! ! ! Pulls out a squeeze bottle of Dove Dark and pours it all over their toes and . . . well you know . . .

Hey Varda dear can I be admitted, it's past time for my meds?

:angel:

*wonders if hiram plans on licking toes today*

You know what I like!

Oooo chocolate.
*goes into a trance*

What are you doing?! Surely everyone knows that you don't dye those red things blue....I was always told they were only allowed to be dyed orange ::)

meds?....what meds have you got? I'll trade you some of mine for a bag of marmite crisps and one of those pink frilly things over there that you are hiding...

You think they're pink....they aren't pink. They are purple. It is the color of the elephants they have in the back room. These elephants I will use to destroy the evils that live in my apartment.

Did you know elephants eat leather broomsticks? It's truth.

Moo cow moo.

Moo! That's the Ophelia group!

Moo! That's the Ophelia group!

Wait what?

Yoda should come join this group.

Moo indeed. *

Ophelia visited me one night. *She told me that Hamlet was a jerk, and that she needed to party once and awhile.

She also brought me a purple cow. *Did you take my purple cow Nich?

Moo indeed. *

Ophelia visited me one night. *She told me that Hamlet was a jerk, and that she needed to party once and awhile.

She also brought me a purple cow. *Did you take my purple cow Nich?

The only cow that I have is a pink/purple plaid cow. I've been saying moo cow moo for over a year now and I still do not know why. *shrugs*

Well, I once owned a purple cow. It was a virtual purple cow, but it was close to my heart. We also said something along the line of Mooo Purple Cow. I can't remember now.

I have heard great stories of your pink purple cow. It was suppose to be the victim in our monster project. I brought in a real cow, and we were going to model out of yours. 0_0

Moo = minions of ophelia. It's at the beginning of the 'Ophelia rocks' thread.

Did you know elephants eat leather broomsticks? It's truth.


It may be truth, but I happen to know they only eat them on Tuesdays, the rest of the week they use them as door knockers!


Oh, by the way, can I join? ;D

I walked around my friend's neighborhood with a purple moo moo on. I proclaimed I was a tomato, and all was well.

Don't mess with the tomatoes. They make ketchup.

Pick me! Pick me! I wanna join!* :jump1:

*searchess on the ground desperately*

Lucky 08....08 huh? Here...I searched many hours for these.

*gives you eight shiny pennies* This is my gift to you. @_@

*freaks out at the sight of something shiny* :shocking:

You renounce my gift!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????? >:(

Nope I love shiny things!* * ...................................* * I should get you somthing too.* I think you'll like this.

*hands Tarrish some ketchup*

:poking:

WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
*holds the ketcup close to her heart*

I will keep this forever, even when it dries up and smells like a dead body.

1. Jesyca
2. Varda
3. bri_nic23
4. Weseh
5. XxNicholeexX
6. Snabbygail
7. Tarrish
8. Hiram Abif
9. uk_girl
10. Lucky08

oo..... we have a decade now.... *eats the numbers*

Now we gots none... Sorry folks, Lindy here ate the member list, so this board will be down for a few seconds...

i ate some fiberglass insulation, too. it wasnt cotton candy like the guy said.

*winces*

my stomach's itchy...

You need... ALKA SELTZER! You old fogie!

But I don't like Alka Seltzer! It stares at me when I'm watching my wheel of fortune!

I found myself I found myself. **points to self in an excited manner*

I was eatten by a whale once, and lived in his stomach for years. *One day he brought me ashore, and I was met with loving arms. *Everybody was dressed in white, so I thought I was at a wedding at first. *It turned out I wasn't at a wedding, but I did get free room and board out of the whole experience.

Do you have food? *I hear fiber is good for you.

But glass isn't...

ALka Seltzer doesn't have eyes DOUGLAS!

and it whispers to you. Which totally freaks me out! :o

Have you really looked at Alka Seltzer before? *It's teaming with life! *I wouldn't worry though....I'm sure it just wanted to buy a vowel.....nobody ever buys good vowels.

I'll take an A.....apples...ape....arm

can someone mush up these apples for me? they're too much for my teeth!

I will use the ape arm to mush apples for you.

That means apple sauses for all!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yay! *adds some butterscotch chips to the apples*

Hey! Those are mine!

