Oooookay....

Who knew such a simple mancave idea would blossom into this cess pool??:biggrin:

A second thread...let the fun begin.

Let's set up the pole, slide into the hot tub, crack open some Wild Turkey, let our hair down and leave the door open for whomever shall dare to walk down the creaky steps of...

DA BASEMENT!!!

Ooooh, a shiny new thread to defile... How fun.

Love the name .. (but the cuffs don't have to be rough when they're fur-lined ;) ) Way better than what I was thinking... "Making Mamas Proud Since.... Never."

I brought the Jaegermeister, Meisterjaeger... a sleeping bag.. and my bag of tricks.. Pole's all fired up and ready to go...

Sigh here we go again...

well I dont know about anyone else but my poles also up and ready to go...

Awww, Porochaz.... You brought us a second pole? How sweet... ;)

*streaks in glee of getting a shiny new place with so many poles to enjoy*

Whooooo - hooooooooooooooooooo!

Where are my veils?

yikes...a second basement

Officer, I've been a very, very bad girl... You gonna book me now?

Doctor, I think I need some therapy to work out my... er...mmmh... issues? Yes, that's it, issues!

CL - Your veils are right where you left them... draped or tied around most of the guys of the basement.. :biggrin:

*trips down creaky steps....*

*lands on new floor*

"ahhhh...look at all the shiny new poles....."

Thanks BD for opening up the new digs....let the party begin!

Officer, I've been a very, very bad girl... You gonna book me now?

Doctor, I think I need some therapy to work out my... er...mmmh... issues? Yes, that's it, issues!

Did somebody call for a Doctor? j/k

So this is where Bobby, E-flat, and LostBrerMatt hang out when we run out of Dharma suds on the LB...BaileysDad please sign me up...

*drops off a case of Dharma beer*

Enjoy all. :)

:cheers:

I may be small and a dumb (sexy) blonde but its obvious what you do with a cop....first you get him out of that impressive uniform....then when vulnerable you grab his handcuffs and handcuff him to a chair (no velvet handcuffs ame what are you thinking!!??....gotta give them a taste of their own medicine)....then you insist that he calls you "ma'am" and get a few 'yes ma'am's and no ma'am's out of him" then you make sure he stands to attention while tied to that chair....then off course you do that famous lap/pole dance that ame and I designed

Sheesh girls....you are rusty

Btw guys you don't have to be a cop....just hire a cop's uniform for the day......

I love doctors.....love the stethoscope and examinations...... and I look good in a nurses uniform (or so I've been told).....and I am very good at giving sponge baths.....

Luvs Darlin....

Nooooobody does it better than you.

<-------stands in awe :thumbsup:

I'll just sit over here and take notes, turn that cop around this way, I need to see...first hand...what you're doing.

Just so you know...I am a tough nut to crack...

Had woman try and cutsie her way out of a ticket last night....didn't want to sign for the ticket...she said such a handsome officer would certainly give her a break...so I told her I would...instead of her signing for the ticket...I would put "BOOKED" on the signature line..tow the car and send her to jail for the night. Option one suddenly seemed so much more appealing to her.:)

Not that I am not willing to let people try...

LUVS!!

My partner in crime!!!

I wanted to say that the police fantasy is #12 in my top 50... (Role play games - not just for computer geeks)... but it felt lonely down here without you... Thanks for getting my mojo back...

(you left out the fun part of being asked to stand against the wall and spread 'em.. )

I did my warmups and am ready for a famous Luvs-Ame LapPole dance.. CL.. get your scarves wrangled up, we're in for a long... hard... night

Doctor/Nurse is very high in my book... Teacher/Student... higher... Cheerleader/Coach... even higher.. wow, can someone turn the thermostat down in here??

Now, girls, circular motions with your hips, all the way around.... That's it, let the veils float around you, twirl, one leg up the pole, wrap it, and let the rest of you body hang down... It's good exercise!

