Dedicated to AJ, who in his own mind, is the cream of the crop.
Let us enjoy him before his enormous ego pops and he explodes.

AJ, no matter how sick you are in the head, you rock, bro. ;D

My ego is a thing of my beauty... like my face. ;D


And my ego will never go away either.

LOL
Yesh, AJ, if thats what you like to think ::)

I think I would've dissapointed everyone if my first post in this thread was all humble and stuff. :laugh:

They would have thought you were on something :laugh:

Ya know I have this weird thing where my eyes get red at night. And it happens every night.


And when it first started to happen back in my sophomore year of high school, my mom thought I started doing drugs. :lol2:

that was an excellent bit of information, AJ......

yes I know. ;D

so you're Armenian.... thats odd

That's not odd.

It's completely normal... well not normal, yeah okay it's odd. :(

and you're a Jedi.... could you use the force to do me a favor?

Depends on the favor. ::)

well, could you possibly destroy the memory of every person who shares lunch with me? other than my table and the two tables next to mine

... fine.


But you only get two wishes... I'm a Jedi not a genie.

AJ does have a huge ego, but I haven't met a 18 year old, rap obsessed guy who hasn't had one, but I have love for *AJ nontheless. *

Varda, all you need to do is poison their lunch food *:lol2:

I ain't obsessed with rap.

I'm only obsessed with two things: Girls and their friends. ;)

Did milk come out of your nose and you discovered alittle bit of broccoli in it? If not, then I don't want to hear about embarresing cafeteria stories! *::)

I ain't obsessed with rap.

I'm only obsessed with two things: Girls and their friends. ;)


Even their guy friends? :P

:mellow:

ok, ill hold on to my other one
i cant poison them, they were too nice. pb, no, milk didnt come out of my nose. i wouldnt have cared if that happened. yesterday i did a rendition of 'im too sexy', and it was fun and everything, people cheered, etc. but people arent forgetting about it, and rumor is one of the technology teachers recorded it and its up on the school website. i dont want a legacy there

Ah ok Varda, so it wasn't anything bad.....that's funny, you should be proud :)

Aight, I'm off for a little while.

See y'all later.


And thank you to Ophelia for making this htread. ;D Love ya girl.

but what about the strange people in white? ive brought attention to myself, they're probably catching up to me... i dont wanna go back into that room, it smells funny

Poor Varda... :'(

LOL, thats freakin awesome! I wish I had thought of that myself! :lol2:

Sillio, have you ever had strange people in white come after you?

Yes, they are with me right now.

WHAT?! you mean.... you burned those stalker letters right? they dont have my address, do they?

Are you kidding? I personally showed the letters to them. I need them to latch onto someone else so I can get some peace and quiet! :lol2:

oh come on! i just had some popcorn, i wont be able to eat my way out of the room they lock me in for awhile!

But what if the room they place you in is made of cheese? Or would they not do that and make it of crackers, teasing you to want cheese?

its usually made out of some soft rubber that covers concrete and regular wall stuff. kinda hard to eat through unless you're trained well

If they put me in a hamter wheel I'd be there forever.

dont hamsters die from those?

The ones with apeirophobia do. ;D

oh, ok. i knew a hamster named Austin Powers

I knew a hamster named Scott Evil, though he passed away... :'( I MISS MY SCOTTY!

Austin did too. Mac was mad at me for not crying...

Why didn't you? I always cry when animals die!

i didnt cry when Charlie died either.... or at LotR... i have a crying problem

You have no tear ducts? Do you have air ducts?

no, i have tear ducts. they work for stupid stuff, like when fighting with parents (must just be habit from when i was little) but not important stuff.

Ahhh...K. ;D So you didn't cry when you found out no Lost for 6 weeks?

i was close. my eyes were a bit more watery and i was really trying to get a tear out. then niv started tickling me. There was one casualty.

RIP Hannah!

OH dear...was there a funeraly?

yea, the family didnt invite me though, seeing as i was the weapon used to kill her

Awww...Charlie died. I hope he didn't hang himself. What a horrible way for a hamster to die! :lol2:

How exactly do you hang a Hampster anyway? They really have no neck to speak of!

