Looks round nervously...

I came in here but i feel like people are looking at me so im going out again

Well I would turn round but then you'd be watching me...

I feel like I'm on display...:uhh::uhh::uhh:

It's not paranoia, if people really are staring at you! :eek2:

This sounds like me...

I'd sit in the corner but what if that picture there has those scary eye hole things...

Just yesterday I was walking out alone around the block to get some fresh air and exercise, and I got nervous and self-conscious whenever I could hear the faint sound of a car, and when a car was coming up opposite of my direction and I was going down that path I pretended to turn left to the other sidewalk like I was actually going that way and not towards them. Once they passed, I hurried right back down the other path.


Pathetic, I know, but that's why this thread speaks to me. :rolleyes:

Stop looking at me!

:eek1:

Looking at you? Who's looking at you?

i see you!!!;);)

No you cant Im hiding... maybe your all staring at my hiding place........

:hide:

THERE HE IS!!

They are looking at me! I'll just shake, crouched in a corner

The pictures keep looking at me, no matter where I move to

DON'T crouch in the corner. That way you're trapped, no escape. Never, ever limit your avenues of escape!!!!

I don't trust you, how do I know your not trying to fool me?

Theres monkeys who steal underwear!!!?!?!??!

DON'T crouch in the corner. That way you're trapped, no escape. Never, ever limit your avenues of escape!!!!
Tug's right... Lie face-down in the center of the floor with arms spread, away from tall objects.. Oh wait, that's for lightening..



stop looking at me..

I think there are camera's in here

I don't trust you, how do I know your not trying to fool me?

Well Irish, you don't.A quandry don't you agree. A few points to consider:
1.I have spent a good portion of my life having to be hyper-vigilant due to the monkeys ( yes Poro there ARE monkeys) They are scary and it's been quite expensive replacing all that underwear. Having had to deal with this terrifying situation has made me more empathetic towards others. Trying to fool some one such as yourself would be cruel.
2. Now, you have to take my word for this (I can provide letters of reference, but being so paranoid, you probably aren' t
comfortable giving out your mailing address) I am a kind person. I grow flowers (altho,you don't have anyway of knowing if they are poisonous), have many dogs (could be pit bulls) and voluteer at senior centers (mmm, maybe to get in good with them so they put me in their will, then I feed them some tea made from my poisonous garden???)
3.I correspond with Ame. How could anyone that has cute Knute in their avi be friends with a trickster, even tho she gave you info for dealing with lightening instead of those that are out to get you' Tsk Tsk Ame

Just take that first step. I know it's scary, but you CAN do it. Besides you must get better before you leave for Toronto. Gotta be in tip top mental shape to deal with those sly Canucks.

Well Irish, you don't.A quandry don't you agree. A few points to consider:
1.I have spent a good portion of my life having to be hyper-vigilant due to the monkeys ( yes Poro there ARE monkeys) They are scary and it's been quite expensive replacing all that underwear. Having had to deal with this terrifying situation has made me more empathetic towards others. Trying to fool some one such as yourself would be cruel.
2. Now, you have to take my word for this (I can provide letters of reference, but being so paranoid, you probably aren' t
comfortable giving out your mailing address) I am a kind person. I grow flowers (altho,you don't have anyway of knowing if they are poisonous), have many dogs (could be pit bulls) and voluteer at senior centers (mmm, maybe to get in good with them so they put me in their will, then I feed them some tea made from my poisonous garden???)
3.I correspond with Ame. How could anyone that has cute Knute in their avi be friends with a trickster, even tho she gave you info for dealing with lightening instead of those that are out to get you' Tsk Tsk Ame

Just take that first step. I know it's scary, but you CAN do it. Besides you must get better before you leave for Toronto. Gotta be in tip top mental shape to deal with those sly Canucks.

:shifty1:
I'll have to keep a close eye on those Canadians
:shifty1:

WARNING!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!!!!

