... *drum role*......

I dunno. lol. Just felt like mocking you Ophelia. ;)

OPHELIA HAS FINALLY MET HER MOCKINGBIRD! YAY!

I could be wrong, or just not get it, or something, but that kinda sounds snerky!

which post?

if mine... um..... I dont really like eating fish, but Jin sure is nice....

Charlie lurves me, he really lurves me! :lol2: Well, one Charlie at least.
wait, are you a GIRL? :-\ *laughs*

conrats Sillio, on your second thread about you

If I get one more thread I can make a bracelet!

yay! are you gonna put any beads on them?

Yah, little blueish gray ones! ;)

WOOT-WOOT!!!!! make sure you dont break them or eat them though...

What?! Do you think I am an imbossile?! :o ;)

<_< No, I'm a guy... I just identifiy with Charlie and was fortunate enough to get his name. (no I've never been a druggy ;))

I'm a girrl! See!
<-------------!

Ophelia has to meet the other Charlie, he is going to father her babies! ;) :lol2:

Now I regret taking his name, lol.... when you say "other charlie"...?

*cough*dom*cough*
what? Ophelia wants Dom to father her children? How dare you say such a thing Mr. Coughs!

*cough*yes I do!*cough* ;D

oh yea, a warning, i have 2 new names: Cameraface and Dr. Challah (Jesyca's Indian chiropracter)

0_o Cameraface?

yea..... good ole Jesyca took a picture of me taking a picture of her, and she's telling everyone that I was born that way. I guess my mom swallowed a camera while I was forming in her tummy...

LOL, thats great. Nice to know I am talking to a deformed wonder! :lol2:

you are indeed! i can take my camera anywhere since its stuck to me, so if there is a policy against it they can't do a thing to me. And if a picture is taken they look right at me and I explain that the film can't be changed so me taking a picture is useless (quite the lie, we worked out how to get the film out years ago)

Out your mouth, of course...but you'd have to take it out in a dark room so the film doesn't get damaged. Of course.

I know, I have a darkroom in my attic.

Most attics are dark already so...its a good thing yours is in the majority! ;)

yup! very nice indeed

Wow... some topic you guys concocted here. ;)

good thing is we haven't killed or tortured anything yet!

<_< *turns around and walks sloooowly away*

No, thats just Varda, I am actually very nice...unless otherwise poked with spoons

yea, I'm the Evil Lord Varda. but my other personality, Lindy the Blue, is supposedly very nice and my arch enemy...

lol. interesting- I learn something new every day.

Lindy is the less-seen side of Varda although on rare occasions you can catch her helping old ladies cross the street

she's a ponce. so embarrassing to share a body with her....

Do you ever feel her trying to laugh inside you?

yea, then i punch out her eyelashes...

Does she steal your hairline? I find my inner personality always trying to steal my hairline and toe nail polish

No, she's too nice to steal. See why I don't like her?

All my personalities steal. Cept they only do it when I sleep. Like they hide my socks or underwear so I can't find it when I wake up.

wow, they sure are mean. its very cruel to mess with someone's socks

I go to sleep with socks on and when I wake up, THEY ARE GONE! Maybe I have newts in my bed too. :-\

maybe. have you ever seen a newt in or near your toilet?

No, just poo.

alright, then i think you're ok

Phew. I got scared there for a second. Thanks!

you just have crazy other yous to deal with!

I think I can handle that. But not newts. Maybe salamanders. But newts are insane.

how do you feel about Newt Salamander, the writer of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them?

I have frankly never heard of him but the title of that book intrigues me. I would like to look for the great Ice snake.

its probably in there. i actually lost the book (to the disdain of my CoMC professor)

It is a snake...that lives in a cave....made of ice. His name is Phil. The Ice Snake.

*waves sign that reads "Thanks for making me a big topic"*

;)

Oh, you enjoy our endless banter do you? No problem, cause we could go all night. :lol2:

lol... amazing. ;)

we could, if it weren't for Niv, she wants me to go to din din with her... even though ive already eaten... oh, and she doesnt exist....

Niv doesn't exist? Thats awesome!

yea...

well, she technically does, but since she couldnt make it to see Jesyca i told Jes that she's a figment of my imagination.... i probably dont even need to spoiler font this since the cabbie that took me to the State St. Corner Bakery instead of Michigan Ave (where Jes was) ended up being her pilot and took her to Jupiter. so, she wont be here for awhile... o well

SO you know Jesyca in RL eh? I know Charlie in RL hehe

This could be like, team knowledge domination! no pun intended :laugh:

get it? didn't think so, lemme point it out DOMination? now you get it yes yes?

I love how we just hijacked this post....which was about nothing.

Varda is the cheesemaster.... what is Lindy the master of?

"I go to sleep with socks on and when I wake up, THEY ARE GONE! Maybe I have newts in my bed too. "

I go to sleep with socks on and when i wake up... the right one is always off! past two weeks it's been like this!

Locke-you have newts! :o

I have WHAT?!?! oh whew, i thought you said warts... nope no warts lol. Maybe caniving newts who are masters of thievery.... well sorta, i always find the sock :laugh:

So it's newts that eat socks......I thought it was my dryer! :laugh:

Yeah it's a common problem! I have newts in the winter, but not in the summer....they hibernate you know!

Ladybugs hibernate, ya know. ;D ;)

They must all be hibernating in my house then, because it's overrun with those buggers. :lol2:

Yeah, thats probably why. Sowwie. ;D

Mr. Bumpy eats socks!

My dog eats from the litterbox :lol2:

i had a sandbox but a chipmunk stole it and used it as his toilet facilities

I've had dreams about cookie dough

i've dreamed about potato chips and butterbeer

I've always wondered what pipe weed actually was

there are oh so many possibilities...

