WElcome to my new town of Bri Land!
Beings Rockin' It, Living At New Dwellings

This town, I have created somewhere near the Coral Pink Sand Dunes in Utah!* *It is for all the Fusies who would like to come and live together so that the town would all be LOST talk!* I invite you all to move to Bri Land and dewll here with me in peace!* Come I say!*
*Drives on newly paved roads* looking at all the housing possiblilities for all the Fusies flocking the area.* Drives to a Stucco house with cactus plants all around the yard and a little black dog comes out to greet Bri*

Current Population: 39
1.Bri_nic--Town owner
2.Varda--The owner of the witchouse on the hill known as #2
3.TheG--house of tomatoes
4.White Sapphire--house of straw
5.goloptious--hobbit home
6.Locke--Town Golf Course owner
7.Peanutbutter101--cottage house
8.jme--JMe's Bar
9.AT-AT Veers--Star Wars Collectibles Store
10.gymnadz--Bates Hotel Manager
11.Armenian_Jedi--AJ's General Store
12.Hiram Abif--19th Hole Clubhouse Temple/ LIFEGUARD at WWWP
13.hobbitsrule101--
14.CapnHuFlungDu--
15.XxNicholeexX--Pink Shoe House/Manager of In 'n' Out Burger
16. Roni1--captive of Bri
17.Diabolo237--Underground House of the Dunes
18.Tomokato--Party Novelty Store
19.lost-lotr--Cow Farmer/ McGurl's old Fashioned Irish Pub/LIFEGUARD at WWWP
20.Snabbygail--
21.addicted2much--
22.Queen Elessar--Purple Mansion
23.discopenguin99--Zookeper/House of Igloo
24.Rhodaaaa--procrastinating owning a business
25.lost cinderella --
26.solidstealth--following the white rabbit/LIFEGUARD at WWWP
27.charlieclaire4ever--SawCharLover
28.miss emme--Beans & Books
29.thelizinator297--The Delectably Delicious Chocolates of* B.R.I.L.A.N.D.
30.LostEnchantment--better late* than never!
31. Bliss---house of spun glass/ owner of Bliss Spa
32.Mads13--The House of Lurkey, fine dining
33. JerseyGirl2873--Director of WET 'N WILD WATER PARK
34.ThePartyman-Head LIFEGUARD at WWWP
35. lost_aussie_gal --
36. clairbabydaddy--LIFEGUARD at WWWP/Get Your Mind in the Gutter Speak Easy
37. Mads13--LIFEGUARD at WWWP
38.LIVINLOST--weary traveller
39.TheMole171--

*lets delivery guy in to bring in the pools for parties. Brings out party trays to greet new dwellers*

Varda---are you getting some sun today or not???

*Walks down the road&

Is this some sort of company town?

BRI LAND! Here it is, the glorious land of Bri-ness!

*builds house of artificial tomatoes*

*builds a house out of straw*

You have your own land?? WOW!!

Would you like to move goloptious? It would be such fun!

*waves to golo*

You know, we never hang anymore. *:'(

Who wouldn't want to move here, bri? It's so fantabulous!

LOL......sure.....packs backs and moves in....can I have a white picket fence?? And I am not around much anymore....planning my sister's wedding and stuff!

Ooh . . . a wedding . . . am I invited?

I call dibs on being the flower girl!

That's fine with me. Last time I was in a wedding, I didn't get to have any of the fun.

I've never been in a wedding* :-\

Well I just got my mom married off Saturday and now I only have one more to go at the end of this month!

Talk about being tied up and stressed!

I've been a bridesmaid twice already.

You know what they say . . . 3 times a bridesmaid, never a bride . . . :-\

How am I going to avoid being in anyone's wedding for the next 3 years!

Three years?!?! You have to wait that long?!! How insanely miserable!

I have an idea! We can throw you a three year long bachelorette party!!!!! OOOHHH! Another delivery! Be right back!