Canadian monkeys are THE worst.

um...ok then. i wasn't paranoid at all until i came in here..........

oh no a mod, now im even more paranoid

but... who'd watch us... outwith the room?!?!?!1/?!
100%
Are the mods watching us!?!?!!? But ame hangs out in the basement... she may be thinking nasty things...

I thought the basement was only for boys. She may be a spy after all

I want to leave this place, but once I get up and walk away, people will be looking at me...

But ame hangs out in the basement... she may be thinking nasty things...

I thought the basement was only for boys. She may be a spy after all
So.... now people are not only watching me... they're talking about me as well.. Raising the paranoia level to "Magenta".... (I think Poro is the spy here, BTW.... )

The basement was founded by and for the boys.. but taken over by a covert group of fembots females... I don't mind being watched there... but here it's just.... Ack!

Going to hide out in the basement under the pool table... where no one can watch me..

Thats her room where she watches us from...

Yesterday I had lunch with Heidi. She told me she had been talking to Liz who just got through talking with Brian and Diane. Brian had also been talking to Chris, Jen and Bruce and you know what? THEY WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT MEEEEEEEE.

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.. can't sleep, clown will eat me

maybe I can convince the monkey to come after the clown

Ok, I am that person that misplaces everything, I know that. but so very often, I have this very weird feeling that someone has entered my home to hide my stuff. Sometimes they put things back in a place where I looked before a million times, but sometimes, things just disapear forever. My niece says it is elves. Or maybe I do have a nosy neighbour who waits for me to go out and hides my drivers license in a jacket or my glasses under a pillow.... :undecide:

*checks the locks*

*checks the locks again*

Pens and socks just DISAPPEAR in my home.....there is definitely something strange going on here......someone is sneaking in and hiding the pens and socks and trying to make me feel bad....either way I am on the alert and looking over my shoulder....are YOU hiding the pens and socks?????

I wouldnt hide under the basement pool table AME I think the pen and sock bandit might be there.....definitely an underwear bandit in that place....I have lost heaps there...:eek2:

I put all of my socks in a box (called the crazy sock box) and I don't sort socks until it's full.

But don't tell the people that sneak in to steal my socks.

*re-checks locks*

I got into my car today and the cigarette holder thing was open.. and I didn't open it, I don't smoke ??? :eek:

I got into my car today and the cigarette holder thing was open.. and I didn't open it, I don't smoke ??? :eek:

No offence, but I somehow got the impression you did smoke... its the satellites there telling me wrong things they read minds I tell ya!!!

Theres locks in this place but what if the people are in here with us!!!

People keep telling me off for stuff that I meant to do a day after Ive done it... and it's not been done... Im sure it's the person behind me...














Theres a person behind me!:fear3:

Oh no... please tell me there's not clowns in here... they completely creep me out.. The way they look at you through that googly-moogly makeup.. help...

I fear that many of us have been losing things and chalking it up to growing older and being elders.. but that it really is little gnomes or elves or other creepoid buggers sneaking in.. maybe even Tugwilly's monkeys... I am fuh-reaking out now..

Luvs - I've lost a ton of undies in the basement too... :eek2: Still can't find that Agent Provocateur number - that set me back hundreds.. We'll have to get to the bottom of that one.. But not now.. I have to look for a new hiding place..

*sneaks behind the bar in the basement*

googly-moogly


Thats NOT A REAL WORD!!! AAAARGH!!!

Almost a waste of a quote...

Thats NOT A REAL WORD!!! AAAARGH!!!

Great googly-moogly... it's not? Now I'm really paranoid and think I've been misinformed by the pop culture gods into thinking that's an accepted part of today's vernacular... Ack....

Raising paranoia level to FUSCIA

It's ghosts except for the socks, that's the monkeys ( and they are all having a great big party drinking beer and trying on all that underwear. Locks won't help.

Ame we must be connected somehow. I loathe clowns. The worst thing for me is that clowns always think "every one loves clowns" ( why else would they CHOSE to become a clown) and they won't leave you alone. Blech

There connected!!! Maybe were ALL connected...