Duuude *waves* I miss yah buddy *hugs*

i dunno, but i know a hamster that killed himself. jumped off the ladder in his cage. it was New Year's 99, so i guess he just couldn't take one more year living with my friend

My hamster died sadly. We had a little procession in our backyard. I wanted to play the trumpet for him but I couldn't get it to make any sound. :-\ Oh well....

I've never had a hamster before :(

They're not very exciting. Mostly they just chew on their butts, eat , drink and sleep. Except mine used to be a boxer. He was the champion of Russia for a very long time til his final fall.

For some reason I don't believe you. ::)

I always wanted a hamster when I was a kid....but my dad said he would just go outside and find a rat for me instead....we live in NY. (and he was kidding, I think)

I have a cat and a dog. I used to have fish, but they all died (I think one of the fish murdered and ate bits of another fish :shocking:*

I dont/didn't have any animals (thats why I wanted a hamster)

Poor BS4. Do you want to talk about your troubles? *grabs leather couch and a clipboard*

I grew up living in an apartment. *The only pets I was allowed to have were hamsters. *They breed a lot. *I think I had 20 of those things at one time. *They don't live long. *They were always getting sick or fighting. *I was in tears all the time because they would die. *I had one that was really cool. *I let him run around my room. *I had a leash for him and he would go outside. *I took him swimming once. *LOL. *I really wanted a dog. * :lol2:

Ohhh...how exciting! I would love to have a hamster that did all of that stuff!

Poor BS4. Do you want to talk about your troubles? *grabs leather couch and a clipboard*


Thanks Peanut.....I think I will be okay...I've psychoanalyzed myself (I'm a psych major) *;)

But do you have a degree in imaginary psychology! *holds up invisible shiny plaque* Ha! I didn't think so!!! :lol2:

:lol2: Nope, I can't say I do..... *lays on couch and falls asleep* ;)

ive had plenty of fish. my newt died and we buried him in the backyard. then my sister dug him up, and opened the bag to show Ashley (my sister from another mister) and the newt was scrawling around inside, half starved. we put him back in his home and he died again.
oh, and my tadpole's head fell off. that was interesting.

now i am going to have nightmares! thanks V! :o :'(

hey, my bed happens to be right next to their gravesites, so :P

So is mine. WOoooOOOOOOooooo!

no wonder im so strange... i have a newt coming back from the dead and attacking me every night

Does he nibble your bum-oley?

probably.... he's probably mated in my bum-bum...

Are you going to poo baby newts now? Or ghost baby newts?

maybe! that really will be interesting! and then my bathroom will become invested with newts!

:lol2: :roflmao: You guys are the best!

do we beat the dog in Best in Show?

I bet if I grow out my leg hair I could confuse people into thinking I am a horse in a dressing room.

that would be quite entertaining! could i put a saddle on you?

No silly, I'd be like a manatuar, half human, half horse!

isnt that a centuar?

I knew it was something along the lines of taur

not tar though, that isnt that fun....

Tar and feathering used to take place in the 1800's instead of like just beating a person. I'd rather be beaten. Getting tar out of your hair would probably suck.

id rather shave it off. they is this great movie i saw called the War of the Buttons... they pour tar on the enemy...

What if they tar you when you are bent over and it plugs your bum-oley? How would you poo?

bum-reconstructive surgery, of course

But it would have to be like immediate, cause most people poo once or twice a day.

yea. its not that uncommon, either. im sure Jack could do the procedure with his eyes closed

He'd have Jin blow really hard in your mouth whilst he spread your cheeks apart. The force of air would blow the blocked tar out of your bum and you will be able to poo again! YAY, Jack! :lol2:

im sure that would work! usually they just carefully cut the tar.

They'd use Lockes knife. I doubt Locke would want it back though once its been near your bung hole.

im sure he could make some soap... but you're right, the smell would probably stay and the boars wouldnt go near it

Would he give it to Walt do you think? You know kids and their obsessions with bums. He would probably sniff it when no one is looking.

maybe he could give it to Sir Mixalot....

Is he extra #4?

yea, you didnt know that?

Its hard to keep up. There are so many! :P

Niv eats earwax!