*lets deliveryman in throught the town gates to deliver plenty of wetbarmen looking like Sawyer, Boone, Chahlie, and any other adorable men the women fancy*

*swoon* *waves some dollar bills*

Can I have one that looks like my boyfriend? *:angel:

Three years is my decision. I'm very cautious about these things.

And rightfully so, WS.

My mother always tells me:* Don't get married or have kids until you've graduated from college and/or gotten yourself a stable career.

She got the first part right, so she ought to know.

Well, I am a bridesmaid, plus the brides sister, so I am planning....well, everything cept the bachelor party!

Golo, can i come to the Bachelor party :P :lol2:

Anywho, I wanna move!

*Picks up red knapsack and banjo*

*Picks a good house out by some slightly hilly ground*

I hereby claim (with due permission from Bri first) that this be the town golf course.... all funds go to Bri and the town for helping build this place up and bring more people in. Do i hear a yay or nay Bri?

Hey, inhabitants of Bri Land, I've got a question for y'all.

I just joined the online Blockbuster club where they send you as many movies as you want in a month for a set price. So I asked my little sister if she wanted to see anything, and she mentioned some movie. I think it's about a girl and a horse. It was kinda a middle-schooler movie. All I can think of is "The Horse Whisperer" and I know that's not it.

Anyone got any ideas? I'm racking my brain trying to remember.

ETA: Doh! I just remembered!--I think it was Spirit. Boy, do I feel better now! :D

Hehe, never heard of that one... i was thinking of possibly that new one with the zebra as a racer but that's not even in theatres yet is it? Lol, i don't follow those types of movies lol.... altho robots looks kinda cute. Oh and there was that one with Tobey Maguire (sry for screwing your name man lol) called um.... um...... seabiscuit.... lol that's it.

Oh, I love kid movies. I have to wait for my boyfriend to come back to see 'Robots.' That zebra one ('Racing Stripes,' I think looks cute too). But this one is really for my little sister--I just might watch it as well. ;)

I love Tobey Maguire!

Btw, welome, Locke!

Thanks Sapphy, just waiting for the land grand deed to build a golf course from Bri :laugh:

'Sapphy'? Huh. I don't know if I like that. It's a little too close to 'sappy' upon first glance. :laugh:

*inspects her creepy house and all the underground tunnels leading everywhere in the town*

I think I like Bri Land

*carries a deed to Locke while holding her little black dog*

Here's your deed!
*points to a line in the deed*
It will be your responsibility to hire persons to maintain the grandeur of the grounds of this Town Golf Course.

Is that okay for you? Sign here please!

X____________________________

(I am so glad to have such great newcomers!)

I'm here! I want to live in bri land!

*tries to decide what type of house to build* :-\

Ohhh...look at the pretty mountains! :o Can I have a cottage here?

I want to move too...if I can.....if i'm allowed, my house shall be called the House of Star Wars

*places a large WELCOME TO BRI LAND sign at the outskirts of town to invite people to live here, Builds a small hotel for visitors who will eventually become residents!*

Ahhh.....after all this work, I may just take a dip in the pool with my personal wetbarman!*snaps fingers, and Bri's wetbatman comes running*

Locke, since I am not planning the bachelor party, I couldn't say!! But the reception will have cake!!

Are there any places to built a hobbit house around here? Not that I am a hobbit, because I am not, but I do love the look of the round door!! I could just have someone build it in a larger size!!

"Here's your deed!
*points to a line in the deed*
It will be your responsibility to hire persons to maintain the grandeur of the grounds of this Town Golf Course.

Is that okay for you? Sign here please!

X__Locke/Danny__________________________

(I am so glad to have such great newcomers!)"


w00t! I run the town golf course! Ok now, who wants to help keep the lawn stunningly green? Don't worry, i'll help too ;) *Goes and builds the first hole..... a par 2 for beginners ( i know those really don't exist much ;) lol)

You should recruit those who haven't moved in yet!

GOLO--can I call you GOLO? GOLO! You can build whatever your little heart desires!