Love that move, CL...

Hey Southern Belle... Get that booty off that chair and join in....

Da Basement is a contact sport..

Move the hips faster girls, your belly button has to make crazy spirals, play with veils, let them cover your face and waist, faster, faster.....

Just so you know...I am a tough nut to crack...

Had woman try and cutsie her way out of a ticket last night....didn't want to sign for the ticket...she said such a handsome officer would certainly give her a break...so I told her I would...instead of her signing for the ticket...I would put "BOOKED" on the signature line..tow the car and send her to jail for the night. Option one suddenly seemed so much more appealing to her.:)



Don't you girls love it when he talks 'Cop' :wub:

Though I like the Doctor/Patient fantasy, I'm thinking a man in uniform is so much hotter, with all those 'goodies' on that great big belt they wear, come on, don't you want to just 'divest' him of it...quickly?

Now, girls, circular motions with your hips, all the way around.... That's it, let the veils float around you, twirl, one leg up the pole, wrap it, and let the rest of you body hang down... It's good exercise!

*stretches, grabs a couple of veils and perpares to dance*

Love that move, CL...

Hey Southern Belle... Get that booty off that chair and join in....

Da Basement is a contact sport..

So I see....

Steps up to pole, swings hips back and forth, rubs hands lovingly up and down pole, wraps leg around while leaning back, waaaay back....

<------hopes she doesn't fall on her arse....:biggrin:

LOL

wow, this thread looks fun!! ;)

I think i joined waaay back just never remember to post! *shamed*

SB... you will have to introduce me to all the 'culture' yea? :biggrin:

I may be small and a dumb (sexy) blonde but its obvious what you do with a cop....first you get him out of that impressive uniform....then when vulnerable you grab his handcuffs and handcuff him to a chair (no velvet handcuffs ame what are you thinking!!??....gotta give them a taste of their own medicine)....then you insist that he calls you "ma'am" and get a few 'yes ma'am's and no ma'am's out of him" then you make sure he stands to attention while tied to that chair....then off course you do that famous lap/pole dance that ame and I designed

Sheesh girls....you are rusty

Btw guys you don't have to be a cop....just hire a cop's uniform for the day......

I love doctors.....love the stethoscope and examinations...... and I look good in a nurses uniform (or so I've been told).....and I am very good at giving sponge baths.....

.


Doctor/Nurse is very high in my book... Teacher/Student... higher... Cheerleader/Coach... even higher.. wow, can someone turn the thermostat down in here??

I don't have a stethoscope justluvit, ame en peine, but I do have a cat-o-ninetails you both can use, Baileysdad seems to be a tough nut to crack. j/k

You all dance nice by the way!

Looks like were going to need a bigger confessauna, maybe for some group sessions...

"Group Sessions" sounds interesting....

Now girls, God gave you those to shake them, that's it, move those shoulders, don't worry, those bikini tops will hold them, I promise....

tops? That's new... BRB..

SB... the nice thing is, if you fall on your arse... there's always somebody right under you to cushion the fall... (it's beyond front-row seats here..)

Doc - thanks for bringing a cat-o-nine-tails.. We broke the last twelve...

Doc - thanks for bringing a cat-o-nine-tails .. We broke the last twelve...

lmao, sure you are most welcome ame en peine, that is wild.

*leaves 4 more veils, 8 pairs of handcuffs, 15 pairs of FMB's, 16 bottles of Mclintock Whiskey (Sp? am I even close? lol), 23 cans of Dharma beer (I took one out of the case), 42 more cat-o-nine-tails and a partridge in a pair tree.*

Enjoy, You All Everybody. :)

Well I had no intention of cracking your nuts BD but so be it....wouldn't have picked you for a sadomasochist but hey each to his own....maybe the cat-o-nine tails will whip you into line...hmmm??