I like maple syrup on my bacon...

i dont like cold french fries

My feet are cold

do you want a blanket?

No thank you, I've already got some cozy slippers... ;D

thats good. i aint giving up my blanket, it keeps the crickets from hearing me

what happened to the men in the white suits that were after you?

they are still coming, i think they sent crickets to see where i am

Like those crow things in FotR?

yup. spies of the strange people in white!

Oh no! A couple of them have just borst into my bedroom (I finally got the Internet up in my room!)

i dont live here! this is niv i say, niv! Varda is having dinner in New Mexico tonight.

Hi Niv! You're the psycho, right? :lol2:

I used to be perfectly normal. And then I was stuck with this other 'seemingly' perfectly normal girl at a Food Drive. And when it was too crowded for us to really help, she started takling about evil chickens. And then an invisible squirrel stole our invisible food box. It ran off with it, but then an invisible car hit it and it exploded. My nose hairs were singed. And now, I am apparently a psycho.

I used to have an imaginary dust ball for a pet!

I once accidentally swallowed an imaginary dust ball...

I've swallowed an imaginary sword

I've never swallowed my tongue

Ouch. I hope you haven't.

I've never swallowed an email

wow.... we've turned 2 chit chat threads into games... this is odd...

Monkeys are odd

Opps. Pretty soon they're not going to count the Chit Chat thread soon.

Did you know that I've never jumped out of a plane?

AGH! If they do that, I'm screwed. The chit chat threads are my homies! I lobb them! :'(

Don't worry. Me and Varda have stopped "sabotaging" the Chit Chat section so no worries. :lol2:

Your not allowed to play games in here? :-[

Well, since the gaming thead posts were not counted, we were afraid that, if discovered, that the Chit Chat thread wouldn't count either. So we stopped immedeately.

Oh I see. I never post in Games. So I am not worried.

Ok, I want to straighten something out. Oh by the way hi guys. Whats up?

A couple of weeks ago I was in a music thread talking to a American Jedi. Please tell me that it wasn't Armenian Jedi?
Could I have been that stupid and saw American when it said Armenian? :ohmy: I'm old but frack. Maybe I didn't have my glasses on at the time. :fear2: If that's the case, Armenian Jedi, I sincerely apologize for not paying more attention. :sick:
I'm very embarrassed and may have to change my name if I'm gonna post again. :ohmy:

Here's a :flower: and a :biggringift: for my ignorance

well, im pretty sure AJ is American, too, so thats fine

Varda - you don't understand. we posted back and forth for a whole page about music. Its funny when you glance at something that your brain picks out whats familiar.

Oh, I know, but don't be embarassed. It's a proven fact no one takes the time to read whole words, they just see that first and last letters and the size of it.

There was some sort of test conducted of a paragraph of words all spelled wrong except the first and last letters, and if you read it, it makes perfect sense....your brain just sees the firs tand last letters and fills in the rest with the most common words known to us

I doubt I just made sense, but I tried

yea, so hvae i. its inertetsing.

Mulligan. Its a mulligan. Its a gentlemens sport.

*sorry, random Charlie moment*

But im not a gentleman.... I'm a lady... technically....

*insert witty comment here about Varda being a man*



I'm too tired to come up with one on my own. :(

And you ma'am are no lady!

Austin Powers: "She's a man, baby!"

LOL
great movie...

"Who-does-number-2-work-for?!?"

"That's right, you show that turd who's boss!"

Don't force it, you'll blow out your o ring!

Now I wanna watch Austin Powers. :(


heh, they showed all three movies back to back on TBS like a week ago. That was awesome. 8)

Are you feeling randy, baby? ;)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!



You can't talk like that. Or else I'm gonna have to talk like that. And then you get mad at me. :(

Oh, poor AJ. Can't stand when Ophelia is being a tease, cannhe?

I don't like to be teased. I like to be... on second thought I probably shouldn't say that. :lol2:

I'm sorry ~ I am in a mood today...hence the new avie :-*

You say you're in the mood, and then you say that your feet smell. ???



:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

MY FEET DO NOT SMELL! WHO SAID THAT?!?! :lol2:

::)

well? ;)

Anyway I like your new avie.

sexay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*has dirty thoughts*

<has dirty thoughts about dirty feet?

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

SMEELLLY FEEET
SMEEELLLY FEET
WHAT IS SHE FEEDING YOU?
SMEELLLY FEET
SMEELLLY FEEET
ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!

I don't get it. :(

You're such a smelly cat AJ.

:(

It's a song silly......smelly cat.........from friends. Ophelia is just being funny. :o

OMG, I feel so stupid now. I'm like the hugerest Friends fan too. ;D

When watching any episode frm the first 7 seasons. I can go line by line with all the actors. I know EVERY word. And yet somehow, I didn't recognize that you were talking about Friends. :(

We arevery disappointed in you, AJ! I even got that and I barely ever watch Friends! :lol2:

Even I knew that one. ;) :lol2:

*pats AJ on the head*

we know you're a true fan... ::)

*watches Friends*

*eats a biscuit*
*lets Grima pet her feet*

*sees fungus on Ophelia's feet*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*to Grima* Whats his problem?
*Grima* He has never seen such beautiful feet, deary
*to Grima* Call me deary again and you'll be wishing you hadn't
*Merry* Ooo, thems fightin words
*Pippin* Do you think she means it, Merry?
*to Pippin* Would you like to be the first to find out?
*Pippin* YES! ME FIRST!
*Ophelia kicks Pippin in the groin*
*to Merry* Any more takers?

Fungus?? *grabs a fire extinguisher*

"reminds me of a girl i once knew..."

I'm...................so.......................... ......tired.

*....terribly rough young lady...*

Ophelia, is your name Sally?

Hardee har har...I love the Billeh

Billy is a slut who smells like French onion dip...

*walks in to say hi to everyone*

who's feet stink?? ;D

Oh crap...*puts baggies over her feet* I said I would put them back on if someone complained, so....


Not much, just wondering when Lost is coming back on....*stares at tv hoping*

Give me those baggies back, I was using them for Varda's sandwiches. She'll never know. :lol2:

Don't worry about Lost, we're having tons of fun here.

I once knew a boy from Armenia...he smelled like garlic and valdalia...if he wore a suit......he'd look like a roo....than he'd have to move to AUSTRAIL-IA!

The talent you display is......................... mere words do not describe.

Don't pick on AJ

Oh I knew a boy named ol' AJ....he swears hes the king with tha ladays.....but if you should see.....the men in Paree.....you would be off and away-yay!

Oph - you seriously crack me up and you deperately need to be tranked :lol2:
I can't keep up with ya

Hee hee...I know, blame Hersheys.... :P

i once knew a guy with Hershall..... he was afraid of me

I'd be afraid of myself if my name was Hershall.

really? can i call you Hershall?

Ophelia makes me sad. :(


:laugh:

Ophelia cracks me up. ;D

I know a boy named AJ. He's got such a pretty singing voice (I hope he's not a unic! All PotC fans will get what I mean ;))

Sorry I'm late.

Is so neat you got your own appreciation thread. You rock dude!!

AJ makes me want Hershey's....

Enuchs make me go...Nnnng :P

i think its bird poop.....

Bird poop sucks

a bird tried to wash my hair with its poop once....

That is freakin' disgusting Varda :lol2:

i know...

i could have just been used for target practice, but i really think that bird had some issues and though his poop was shampoo and that is why he put it on my head

:roflmao:

oh my god that is hysterical

I really should see that lady who claimed she could talk to animals... she could clear up his confusion

Did you wash your hair that day? Ya know, before he pooped in it? Perhaps he was giving you a reason to! :laugh:

:roflmao:

I love how birds poop on your car after you just get done washing it, it always happens.

as long as they dont peck my eyes out they are ok...

Don't watch "The Birds" Varda :P

That is such a goofy movie. ;D

I read the short story when I was little, it scared me

I think the movie is funny just because it's old....but a friend of mine hates birds and she was freaking out during the whole thing

yea, i know a guy with a phobia of birds.... he's very special

Special like Walt?

no, special in the head

haha, yea that was my other guess

yea.... he needs therapy and such

That's sad...poor guy

whats odd about him is that i'm not the reason for the therapy...