Locke, I'll help with the lawn!!!! Pick me, pick me!

*arrives with Old Pancakes from all over the World.

"Ah, this place is nice, I think I'll check in to the hotel, and plan my home. I hear they have a golf course."

gymnadz---You could own the hotel, kind of like the Bates motel....just don't go on any pshyco killing sprees just yet!


jme! Love the color of your hair! Lookin good!

What about me, bri? Do I get my cottage?

bri LAND!!! I love it here! My it's so nice how all the men around this town are so HOT!!

So, I'd like to build a little pink house and if you don't mind I'd like to open a bar in my back yard next to the pool. Whatta ya think?

Haha, I think i'm gonna love this town more than i thought :lol2:

Sure Peanutbutter, We can go get some Scott's lawn care products and start on the fairways first. I'll get some sand later for the sand traps.... but not for the first hole, we want everyone to enjoy at least the first hole ;)

*dutifully gets sand and starts making sand traps in hole 2*

I work for the PGA so I'll bring all the golf balls we will ever need. Unlimited supply!! ;D

OK, I'll take the job. But beware I run a tight ship. Rooms must be clean. I'll need 24 hr. room service and a late night buffet.


*side note* I really do run (sort of) a hotel* (must be fate)

pb-you are already here!

jme- it will be awesome to have a bar here! You and I can stay up late drinking cheesecake shots!

gymnadz-that's just strange! but have fun with it! *hires a staff for the hotel*

*gets materials for jme's bar, like vodka, beer, crown............ooops....er, um wood, nails, hammers......and asks the hot wetbarmen to help build with their shirts off*

Good work boys! *pulls sun a little closer to Utah*

Oh, okay! *decorates lovely cottage*

*Is sunbathing in the warm sun*

can I join? ;D

*growls at AJ for blocking her sun*

Um . . . sure, but I only have one lawn chair. Is there a general store open yet?

*Opens up AJ's general store*

I sell Lawn Chairs if you want some. ;D

*puts fertilizer in grass* Phewww...that stinks! :sick:

That's cuz you didn't buy the fertilizer from my store. ;D

Our fertilizer smells like strawberry's.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

builds large-scale hobbit-like home

Yes, you may call me golo!! And I don't know what my job should be...gotta make money.....do we have a baseball field yet?? Cuz I love baseball....maybe I should start a league!!

*stares from the tallest and darkest tower of her scary house*

**OK renovations are complete welcome to BRILAND's very own Hotel/Resort and Spa.

A great vacation spot in the midst of Beautiful Downtown BRILAND.
Activities include a World Class Spa/Salon
4 Delectible Restaurants
An Indoor Swimming Pool
Horseback Riding
Theatre showing reruns of LOST

this 815 room Hotel
makes up 16 Stories.

*jumps on a horse and rides through the town admiring all the newcomers and dwellers*


I will keep the bar open for Jme, til she gets back from her shopping spree in Vegas! I guess you have to go there to get the best bar decorations! Under 21 is allowed in here because we are cool!

Spa. That sounds nice. I think I need to take a little vaction to Bri land where it's warm and sunny.

*dresses up in all black except for her brown Gimli cloak, and heads down to the bar where she sits in the corner staring at people*

Varda is creeping me out. She seems dark and scary.

Oh--It's only because of her eyepatch with the painted on eyeball....she's harmless!

Snabbygail, will you decide to move here?

Only if I can bring my little one. Maybe I could open a mega daycare and just play with kids all day long. That sounds fun.

That would be great!
You are B.R.I.L.A.N.D.'s Mega Daycare!
Set up shop!

*brings lots of slides and swings for a playground*

It'll be 11 o'clock in 4 minutes(Mountain time).

That means AJ's General store, is about to open. ;D

Cool beans. * ;D *We'll get to finger paint and make pictures out of macaroni. *I'll build a play house that looks like a castle. *It'll have a dugeon for any bratty little kits with snotty noses.

It'll be 11 o'clock in 4 minutes(Mountain time).