I have always wondered what color all of the colors in the rainbow would make....

brown.

wait no,... they'd make a rainbow

Is the Skittles Corporation on top of a rainbow?

maybe. or a really tall building that has rainbows coming out of it

Ohhhh...I would like to work there. :o

yea, its probably made out of leprechaun gold....

And it would be shiny. And I like shiny things :w00t:

so 1i8 flipppign existb man, i exist !! screw varda its niv now i exiasst wabbhhhhhh dont believe uer cuz 9 edx fhdfkufyqyg I SESXIST IM RE.

My alter ego is Yoda.

Yoda my name is now. Fool is pb! Yoda, your master now you must address me

Master Yoda, how can I get Niv out of my house?

Cookies you must give me, tell you then how Niv to get rid of...forget don't the glass of tall milk

YODA!!!! SHUT UP!!!

*gives Yoda milk and cookies*

what do I do?

Niv to get rid of, you must up the secret stairway of doom, the lake full of crocodiles you must cross in a bikini, go through the flames of Satan's Lair you must and you then will get antidote to kill Niv!

YAY! wait, I have to kill her? nevermind, I'll just have my bouncer take care of her.

go through all of this trouble I did and now reject it you will! *humph* >:(

Yoda...be nice!!!

Nice I will not be. :P to Varda

*rips Yoda's tougne out of his head*

I'm sorry you guys had to see that. But he NEVER SHUTS UP!!!!

yoda is like adoy.... i dont know

*sounds like a total idiot*what does adoy mean?

nothing, its just yoda backwards

did you know that flah is half of halfling backwards? so is gnil

Did you know wow spelled backwards spells wow?

yea, and upside down its mom.

oh yea... that reminds me of something

What!? You know I hate cliffhangers!

This is one big cliffhanger then :P

"My dog eats from the litterbox"

Mine too hahaha

Until we put the cats outside... now he just lives inside all spoiled and the cats outside.... makes no sense... the cats live outside tho because they got pissed at doggy and didn't wanna use the litterbox all the time if you get my drift. ::)

Hey, you know Yoda, pb? Me and Yoda have great times. We even got called in to the police once for disturbing the peace! ;D

Yes I do. He is my alter ego!!!! And he gets quite annoying with his backward talk.

Yoda: annoying I am not. Annoying are you!

Shut up, Yoda

Yoda: me make!!!

*duck tapes his mouth shut*

:lol2:

Random smiley -------> :shocking:

:lol2: :lol2:

"My dog eats from the litterbox"



:o That's gross.

yea.... ill send Sylvester Stalone to save you guys sometime...

hot is Sylvester Stalone

Shut up Yoda...you know I find Sylvester Stalone really creepy

no, hot you think him

*throws Yoda in front of a speeding truck*

YAY MACK TRUCKS!

DURST! >:(

Killed me you have not peanutbutter. Immortal I am!!! *runs towards Ophelia* To the dark force you have turned to. Die you shall *takes out his light saber*

*pulls out her popcorn and watches intently*

*Ophelia uses her Jedi powers to tie PBs shoelaces together*
*sits back with Varda and grins to herself*

Get you I will, Ophelia. *breaks through shoelaces*

Hey! Those were my good shoes!

Yoda: :P

*eats a bananna and throws the peel on the floor*
*watches as a charging PB slips on it*
*laughs*

Pay you must, Ophelia!

God! Give it a rest Yoda!!! You're becoming like the old, annoying, green version of the Terminator!

*Yoda rips off mask and reveals that he is the terminator*

*hiccups*

OH MY GOD I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

It came out of nowhere...rather alarming :P

Yoda: Back I will be

Thank god he's gone! Do you understand why I was trying to kill him now?

*cell phone rings and her seat ejects her into the ceilling*

ow...

*Yoda giggles* *smack Yoda upside the head*

*answers phone anyway*

Hey whatsup? Yea, I'm watching some stupid idiots do stuff.... I don't know how to use video on this phone, you're gonna have to teach me!.... a-huh.... yea... sure... hey, can you pick up some apples on the way home? thank you.... i love you too....

*burps*

sorry bout that...

*puts it away*

*drinks a whole can of Vanilla Coke and can't stop belching*

*throws some popcorn at O*

I'm a sweet transexual... from Translyvania!!!!!!!

oy vey, another one?

yea.... you're ever changing avies confused my sexuality

That movie is sooo funny! ;D

my dog lost a tooth today...

Sorry to hear that......How are the Simmies doing Ophelia? ;D

wait a tic... I don't have a dog.... stupid Mac...

I dunno...my friend took me Sims 2 cds...so I have to wait to get em back before I play them again :P

is she going to change things around on you?

I don't think so...she couldn't get it to work on her computer right so she is giving it back to me

You must get your CD's back! I need to know the fate of PB&J and their offspring! :lol2:

LOL, ok, I will! :lol2: Silly Pb...

smile like you mean it

I AM! >:(

*smiles and the light from the shiny teeth blinds everyone* :lol2:

Gah! I cannot see, Cap'n! Her teeth are tooooo shinay!

mama's got the magic of clorrox bleech!

b-l-e-a-c-h ;)

Ooo, is that the Waterhouse painting of Ophelia?

LOL, thats why I love ya Charlie...so dim...

No, thats not Waterhouse...
this is Waterhouse....
http://www.johnwilliamwaterhouse.com/paintings/painting1380.aspx

Ah... I do not claim to know anything about art. :D

Thats why I lob u :-*

bleech... bleach... they're all the same color in the end....