*takes some butterscotch chips and decorates a mountain*

BRI! YOU CAN'T STEAL BUTTERSCOTCH CHIPS FROM THE ELDERLY!

Bleugh, butterscotch and apple sauce.....I may be sick and it will be all Tarrish's fault....why? cos I decided so....her and her tomato ketchup!

*is huddled in the corner, hiding from the loud noises*

*has some rotel and adds it to the top of the mountain*

Look an exploding volcano!

*shakes head*

Younguns these days, honestly...

*hobbles away using walker for support*

*runs up and tackles Jesyca*

You're not old! Tosses cane aside!

*gets it in head with cane*

Ow!

Sorry!

*hugs WS and pats head*

*has a big, cartoon lump on her head*

*pushes in white sapphire's lump on her head* All better now ;D

*brains start coming out her nose*

:o *gives WS a tissue* come on...blow!

Shouldn't I be pushing them back up?

You don't really need them. Here...we'll put these nice butterscotch chips in there instead.

*has butterscotchy thoughts*

Those were stolen from my mountain!

*knows nothing about any mountain*

*in fact, knows nothing at all*

*eats WS' brains*

*paints nails and sniffs the polish*

*eats bri's polish*

*snores loudly*

*rolls V over so that she doesn't snore*

*spits on Varda*

I had some sticks of butter the other day, but they melted. They melted and told me they should be applesause....So I told them they couldn't be applesause.....then they tried to kill me.

Beware of the butter sticks! They will take you to the mountain.

*eats butter sticks*

DON'T SPIT ON DOUGLAS!

*Gives Douglas some disenfectant*

Spitting is gross. Licking is ok. Hee hee.

Licking is great if you have the tongue of a cat. It's like having a rabbit's foot, but even better in this case.

What is that smell?

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I CLICK ON THE CAKE IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO STALK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's the cake?

mmm.... cake....

*drools*

It's a stalking cake! When you get it, it even tastes better.

So get it.... GET IT!

I got it, but it just disappeared. :(

That keeps happening to me as well. It's a sneaky cake. Very very sneaky....I think it's being helped by that suspicious looking leaf. :o

But it's making me hungry!

Let's just eat the cake and add the sprig of clover for decoration!

That is completely unacceptable! *Hunger leads to leaves!

OH man I really want some now! I can't seem to catch it!

It sliced a piece of itself off for me and fed me! WOW! Magic cake!

I can't seem to even catch it but it's feeding you? :lol2:

If you get some more throw it my way...I love cake and although I don't usually give in to temptation...this time I will!

*throws cake at buttekup*

Hey--in B.R.I. L.AN.D., there is a parade and free cake!

You are magical bri!!! :o

The cake must bow down to you!

Yeah it looks funny all folding in half---sis you know they did not decorate the other side?

BOLOGNA! MAGIC FLOATY BOLOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws grape juice at jesyca*

*Drinks it*

Should move to BRI LAND!^

*stares until the clover and the cake collide*

I'm feeling a little..............unwell today. There's snow on the ground again. I can't take this any more. I'm stir crazy.

Don't worry Snabby - I think we all got food poisoning from eating all that cake yesterday. ;)

Snow for us again Sun & Mon this week coming...I'm with you on enough already let me tell ya!

I did really good yesterday. I didn't pig out on anything and I spent a hour at the gym. Hopefully I will start noticing something soon. I'm ready to do stuff outside.

I like to throw parties. That makes me happy. Are any of you interested in visiting me for a party? ;)

Let's have a party! *throws confetti*

*starts decorating*

What's our theme? We gotta have a theme? I always let my daughter pick something for her birthday. This year it was my little pony. Oh boy! Hee hee.

*Hurries off to buy some drinks and food!* ::)

SPRING!!!

There will be tulips and daffodils and spring food like lamb and asparagus . . .

Dude, I actually want to have this party now.

im having a real party (hopefully) tomorrow.... i should have springy stuff....

*takes Easter grass and puts it in her hair*

*rolls in easter grass*

Are there any laws regarding the use of bats when your feet ache? ;D

Not in Illinois, but there is a restriction in Kansas!

Hey, who wants to color Easter eggs with me?

What about the UK? Do you think I'll be safe? :fear:

*ties 20 bats to eat foot and flys around the house*

you eat your feet? do you eat pigs feet too?