If the monkeys have been playing in my undies, then I don't want them back. Really. Please keep them.

Tugwilly - Clowns are on my Top 10 Kreep-O-Rama list! Pretty much all my life, but it was a done deal after reading Stephen King's "It"... "Everything floats down here, Richie"! Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I mean seriously, is this really enjoyable?? (WARNING -Clown Picture (http://www.pastimeclub.com/images/Clown%20cropped%202.jpg))

Re - the clowns that assume "everyone loves clowns" and chase after you? Blech is right... I propose mace or a kick in the nads next time one does that...

I think someone is sitting next to me right now... watching me... Whew! It's just my mirror...

move over ame....you just mentioned the "It" clown.... :yikes:

tug as for the ghost in the laundry ...just wanna :hide:

move over ame....you just mentioned the "It" clown.... :yikes:
I know!! What the heck was I thinking?!?!? *clinging to luvs, shivering*
:surprise:

and I think he's watching us... I see his razor teeth...

The person in the mirror is looking at me :fear3:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I hope he doesn't reach out and grab you, I heard that can happen

That dog is plotting something.

I sure the dogs are in control of our minds...

Its a conspiracy and the letter W is behind it all

What dog?!?! I don't see a dog!! I hear panting... and sense some wolf-like creature watching me... But that's pretty much an everyday thing..



People reaching out from mirrors and grabbing you ?!?!? Ack!

*runs around house breaking every mirror*

Well! Took care of that... I broke all 12 mirrors! ... Errrmm... times 7 years bad luck..... oh, man.... I'm screwed

Never liked the letter W...

The house its controlling our minds...

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you! :eek1:

Be scared. Be very scared.

ok....I'm scared now....

I have that same problem of someone looking back at me from the mirror....its a conspiracy

the letter M gets me too it should be a W but it keeps turning over....its another conspiracy

Its Friday the 13th...

*shivers*

Oh no... Friday the 13th.....

I'm really scared now.. I mean really, really scared now...

*covers face with hands*

if i can't see anyone, they can't see me

the wind is howling outside.....and I think someone is there.....too scared to take my hands away from my face....it worked for a while......but I can hear breathing.....is it IT or THEM

If I'm breathing... and your breathing... and everyone else is breathing... who isn't breathing?!?!!!?:fear3:

If I'm breathing... and your breathing... and everyone else is breathing... who isn't breathing?!?!!!?:fear3:

Have you stopped to think... If you're breathing, and others are breathing all your air will soon be gone. Breath now, while you still can. Mwahahaha!!

Stop breathing my air :schmoll:

breathing faster, faster, as fast as I can. Using up more than my share of air

Youve got an evil plan havent you, your the bad guy here!

Did the O2 Level drop in here :eek:

we need air holes!!! If we kill off some people well have some more air...I wonder how many other people were thinking that...

*pokes air holes and kills a few of your for the sake of self-preservation*

Ahh! Breath of fresh air...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM SOME MURDERER!

Theres a murderer in here!!!

Youve got an evil plan havent you, your the bad guy here!

:hypocrit: moi? :hypocrit:

BTW I have 3, count em 1...2...3...dogs

well thank god for the oxygen cylinder and mask that I have just for times like this

breaths rapidly into mask

holds carving knife at the ready.....scanning room vigilantly....eyes shifting left and right

Why do we have a carving knife in a room full of paranoid people

it goes with the BIG pokey fork.

Thankyou tug....from one paranoid woman to another

chaz....someone mentioned murder...oi....of cause this paranoid person has a carving knife....like duh

Maybe it'll be a SHOCKING death, like on LOST! :rolleyes:

Well STH that thought just made me use up all the oxygen in my tank..

I am freaking out now cause there wont be any oxygen in the room

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPP.......panic attack.......hyperventilating.....using up what oxygen is left.....