That means AJ's General store, is about to open. ;D


It's time to start making some lunch. How about some ghetto mac n'cheese with some cut up hotdogs?

Dude! That sounds yum! (I work at a daycare for real and we are cutup hot dogs today!)

*runs to AJ's Store to be the first one to buy pillows*

We can have slumber parties here any time we want in the town square! We need lots of pillows!

Oh well. We need treats at a slumber partie. How about I bring some milk and cookies? What kind do you want?

OREOES with milk of course!

But I also love those awesome super chunky chewy chocolate chip cookies!

*goes back to AJ's store and buys cookie dough, slips and falls, breaking open the package*

Well that's broken...I have to eat it now! ;)

Ha ha. Break me off a chunk. I love cookie dough.

You break it you buy it. ;D

That'll be 5,000 dollars.



Thank you, come again!

*cleans house* *goes off to play golf on the golf course* *swings at the ball on the tee and misses* Oh! Do-over!!!

Heh, sorry no do overs.

And this is a par 1. So no matter what you're bogeying. ;)

:'( :'( What happened to the mulligans?

bri, dont tell them im harmless! im the town witch!

*Steps up to golf course*

By gracious joe this is looking great.... Peanutbutter gets all the mulligans she wants for her raise :P

And it's a par 2 my lad ;)

*Goes to Jme's bar and orders a banana dachyrie (i spelled that horribly lol)*

*Loves the new under 21 rule :P because he's only 18..... we could pretend it's Europe where i can legally drink? ROFL*

YAY!!!! *swings at the golf ball on the tee and misses again*

YAY!!!! *swings at the golf ball on the tee and misses again*


:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


That was great. I hardly ever actually laugh while reading something.

haha, me neither, i usually reserve that purple bouncing laughing smiley for those situations too haha. it's funny how much we use "lol" and then we keep a straight face... cuz it's funny, but not burst out funny. ;D

*waves to Jme (it's her right?) to bring over some more golf balls.... PB might need um* ;)

is embarassed to be seen golfing since she has never been before, so takes a picnic bastket, sits on the grass, and watches

it's funny how much we use "lol" and then we keep a straight face...

thats why i started the kik revolution. lol is far too overused. and being one that hates doing whatever one else is doing, i say kik. its lol typofied, but on purpose

Varda, that's brilliant.* I would kiss you, but I don't feel like it.

I've done that! But it's ;p; That's what i normally accidentally type. But i do agree, Lol, is horribly overused. That's why they started rofl, then lmao, then lmfao, then ROFLMFAO then OMGWTFBBQ!!!!One!!!!!one!!!111!1!!!!one!!!11!1!!!! ! and here we just insert Polar Bear instead of bbq haha. :laugh:

I have to restrain myself from verbally abusing teenage girls who use internet slang (i.e. "sry" instead of "sorry", "lol", "im" instead of "I'm", etc.).

*begins work on a tomato garden*

hehehe... im big with the 'im's and such. and 'sry' sometimes. using the apostrophe and capitalizing just gets too complicated for my poor overused typing fingers

Heh G, you forgot the uncapitalizing of the "I" lol. Like im going or i'm going. whatever lol. But eh, I'd say lots of ppl (theres one hehe) do it, myself included, not just teenage girls lol.

"Hey c'mon Goloptious, take a few shots!"

I don't like it when "lol" is capitalized.* It's not worthy.* And it's mainly the teenage girls who are an embarrassment to other teenage girls (i.e. me).

But you're brilliant, Varda. *Some of these other users are not brilliant. *They're about as articulate as my two-and-a-half-year old niece. *It's all very frustrating. *I must calm down, find my center. *I will garden some more.

*plants cucumbers*

Which is why I made it mymission to "prove that teenagers aren't brain dead"! :lol2:

*swings again and misses* >:( Oh mulligan...!

bri are we abandoning The Land of Saucy Bri?* I was addicted to L.S.B.!