I call dibs on the purple coloring, WS!!!

We can share all of the colors, bri. This way we can make pretty, ulticolored eggs. But I will let you have the purple first. ;)

*does not understand the bat discussion*

That is why it is unwell....it is not meant to be understood.....If you want to understand things, go to BRI LAND

WS, can I have the pink colour? *I don't want to share it though, I want to keep it just for me to use *;D

I have sore feet today from lots of standing on them, and had a brainwave that I could tie bats to my feet and have them fly me around, therefore saving my feet from hurting. *I was just checking out the legalities of doing so first - and as I don't live in Kansas I think it's safe *;D

Bri, I may eat them later on if I get hungry, who can say....but pigs feet, no, not a tall, the trotters get between my teeth

I had it . . . but I LOST it!

Oh I remember!* How about we make some of those jello shot easter eggs!* Can we WS can we!!!
ETA: Jello.com has the jello egg formsyou can get then all we need is our fav flav jello and beverage
of choice! These are even big enough that you can have a mixed!

ooh ooh, green jelly with a shot of Dr Jack!

jelly eggs? I'm not so sure about that . . .

jelly eggs? I'm not so sure about that . . .


*stamps her foot in a tantrum, forgetting that the bats are still tied to it, and squishes them flat* >:(

Eww . . . bat juice . . .

I fed the squished bats to my cat, she liked them ;D Plus, as an added bonus I now don't have to spend money on cat food

Let's plan an Easter Egg Hunt. I'll hide the first egg in WS pants. LOL. Opps, that one wasn't boiled. Sorry.

:(

*Thows egg at Snabby's face.*

You have egg on your face!

Ewww...it's cold and feels like snot. I'm going to peg you with these peeps. Hee hee.

*takes chick peep and bits its head off*

87 to go

I always like to bite the heads off the chocolate rabbits. crunch, chunch.

And gingerbread men.

For some reason I like to nibble off their little legs and arms off first.

Do you hear them yelling "Not the gumdrop buttons!" in your head?

yes... their screams keeps me up at night

I always find that stuffing marshmallows in your ears blocks out their screams, plus you have a handy snack in case you feel hungry later :D

hmm.... im more in the mood for ice cream....

*sticks in her ears*

*sees white stuff dripping out of V's ears*

OMG, V, are you OK?

hmm.... im more in the mood for ice cream....

*sticks in her ears*


Well, if we're having ice cream then I'll get out the beef jerky to go with it.....yummy

Oh great, my brains are melting again, i hate it when this happens.... anyone have any pepsi on them?

I have a pet peep. It's amazing to see her grow every day. Instead of being pink now she's greenish brown. :D Peep pets are the best.

OMG, for a second, I thought you misspelled "pet peeve." :lol2:

*takes Tarrish's peep and sticks it in her ears to stem the brain leakage*

How about some Diet Caffeine Free Coke Varda?

Let me guess, "I'd rather die!"!.".

Aw!! My peep loves me. This feels all warm and goo like.

hmmm.... actually, Hiram, that could work...

*pours Diet Caffeine Free Coke in her ears*

Do the bubbles tickle, V?

I bet it feels like peroxide....ever put that in your ears?

no, i havent.... but the bubbles are a bit tickly

*Now has a craving for ice cream, even though she just finished dinner*

i have a craving for dinner....

*goes to ask mama about it*

*hands V some leftover cous cous"

Why does cous cous look like you're eating bugs?


Do you eat bugs?

Have you ever eaten bugs? I have, but only when they fly into your mouth while you are talking and go straight down your throat. >:(

Cous cous doesn't look like bugs. How many bugs do you know that are spherical and beige?

the maggoty type nasty things, oh and bug eggs, they are always round and beige, bleugh

i dont eat bugs, but i have worn wigs

Bugs are not cool....

Ladybugs arw cute.

Not even right now---we seem to be plagued with ladybugs. Strangest thing! We find moreladybugs than we do crickets or ants...

But ladybugs are better than crickets and ants anyway, so it's all cool.

Fireflies are also bugs that are cool.

Okay okay--but mosquitoes are totally not cool.