Damn you are good with those veils crazy....and ame we need to tie someone to the luvseat....doesn't look like BD is going to be such a pushover this time since he got that shiny new badge and an ego to match it.....any takers for us to practice our TWIN lap/pole dance on??....two for the price of one remember

And Belle....join in anytime we are a very sharing lot

Ame - Nurse/Doctor is my fav....specially if he is a REAL doctor....;)

Well I had no intention of cracking your nuts BD but so be it....wouldn't have picked you for a sadomasochist but hey each to his own....maybe the cat-o-nine tails will whip you into line...hmmm??

Damn you are good with those veils crazy....and ame we need to tie someone to the luvseat....doesn't look like BD is going to be such a pushover this time since he got that shiny new badge and an ego to match it.....any takers for us to practice our TWIN lap/pole dance on??....two for the price of one remember

And Belle....join in anytime we are a very sharing lot

Ame - Nurse/Doctor is my fav....specially if he is a REAL doctor....;)

If you ain't got someone else by the time I get back, I'll gladly volunteer. You won't have to twist my arm, I mean you can if you want. j/k, lol

Although I ain't a real Doctor (double and triple entendres - duly noted) rofl

I kind of gathered you weren't a REAL doc Urb.....but hey fantasy is fun :)

Have a merry christmas basement dwellers and don't get into too much mischief.....or if you do....be safe

Ah the Basement. How I missed ye while real life was taking over. *Grabs a boa and a veil from Ame and Luvs*

*sees Crazy with her Freudian slips all veil-like around her, while he dashes frantically into the room* Do not forrget, Psychiatrists are doctors tooo. I have stethoscope! Want to feel ze cold steeel? Dr. Urb., how are you at therapy? We shall go into practice together! Just not together mind you... I had the couch moved in by the Luv Seat and the Confessaunal...

Ah, herr Doktorr is here!!!

For Venezuelan Venuses Herr Doktor ez alvays en.

*sees Crazy with her Freudian slips all veil-like around her, while he dashes frantically into the room* Do not forrget, Psychiatrists are doctors tooo. I have stethoscope! Want to feel ze cold steeel? Dr. Urb., how are you at therapy? We shall go into practice together! Just not together mind you... I had the couch moved in by the Luv Seat and the Confessaunal...

E-Flat I can hold my own....at therapy. Sounds like a plan, we can call it Eurbino or dru-flat? j/k

Ah, herr Doktorr is here!!!

That actually reminds me of Blazing Saddles for some reason. I don't know why? rofl

I kind of gathered you weren't a REAL doc Urb.....but hey fantasy is fun :)

Have a merry christmas basement dwellers and don't get into too much mischief.....or if you do....be safe

lol, yesh true. ;)

Merry Chrsitmas and Happy Holidays to everyone here too. :)

<--------------------- Suits up in her Christmas red bikini lined with white fake fur, with her high stilletto red boots and dances around the basement spreading Holiday cheer.

Come sit in Herr Santa's lap dear...


Eurbino and dru-flat are both such good names. It's hard to decide...

*opens basement door, is assualted by smell of old booze...and something else*

"Looks like quite a party in here, and I missed it...damn"

I stopped by to grab a veil and join the ladies in a twirl around the pole. What do my wandering eyes behold but a Couch AND a Luv Seat AND a confessaunal.

Wow!! :shock1:

Now, if all the Basement Dwellers will just Come Back!!!



Oh....Btw....Happy Holidays guys and gals :u040:

Happy New Year everyone! I feel like streaking today, who's with me?

:wavey: I'm always ready for a streak....to bad there's no audience. :biggrin:

I'm watching...:naughty:

I'm tired from streaking all afternoon, now, how about a massage, Doktorrrr?

my hands are ready if your back is lovely latina, here lie face down on the couch...

Happy New Year everyone! I feel like streaking today, who's with me?

:wavey: I'm always ready for a streak....to bad there's no audience. :biggrin:

*Makes his way down the basement stairs with a case of Dharma beer under his arm.*

Wait what did I miss?