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it'll be a SHOCKING death, like on LOST! :rolleyes:

Stay away from the outlets, small appliances, basically anything with cords

Who pressed the button?

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!!!!!

Reminds me of the scene in "Airport '75," where Karen Black's stewardess happily announces that Charlton Heston's pilot is safely aboard the crippled plane, and is flying it (SHE'D been flying it previously in the movie). Everyone cheers. Then she tells them they'll have to cut off one of the engines, cuz it was leaking fuel, but that the plane can still be landed. Everyone suddenly falls into worried murmurs, and someone cries out, "we're gonna die!" Funniest moment of the movie. (Though it wasn't MEANT to be! :D)

CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your panic is making you all breath faster, which means you are useing it up faster. I have a flashlight, I will find you. You will all line up in an orderly fashion. LUVIT will bring up the rear. She has the knife. Once you are all together I shall lead you to safety or.....

BTW the dogs are coming with me

I stopped watching to see if anyone is staring at me while I walk down the street. Last time I did this a street sign jumped out it front of me and I slammed my head into it. I was about 10 yrs. old. That hurt!

Now I am sitting in the corner..... :knife: at the ready....

:baby: its ok....:baby: its ok....:baby: its ok

Yeah but the picture behind you is staring at you...

The dogs are after you... AND YOU CAME HERE!!!

Yea LUV, knife at the ready. CQ watch out for the street signs, I'm giving you one of the dogs. She's really sweet, but has a big scary bark. STH you take the flashlight. I got the other 2 pups. I think we can get these weenie boys outa here. GIRLS RULE

There's a spy among us!

*steals the carving knives*

There's a new sheriff in town!

*brings in a golden gun*

what were saying about a sherriff?

Spy sherrif?

:band:
I shot the sheriff--
But I did not shoot the deputy!

(The deputy has the flashlight, see, and. . . .)

Theres always a spy

Theres always a meanie.....may I have my carving knife back please....stand 2 paces back stretch out your arm and hand it to me handle first....thankyou

Theres always a conspiracy

Theres always big bad dogs that will bite you and scare you......and lamp posts that move into your path.....and scary clowns

Theres always a golden gun somewhere

There's a spy... in the House of Love
There's a spy... in the House of Love
I know the dream that you're dreaming of...

Did you hear that?

:ermm:

yes I did.....:eek1:

heard what? What did you hear? Did you hear anything at all? I don't believe you...

AAARGH! I hear something...

*whispers on*
There's a spy... in the House of Love
There's a spy... in the House of Love
I know the dream that you're dreaming of...
*whispers off*

"Hey, there it is again!"

:detctive:
Fear not, fellow paranoids! I've got my friend Sherlock on the case! HE'LL find out what these scary noises are!

**lights suddenly go out**

"AI - EEEE!!"

Sherlock? Sherlock? Where are you? What happened? :42:

**lights come back on**

:stretchr:

Oh, no! Sherlock! What did they DO to you?!



RUN, EVERYONE! RUN! :shock1:

Sherlock is trying to fool us, he hurt himself and he's going to come back.. when we least expect it not a guarantee

But. . .but. . .Sherlock is THE GOOD GUY!!

Is he???

How do we know that?

Sherlock looks shifty... I don't trust him at all... He's plying us with disinformation...

he looks shifty to me too

:crybaby:

You try to help ease everyone's paranoia, and this is what you get. . . .


:wavey:, ame! Good to see ya!

:ntworthy: sth for trying to ease paranoia in a paranoid thread.....hehehehehe

Ok where was I......thats right....the television just spoke to me :yikes:

Told you to buy the Ronco gadget for ONLY $29.95, right? :71:

Fashion yourself a hat from aluminum foil. The are very helpful in blocking the voices.

:wavey:, ame! Good to see ya!

*runs at STH and tackles her to the ground*

Good lord, woman!!!... Waving in an open room like that? Are you mad?!?! There's people.... and things... watching! Not... safe....