I guess I'll create the great Solomon's Temple by Chief Architect Hiram Abif with your permission.

Also, called the 19th Hole Clubhouse!


:angel:

*WS wanders into theG's garden and hands her some squash seeds*

Here, do you want to plant these?

I like gardens, but not gardening. Well, it's the weeding that I can't stand.

Merci.* And I love to weed.* Strange, strange...

*plants some squash*

Hiram! I am so glad you moved to town with us! And no I haven't forgotten the LSB....just been so busy this week I have had no time!


Miss me ya'll!

Merci.* And I love to weed.* Strange, strange...

*plants some squash*


I love to weed too. I don't know why. I don't really mind doing it. I love being outside. I can't wait until Spring.

I like to play in the dirt more than anything else ---we had a garden last spring and my husband kept getting onto me for making footprints on the dirt and drawing little designs instead of weed pulling! I hated that part! and I was not good at tending to so I always told him, "I tried, but the new weeds popped up as soon as I pulled one!"

AJ's General Store is having a sale!!!

2 Cents off of everything in the store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Varouj5234/AJ.bmp


BTW, I could really use some extra business, my store needs some renovations. :(



EDIT: Creepy, that was my 666th post. I think I'm gonna die now or something. I have to make another post before I die!!!!!!!!!

*gives AJ some money*

I love your sote as it is, but if you want to renovate, here you go!

*buys the whole rack of pj pants and every color of nail polish*

Ha ha. I like the store.

Point me toward the craft supplies. I need about a million of those Popsicle sticks. We're going to build a replica of the raft at the daycare. ;D

Aha! That will be fun! I am going to stop in and help later...have some prior engagements at this time! I may stop in at naptime for a siesta!

After 2 minutes of hard work, I have finally finished rebuilding my general store.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Varouj5234/AJ2.bmp


Much better eh?


We ell clothes, food, movies, video games, music, athletic equipment, and we also sell Oompa Loompas. ;D

Can I join? ;D

Of course! Welcome to B.R.I Land!

bri you could always make snow angels. I guess it snows alot here in bri land.

AJ, do you use legal oompa loompa shipping?

Snow and gardens? Sounds beautiful! :)

See what's so great about Bri land is... you pick what weather you want in your area!

*note to PeanutButter* We should make a snow course!

*goes to AJ's to buy some more golf clubs and sand*

Good luck with the store man

Ah! A temple.... Hiram, you can build it near my golf course hehe.

Oh and do you sell arcade machines? i'd like some of those for the lobby.

I have plenty of snow to make a snow course right now. *starts filling up 1,000,000 trucks full of Maine snow* Here, take it all!!!!

Rofl, poor girl

We only have about two inches here but it sux cuz it melts and then comes back, melts then comes back... really quite annoying..

*Starts on third hole which now includes heavy rough* Ooooh la la!

AJ, do you use legal oompa loompa shipping?


What's your definition of evil?

*sets out the sleeping bags in the town square and pulls out a huge drive inn movie screen complete with a huge speaker system*

*thinks to herself* That's the perk of having your own town away from other towns! You can play the radio as loud as you want!


*starts baking cookies and saves a huge chunk to be eaten by itself*

Ohhh...can I have a piece?

Locke-We have gotten two huge snowstorms within the past month, resulting in at least 24 inches of snow and it's snowing at my house as we speak!!! :'(

Awww... poor PB.

Wowzers there Bri!

*makes some popcorn and goes to watch It's A Wonderful Life*


(with all the snow... it feels like Christmas :P)

*sniffle* I officially hate Christmas (it's associated with snow)

*sniffle* I officially hate Christmas (it's associated with snow)


How can you hate Chrismas? :( That's my favoritest time of the year.

I hate all holidays.

Ooo I want to live here, but I don't know what kind of house I should have. Aside from the fact that it has to be pink, but I need more than that.

It can be made of shoes!* *;D

Ooo yes shoes! Don't foget the purses though. It shall be the "Pink Shannon Shoe and Purse house". Hmm the name needs a little work I think...