*sigh*

...that will teach me to leave.

my hands are ready if your back is lovely latina, here lie face down on the couch...

Let me know if you get tired Dr. E...I would be more then happy to help you out. :P

Happy New Year You All Every Basement Dweller!

I seem to have been locked in the old basement. :sneaky2:

at least Johnny was there to keep me company.

:naughty:

Thought I saw you wandering around the new thread a few posts back... using the hatch tunnels? Or teleporting with bunny 15?

My back is bare for Eb, Dr. Urbino, but my thighs and calves can use a rub....

Ah herr doktor has his work cut out for him, to massage his vay up to thigh and calve rating...

Thought I saw you wandering around the new thread a few posts back... using the hatch tunnels? Or teleporting with bunny 15?

You know me Eb..I always go where da bunnies go. ;)

My back is bare for Eb, Dr. Urbino, but my thighs and calves can use a rub....

As you wish CrazyLatin007, you are in luck legs are my specialty...

*pulls a couple bottles of lotion off the shelf*

Do you prefer coconut or peach?

*looks closely at the label* I think thats autowax...

Coconut, please, what with being Latin and all

Thought I saw you wandering around the new thread a few posts back... using the hatch tunnels? Or teleporting with bunny 15?:bunny:

<------------------ That's me in party get up, so that Eb and Dr. Urbino can get a better feel for the massages

Oh CL... I think the lotion will be flying all over the basement walls now..

You're gonna cause a riot in the basement!

The more, the merrier, ame

CL...you're gonna knock em dead, Darlin. :thud:

And, I am soooo not cleaning up all that lotion. :schmoll:

Not cleaning it either.. I suited up in the Hazmat outfit to get this place re-opened and that's about my limit..

CL's in charge of that.. (You broke it, you bought it sweetie)..

I'll clean it up with my body, how's that?

That's great.. (cuz you're the quicker picker-upper just like Bounty)

But I think that'll only make another round of cleanup necessary... it's a viscous circle :biggrin:

Coconut, please, what with being Latin and all

...as you wish.

*He begins to gently rub coconut lotion in his hands, then pauses to take a better look at the beauty...*

<------------------ That's me in party get up, so that Eb and Dr. Urbino can get a better feel for the massages

Dr. E-flat you are needed for surgery in the caves, a plane dropped on some dude...get out please! j/k, lol

...nice pic. :)

*Pulls out the Ky two in one tingling and warming touch body massage and personal lubricant, cocoa butter scented*, "Uh uh, buddy, make room on the couch Herr Doktor is In!!!!"

(notices Godessbunnyblue hopping merrily past, distracted for a moment, from CL's nubile, willing body)

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

:angelnot:

Tries hard to ignore Southern Belle in her Playboy bunny suit....

Tries hard to ignore Southern Belle in her Playboy bunny suit....

Quit trying so hard :5:

Come a little closer then, so I can get a better look... seem to have a drop of lotion in my eye...

I don't mind sharing with Southern Belle

It's time for you to turn over on your back...

As you please, herr doktorrr

Ah my dear, as you please... or at your pleasure...

...as you wish.*does the mini-swoon when DrU starts talkin' like Wesley.*

(notices Godessbunnyblue hopping merrily past, distracted for a moment, from CL's nubile, willing body)*blows a kiss at Eb as she hops away*

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

:angelnot::bunny: :bunny: :bunny: - hops off with Bella......

Dr. U., we've been streaked...

......wait GB!!!!


CL said she'd SHARE!!!!!! :naughty:


SB ------>:bunny: ---->drags back GB----> :bunny:

Cross over bunnies, cross over, all welcome, all welcome...:drool: :naughty: :serenade:

*Pulls out the Ky two in one tingling and warming touch body massage and personal lubricant, cocoa butter scented*, "Uh uh, buddy, make room on the couch Herr Doktor is In!!!!"