I'm sexy :)

I'm sexy :)


Here we go :lol2: :P

LOL, the thread hadn't been posted in for two days so I had to up it somehow. ;)

*runs into thread*
HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs out while jamin out to Sum41*

oh dear god... she has a new obsession. :laugh:

What? Do not I've always liked Sum41....but you wouldn't know that since you don't know what I'm like in real life.

But then you've got sumthin else to tease me about ;) :P

My avatar is better then your avatar. :laugh:

What? Is not there's a hot French Candian guy in mine so no I don't think so ;) :P

But mine spins.

And yours doesn't have any bling on it. ::)

Hahahaha whatever you say dude ;) I don't think my avvie would wear Bling he's not black & he doesn't rap but he makes me happy so yeah :P

I got told I was hot today........... :o

I didn't know you have to be black or a rapper to wear diamonds. And here I thought chicks wore them too. ::)


I got told I was hot today........... :o

:lol2: why are you so shocked?

Hahaha duh *facepalm* Sorry I just can't imagne Pierre with bling on :P

Yes I was cuz I'm not no no not at all >.< I'm not hot......

I didn't know you have to be black or a rapper to wear diamonds. And here I thought chicks wore them too. ::)


Diamonds are a girls best friend :-*

AJ, are you a fan of my grandpa?

huh?


I'm confused. :(

*giggles* *pokes AJ* :P

OMG now it's Jason Mraz.

Dear god woman, stick to one guy!!! :laugh:

I stick to one man.....Johnny Depp :laugh: :-*

Glue doesn't count!


:angel:

OMG now it's Jason Mraz.

Dear god woman, stick to one guy!!! :laugh:

Ha you are so freakin funny you know that. I'll stick to one guy when I find that one guy mkay? ;) :P

Seriously I love you I really do ;D ;) :P

I predict tomorrow you will have Ashton Kutcher as your avie.

Um no I don't like him.....so that's not gonna happen....ever haha

No I go more for the geeky cute funny music types not pretty boys even though Ashton is hilarious on That 70's Show(love that show) but he just too pretty for me :-\

OK so that means tomorrow you will have the guy from The Killers.

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO? YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!!!!

OK so that means tomorrow you will have the guy from The Killers.

:lol2: I don't even listen to The Killers so I have no idea who you are talkin about :roflmao: :lol: :no2: :P

No I think I'll keep the icon I have it's quite nice ;D

You should have Gerard from My Chemical Romance :)

Awww I really don't know who he is either my sis does she likes MCR ;D Prehaps in time I will :P Since she'll end up with a MCR cd somehow :P

You would probably love the new MCR cd, it ROCKS!

Go to

mychemicalromance.com

and watch their new music video "helena" :)

*glides in*
*throws MCR CDs at everyone*
*glides away*

*Throws hers back at Nicholee* Thanks but I already have one :P :laugh:

Hahaha I will later since I've gotta go soon :( Gotta go vaccum Mrs. Albert's apartment soon(she hurt her back so I vaccum her apartment every 2 weeks).

*glides in*
*throws cowkeys*
*glides away*

OMG are you calling me fat?!

*giggles*
*bounces around*
*falls over*
Yeah....*yawns*

oh, ok, just making sure you weren't calling me Matt, because that's my brother. I'm sick of my parents thinking my named is MattKellyLindy!

Are you guys having fun with the cowkeys?

yea, this one sure likes pepsi!

*pets it*

Pepsi > Coke.

it is precious to me... though i am bound to it with a great pain

Dr.Pepper>Pepsi>Coke ::) :lol2:

Dr. Pepper tastes like poopy.



And no I wouldn't know. Just had to say that cuz I know someone would've posted, "I'm sure you would know."

Dr Pepper is horrible

oh, ok, just making sure you weren't calling me Matt, because that's my brother. I'm sick of my parents thinking my named is MattKellyLindy!


Thats hysterical varda, my parents did that all the time when I was growing up and they were trying to yell at one of us. VickiSusanBobbyMaria. Thanks for the great memory you just gave me.