It can be a giant shoe!

Yes! A giant pink shoe! Your garage can be a matching purse.

LOL. Purse = garage. That's too much

That's a wonderful idea! *The garage will of course be Louis Vuitton. *Not sure about the house yet... Possibly Gucci.

Manolo! Or Jimmy Choos! It can be shiny and polka dotted like those horrible shoes that Sayid gave Shannon!

(disclaimer: My shoes actually all come from Payless.)

Manolo! Or Jimmy Choos! It can be shiny and polka dotted like those horrible shoes that Sayid gave Shannon!


I liked those shoes that Sayid gave Shannon.

But those shoes are purple. *If they come in a pink color, they will be suitable.

*paints them pink* :)

I liked those shoes that Sayid gave Shannon.


Umm . . . sorry. They weren't so bad, just not island chic.

Shiny!

You're a crafty one, Nicholee!

WS, are you a Flan/Browncoat?

Ohhh...shiny :o

shiny...
*goes into Dori mode*

WS, are you a Flan/Browncoat?


Huh?

I have a history of short term memory loss!!! *;D

I have a history of short term memory loss!!! *;D

I have no short term memory. :)

*le sigh* *I swear to Goddard! *Nobody gets me!

*runs off crying*
*slams door*
*slams door again*
*slam*
*slam*
*slam*

Wait! But I want to know! :(

*copies G*
*slams invisible doors over and over again*

My doors are actually visible. I walked to the other side of the room and slammed the door a few times.

*covers ears from all the noise*

*puts on headphones and listens to Josh Groban*

*is afraid that Bri might arrest usfor all the noise we've been making*

*ahem*

I'd still like an explanation, theG.

*is afraid that Bri might arrest usfor all the noise we've been making*

*isn't making noise so has no fear of being arrested*

Sadly, I have to go to bed (stupid school!)so nighty night to you all! ;D

Good night!

Is not making noise either.

*Is thinking about going home to her straw house and sleeping though . . .*

Ha! I guess I'm not the only one! G'nite all!

Well, there used to be this brilliant show called Firefly (there's a movie version called Serenity coming out September 30, 2005 in 201 days). *It's set 500 years in the future, so there's different lingo and whathaveyou. *They say "shiny" instead of "cool" or "awesome".

What does that have to do with browns and turncoats?

Is not making noise either.

*Is thinking about going home to her straw house and sleeping though . . .*

Ha! I guess I'm not the only one! G'nite all!


*waves* *Good night.

I'm going to go hide in my shoe now.

Oh, yes. *Fans of Firefly are called Flans or Browncoats. *I don't know where you go the turncoat thing from.

Tired, I guess. And I think I just made it into a word I've heard before.

Sorry. Should I put it on my list?

Err...sure. I think you should go to bed, though, and have lurvely dreams about lurvely things.

Good idea.

Nighty!

Anyone want some chocolate?

sure!

*eats some*

Sure, in honor of bri, I'll have some Dove Dark!

*looks up at her house*

should the spire on that tower be higher?

Hmm . . . it's already pretty far away. What are your plans for the tower? Locking up princesses?

Hey! I don't mind the noise...as long as you don't mind my music playing at full blast!

*turns up Jewel*

Hmm . . . it's already pretty far away. What are your plans for the tower? Locking up princesses?

I hope not!

No, its Guga's room.... but its mostly for just being creepy...

Creepy is good!

Creepy makes the hairs stand up on the back of my neck.

Creepy is where I live! :lol2:

I'm okay with creepy.

*screams at Jewel*

Just wondered what Bri would do :P

I"m gonna go home and eat some apple pie! *works on golf course afterwards*

Ooo may I have some of that apple pie? Mean while, it's SNOWING! It has been all day I'm sooo happy.

Ugh! I'm getting sick of snow... :(

I don't imagine you get snow that often in New Mexico. Up in the Northeast, we get snow all the time.