(notices Godessbunnyblue hopping merrily past, distracted for a moment, from CL's nubile, willing body)

*Notices all the other lovely Ladies in the room...moves over for Dr. E-Flat*

No worries, I think I am needed elsewhere...

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

:angelnot:

*he picks up a veil from the ground and hands it to the Lady*

Excuse me Maam, I think you may have dropped this, although I think you look better without it. ;)

*does the mini-swoon when DrU starts talkin' like Wesley.*

*blows a kiss at Eb as she hops away*

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: - hops off with Bella......

woohoo, I got swooned....

...lol, I love that film.

*watches the bunnies hop off*

Dr. U., we've been streaked...

I can't think of any better way to start the day. :P

Is Your Love Cheating On You?!? Here, Dr. Urb. love may not be an issue...:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

*Walks into the basement and leaves a case of MacCutcheon Whiskey on the bar.*

Dr. E-Flat What meds are you taking...those are for the patients! J/k, lol

Is Your Love Cheating On You?!? Here, Dr. Urb. love may not be an issue...:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Well Prince Humperdink is a smoothy and lmao, lets hope not... ;)

*poof*

*gather's up freshly laundered veils and prepares to dance*

So... I feel like this is a basement story... I was going to bed the other night and realised I needed the toilet so got my bath robe on and went out slamming my door behind me. Unfortunate... because I left my key to get back in inside my room... so I had to phone for the warden to open my door, they took over an hour... which I spent ducking and diving into quiet corridors just to avoid everyone... not a fun night...

awww, Chaz....with that start, I thought your story would go something like this....

"I was going to bed the other night and realised I needed the toilet so got my bath robe on and went out slamming the door behind me, getting my robe caught in the door. Unfortunate... because I left my key to get back in inside my room, and I sleep au natural....so I had to phone for the warden to open my door, they took over an hour... which I spent flashing all the girls who came by. Any guys who caught sight ran in fear and intimidation, of course they could never measure up ... quite a fun night..."

Yeah... unfortunetly in real life Im very shy...
100%
well shyish...
100%
when almost naked that is... and it was only guys who came past... and I dont tend to flash guys...

I seem to have been locked in the old basement. :sneaky2:

at least Johnny was there to keep me company.

:naughty:

and we never would have left if we hadn't run out of liquids.....and batteries :biggrin:
hard to stay hydrated in the confessaunal :drool: :whew:

nice new digs
gonna have to get myself accustomed to the new setup

*wonders if anyone is around to give me the tour* :renske:

Holy crap, is that Albert bit real, or is it digitally doctored? (I mean, besides the video loop)

awww, Chaz....with that start, I thought your story would go something like this....

"I was going to bed the other night and realised I needed the toilet so got my bath robe on and went out slamming the door behind me, getting my robe caught in the door. Unfortunate... because I left my key to get back in inside my room, and I sleep au natural....so I had to phone for the warden to open my door, they took over an hour... which I spent flashing all the girls who came by. Any guys who caught sight ran in fear and intimidation, of course they could never measure up ... quite a fun night..."

I like GB's version of the tale better. :biggrin:

I like GB's version of the tale better. :biggrin:

there you go
objectifying us males again

:lightfart:

there you go
objectifying us males again

:lightfart:

I was about to offer my services as Tour Guide :5:

Maybe I'll wait a bit..... :schmoll:...let the air clear..... :biglaugh:

there you go
objectifying us males again

:lightfart:
think you're doin' that yourself, there, stinkie boy.

:doh:

think you're doin' that yourself, there, stinkie boy.

:shesaid: :24: :24:

No worries Johnny, we still :heart: you...only from a distance... :biglaugh:

:shesaid: :24: :24:

No worries Johnny, we still :heart: you...only from a distance... :biglaugh:

you gots to be kidding me

with all the lotions and oils round these parts?
smells like a tropical fruit bowl
:grapes: :kiwi: :cherry: :orange: :strawbry: :pear: :pinapple: :raspbry:

you gots to be kidding me

with all the lotions and oils round these parts?
smells like a tropical fruit bowl
:grapes: :kiwi: :cherry: :orange: :strawbry: :pear: :pinapple: :raspbry:
dems powerful stinks ya got the babe.