Let's stay under these chairs for a while and catch up with each other.. :hide:

The chairs are really aliens that'll eat you!!!

Oh man... those aliens are even shiftier than Sherlock ....

Now I'm really terrified.. :sweat:

You know the movie signs?.....that is SOOOOOOOOO real btw.....they used the tinfoil....I do to....I think it works.....cause when I take the tinfoil off I can feel gamma rays (mind readers) penetrating my brain.....when I put it on......no more gamma rays....now I'm not saying it works totally.....anyone here have any further instructions for how to keep out other people and aliens reading our minds?

Ahhh, Ahhh, the baked clams are attacking! Arrgh, butter!!!!!! NOoooooooooo....

*oops, thought this was the randomness thread*

Stop staring at my post.

I stared at your post

I have my tinfoil cap on

the people inside my tv keep speaking to me

Hard NOT to stare at JS's avi, justluvit. Doesn't count as paranoia! :no2:

Hard NOT to stare at JS's avi, justluvit. Doesn't count as paranoia! :no2:

Now you got me all paranoid that the avi comes off as homosexual!! Argh!!

Gee, Jack tells James he's all kinds of sexy, and James is happy. Whyever would we get anything Brokeback Island out of that? :71:

Brokeback Mountain = Cowboys = guns

Theres guns in here... hides in the corner beside the picture with the moving eyes

Gee, Jack tells James he's all kinds of sexy, and James is happy. Whyever would we get anything Brokeback Island out of that? :71:


LOL. It's the only one I could find with the two of 'em in it. Guess I need a new one.

Stop staring at my avi!

I am staring at your avi.....it is speaking to me

His avi's now in code... I think staring at it too long will bring on psychotic episodes - or at least ratchet up the paranoia...

A sequence of hypnotising, flashing numbers... wonder what it could mean..
4...8.. 15... 16... 23.... 42.... heyyyyyyyyyyy wait a minute...

Ha! A case of the changing of avatar! Gotcha!

Javi's quote is SO accurate, isn't it? They're two sides of the same coin.

They'd better be careful. I think I hear friendship sneaking up on them! :shock1:

Aaaargh! Friendships sneaking now...

New rule... No sneaking in the paranoid thread.. We're all waaaaaay too jumpy for that..

Everyone move nice and slow.... No sudden movements..

(I swear there were numbers on that avi... I tell ya, there were numbers!.. really getting paranoid now...

I feel really uncomfortable in here.....

Me too... Let's switch places...

Nope, that didn't help..

I am going to stand in the corner and squeeze my eyes shut, stick my fingers in my ears and go nananananananananana....sometimes that helps.....

I'd ask you to join me but I dont trust you

You don't trust me? Luvs... it's me.... ame... What has this thread done to you??

*slaps face*

snap out of it woman!!

:bag: ......ok that feels better....

But then you only have tunnel vision...

Praise be !!!!! Everyone must be cured. I knew you all could do it.

Aaaargh theres someone in the room I was hiding in!

Oh no! She found us... and Porochaz.. I thought you left ages ago and I was alone here..

*hiding under the bed with the dust bunnies..* :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

Oh, good Lord - they're dancing! Get me outta here...

There dancing with the chickens...:chickn4::chickn4:

Its a conspiracy!!!

You're the one breeding these chickens! You're the conspirator!!

The bunnies and chickens are hatching a plan together... I overheard them.. It's called Operation AlfalfaField...

yeah well I happen to know that there is a plan for :fox: and :dog: to run amok in here and there is going to be blood and feathers and white fur everywhere.....the thought of such a blood bath has me :hide: and :bag: .....I wish I could run but I am frozen in fear!!

Foxes can never be trusted... Visions of gnashing teeth... blood... feathers... oh the humanity...

Can't..... move....... either.....

Legs.... suddenly.... cement....

K i think all the scary animals have gone... and the rabbits, foxes etc. :biggrin: I can stay in here whilst noone else is and feel perfectly safe...