I don't imagine you get snow that often in New Mexico.* Up in the Northeast, we get snow all the time.

No we don't, but this is the 2nd time this month that it's snowed! It's snowed about 5 times this winter. :)

It's snowed like 20 times here.... and it's flippin Indiana! My friends in Canada haven't gotten as much snow as us!!!! >:(

"Ooo may I have some of that apple pie?" Haha, Nicholee wants some of my pie :P

*puts pink food coloring in it* Here ya go :laugh:

Yay! I have a slice of pink apple pie. Thank you very much. :-*

*sleeps in the snow*

*sleeps in the snow*

*burries Varda in the snow.** ;D

*is a snowman*

*gives Varda the Snowman two eyes, a mouth, and a nose. Oh and I can't forget the corn cob pipe.* :)

*tries to knock over the snowman*

*oomph*

*goes sledding*

*rolls down the hill*

*watches Varda roll down the hill and decides to join her*

*rolls down the hill, taking the snow with her, and turning into a giant snowball*

*bumps into tree and stops*

Hey, guys? A little help?

*watches WS and laughs but helps her...and then white washes her* :lol2:

OH boy! I should add that to my sig! *ahem* "Ultimate Smoochie Snatcher!" At least i know a few who'd agree :P *gives nicholee the rest of the pie*

*goes snowboarding*

*goes into her spooky house to warm up next to the cauldron*

oooo fun! does a forward flip and body surfs down the hill . . . right betwix WS's, quick curve to the right, and pb's legs
and continues . . . *BAM! bodyslams into a . . . Tie a yellow ribbon round the old palm tree, it's gonna be six long weeks,
J.J. don't ya still love the LOSTkteers . . . If we don't see that ribbon round the old palm tree, we'll stay on the 'lage,
talk about the meaning of it all, put the blame on Boone, iffff we don't see that yellow ribbon round the old palm tree!

*is curled up in the snow, napping*

*comes from the highest hill at full speed*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

*sleds over the snowman and bounces up over hirams head and safely lands in the town square*

You have GOT to try that!

*spins around really fast when Bri whizzes by like in the cartoons* :laugh:

Wow, i was just snowboarding.... you guys made it the X games! :P

*makes yellow snowcones......*

*sets self on fire to see if it will turn into ice because it's SO FREAKIN' COLD OVER HERE* *finds out that it doesn't and runs into a huge Maine snowbank*

*scratches head*

But I thought we were in Utah . . .

Well, Maine's snow has gone past Maine borders and has crossed into Utah!

hahaha! i'll believe it! Wait a sec.... it's actually melting!!! *takes shirt off and runs aroud outside*

Ah so nice! Oops... i might have jinxed it...... it will most likely snow again tonight! :P

What is snow like? I haven't seen any of it this year in Oklahoma! What is it like to build a snowman?


*starts Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery on the giant drive inn screen*

Oklahoma! I was going to move to Tulsa....at one time. I changed my mind. It was for true love. The guy turned out to not be what I thought he was. But I liked it there. I think in another dimension I would have had a pretty great life there.

Anyway, snow is overrated. It gets old real quick. Though it is really pretty when it first snows and everything is fresh and white.

I live about 40 minutes from Tulsa! Small world!

*tosses bri a snowball*

Do you want all of the snow *gets 100 U Haul trucks and heads for Oklahoma*

"*starts Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery on the giant drive inn screen*"

*drools!* Austin Powerzz!!!! *best austin voice but it sucks lol* It's a MAN, MAN!!!! :P

Hey.... that one looks just like uranus!

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry baby! I didn't know it was your turn!

That's the most hilarious name i've ever heard :P ^^^^^^

*waits til dark... then goes snowboarding quietly....*

Hey guys - let's organize a St. Patrick's day parade!

Can anyone play the bagpipes?

I can play the spoons.* I can also do that thing where you put your fist up to your lips and say "girl" in the back of your throat and it makes an odd sound.* I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about...

Anyone else in Bri Land of Irish descent?