No, mosquites are awful, awful bugs that for some reason find me quite attractive. >:(

Me too....I am not attractive to bugs! Well I shouldn't be. But I can't help it that I am so sweet and stuff...

cornflies are evil. they take over the ladybugs land

There seems to be a huge colony of wasps trying to get into my attic! EeeK!

*throws her blue pen at the wasps*

that will take care of them

It's not working!!! Help me!!!

-sprays wasp with hose-May I join in?

*eats the wasp*

This tastes like fried chicken. Not baked.... FRIED!

-giggles and tries one-MmmmHmmm, they are good!

*hands CharliesAngel some salt* I must say they are even better with a lil seasoning. Reminds me of Fridays back at home when we would have take out night.

-sprinkles salt on wasps, then some tabasco sauce-Want Some? Actually we had our takeout nights on Thursday. But we stopped after my mom decided to go vegi person. Two words, Organ-ic.

organs........ mmmm......

I prefer spleen over pancreas...

oh my

ive killed a spleen before...

PIKA!?

ive killed a spleen before...



Do tell !!

I believe it was Dom's spleen.

*hugs it*

Kidney's guys...what about the kidneys?!

beans?

Ooh, sorry wrong place. I thought this was a Rob Thomas thread.

I ate chicken he fried for me once. He's funny with ketchup....the green kind.

He has nice kidneys as well.

Unwell is actually my song

Im crazy...but not unwell

I'm pretty sure I'm unbalanced. :o

No---it's not that..you just have an ear infection!

Right now you can't tell...

I've always prided myself for the fact that I've always been a little off. I've never been one of those cookie cutter bimbos.

I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell, right now you can't tell but stay a while and maybe then you'll see, a dfifferent side of me...

Ok Varda, no quoting Matchbox 20. That's just queer. LOL.

Hey, I like Matchbox 20. And that song totally pops until my head every time I see this thread title.

Matchbox 20 is pretty good, especially that song. though Rob Thomas's solo stuff certainly isnt....

I dunno if I know any of his solo stuff.

oh, he has a single that came out called 'Lonely no more' or something.... it just.... its way too Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake. makes me sad, because he sang Unwell, and that is my song. and now he has this ickyness....

Blame it on the drugs.

ok. stupid mind-altering things make him sound like JT! I kill them! kill them good!

*Kicks them*

*spats on them* Hee hee.

*spats also but missed and hit Jesyca's eye*

OOOOPS!

oh great, now Jesyca's eye is gonna smell... like bri's sauce!

That's just gross!

no-no! My suace smells like chocolate!

sure it does ::)

bri, i know someone downtown who is very good with denial cases...

*Washes eye and then choke-slams Bri*

ROAR!!!!!

*blows up wall*

Hey hey hey, what's U.N.W.E.L.L. without lost-lotr3014 (a.k.a. Pennsylvania Jones)

I met a bee today, and he told me he knew of the UNWELL. I asked him how, and he buzzed away. I think the government is onto us. @_@

You should all beware chicken noodle soup...the ones with the letters in it. They put those letters there to brain wash you. It washes your brain!!!!

Oh great! I ate some yesterday....

We are all being watched because when we were born, the government put a micro chip on our eyeballs. They know where we are!

Did you see the X-Files, where they had DNA samples of everyone through your vaccination shots, I think it was?

*looks around wildly*

Shhhh!!! they are watching! :o

..........psst, or was it implants in our foreheads?....
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I want to steal Malee's pretty purple stars. Anyone want to help me?

I do--I never got them...I got backgammon pieces right before I hit the 4000 mark

Purple stars? I love purple. I want something purple. *whines* I don't even have an avatar. I'm so lazy.

i had silver stars once... they were prickly

There is a permit star carved into my leg with flames on it.....it makes me think of pretty times and pretty people.....umm stars....I'm hungry for a bright firey explotion of gases.

you are? well dont eat me, even though i just ate some beans

You made milk shoot out my nose!

is that a gaseous explosion?

The milky way! Wonderful...that goes along the lines of the star theme.

Milky Ways are yummy.....

Mars bars are too...they're not even hot....I thought they'd be hot but they aren't. It's a strange world we live in! @_@

my socke fell off my foot in the middle of the night and I think the sock monster got ahold of it!!!! :o

DUDE... There's no e in sock...

That's cuz the SOCK MONSTER got the letter "e"