Isn't everyone Irish today? Well, sorta.

I don't think so.* Wasn't St. Patrick English anyway?

I don't know. I'm catholic. Does that count for something?

How do you not know if St. Patrick was English or not if you're Catholic? I thought you guys were the ones with all the saints and whathaveyou.

I guess it counts if you're Catholic. I'm not Catholic. I think I should still count as Irish, though.

How do you not know if St. Patrick was English or not if you're Catholic? I thought you guys were the ones with all the saints and whathaveyou.


Yeah, we have too many saints. I can't keep their stories straight.

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

St. Partrick is the patron saint of Ireland even though he was born in Britain. He's credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland.

He brought to Ireland as a slave and yada yada yada....

SOUTH SIDE IRISH PRIDE! I can play the bagpipes for ya nonIrish folk

*claps with Varda's bagpipe-playing*

*puts on a kilt and leads the parade through town*


We will come back to the movie! Play your pipes and spoons!

*marches and waves at the streets*

I am here, but only for the cake Bri promised me. hehe!! just kidding.

Nope I have you captaive now!


*hold's Roni's arm as they march down the streets!*

*eats cake and watches the parade*

*throws cake and watches parade*

"St. Partrick is the patron saint of Ireland even though he was born in Britain. He's credited with bringing Christianity to Ireland."

*dresses up as St. Patrick*

*hands out tracks and New Testaments* :P

*drinks a heinekin in honour of his day* :P

*hands out tracks and New Testaments* :P


tracks?

*politely refuses any religious material*

*Irish step dances*

Hmmm...*puts hair over face (see avie for result) and goes around scaring people*

*has not seen the movie and, so, is not scared*

Are we river-dancing? *;)

*sees the squirrel/chipmunk rambo-rodent and is now scared*

I can dance like River* ;D

*dances like River Tam in "Safe"*

yes and you babble like a brook

*laughs at pun*

That's punny! (OK, I know, but after staring at those help-or-hurt numbers, I'm a little loopy)

*shakes head* WS, I expected so much more from you...

If any of you were Firefly fans, you would think WS post was brilliant.* But, considering WS isn't one, she doesn't quite get it either* :-\

*thinks she's brilliant anyway*

See? I shine! I'm brilliant! Get it? Get it? *elbows theG and pb101 in the ribs*

Punny!

*head explodes from bad puns*

You know what's my favorite bad pun of all time? Cornell University is in Ithaca, NY. They have a lot of gorges up there. Anyway, I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Ithaca is Gorges." OMG, I still laugh at that. :lol2:

*stares at random people*

Whatcha lookin' at, V?

Nothing much.










I'm so cool.

theG's new dominatrix type thing..... very strange

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

except sometimes there is a tornado or huricane involved, and then it can be very far from it

*throws acorns at V*

But my state doesn't get tornadoes or hurricanes, so I can't really fall far. *I mean, we get floods so I can float far...

*sprays theG with water*

I always manage to get my shirt soaked with water in threads...

Have you been to Bri's birthday thread recently?

*sings Elmo's World*

^ huh?

La la la la...la la la la...Elmo's WORLD!!!

Yoda: Elmo's world it is not! Mine it is! Mine all!

Err...okay, pb.

I kept getting soaked in bri's thread pretty early on 'cause she had a few hot tubs and I was playing Pin the Bruise on Boone and Pin the Lie on Kate. I fell in a couple times.

oh, yeah . . . those were fun games. the thread has gotten a little crazy now.

Yeah.* I just hop in every now and then. It's not even any of the posters' birthdays anymore, but that thread just won't die.

Yeah, I visit 'cause it's on my updated list.

You know what else is on my list now? NAILS!! LOL

Huh.* I wonder why...

I hope you're enjoying your NAIL polish now that you've got it :P

Dude, I love the red

I am in a silly mood today. Everything is amusing me.

I'm in a singing mode right now (is listening to a Buffy song from "Once More With Feeling")

*sings*

They got the mustard out!!!