:biglaugh:

dems powerful stinks ya got the babe.

:biglaugh:

nothing a little Satsuma couldn't cure :winkkiss:

BOOSH The sound of a mighty wind breaking in Da' Basement... *cues Spinal Tap's Break Like The Wind*

I'm away on a business trip, but I promise to stop by and play when I get home

BOOSH The sound of a mighty wind breaking in Da' Basement... *cues Spinal Tap's Break Like The Wind*

Did you break wind? It must be all the Dharma franks and beans you've been chowing down lately Dr. E-Flat...Although it makes this place feel more like a Basement thats for sure. j/k, lol

*Puts on a hockey game, cracks a beer, and relxes on the sofa.*

*puts on gas mask and gathers up veils and joins DrUrb on the sofa*

*puts on gas mask and gathers up veils and joins DrUrb on the sofa*

*Wraps his arm around Southern Belle, hands her a beer, and picks up the remote control*

Do you like Hockey or you wanna watch something else?

*Wraps his arm around Southern Belle, hands her a beer, and picks up the remote control*

Do you like Hockey or you wanna watch something else?

*wiggles out of gas mask and smiles at DrUrb as she takes a drink*

Hockey's just fine.

The beer is cold, the company is warm and accomodating, what more could a girl ask for? :5:

*wiggles out of gas mask and smiles at DrUrb as she takes a drink*

Hockey's just fine.

The beer is cold, the company is warm and accomodating, what more could a girl ask for? :5:

*Smiles back at Southern Belle and hands her chocolate.*

"Well...there is always that."

*Smiles back at Southern Belle and hands her chocolate.*

"Well...there is always that."

*hands back the beer and takes the chocolate*

"The way to a woman's heart is chocolate, you've even got the proper kind, chocolate with nuts..." :5:

*hands back the beer and takes the chocolate*

"The way to a woman's heart is chocolate, you've even got the proper kind, chocolate with nuts..." :5:

*Picks up the remote control, turns on the Green Bay Packer vs Seattle Seahwaks football game, takes a sip of the beer Southern Belle hands him, and hands her more chocolate..this time with nuts.*

"I may never leave this couch, you know?"

Do you like LOTR Southern Belle? Please check this out when you get a chance and join if you are interested. The revised introduction and updated Charcter list is on the last page of the thread. :)

http://www.thefuselage.com/Threaded/showthread.php?p=1714962#post1714962

Quiet night in front of the telly, huh? Well I'll leave you two to it... Im just going to entertain myself in the jacuzzi and the sauna although feel free to jump in at anytime, I would love the company...

Entertaining yourself in the Sauna, eh 'Chaz?

My doktor, I need deep therapy!

Comingk, touch therapy iz recommended, as well as the primal scream...

Do explain, my dear Doktor, I'm all yours

Touch all the tender sensitive spots, let out all the tension, might even want to yell a little bit if there's any... sponginess anywhere that needs attending to...

Oh, oh, oh, I see! I think I found a spot.

Here, you can help me get to it better...

Well... entertaining myself in the jacuzzi first, then I'll go into the sauna to relax and then back in the jacuzzi again and keep going in that sort a pattern but Im taking it nice and slow, savouring every moment... then Ill come out nice and refreshed...

Just be sure to clean up after yourself...

*ignores the DoKtor and CL, :wavey: at Chaz, snuggles closer to DrUrb and gets comfy*

*Picks up the remote control, turns on the Green Bay Packer vs Seattle Seahwaks football game, takes a sip of the beer Southern Belle hands him, and hands her more chocolate..this time with nuts.*

"I may never leave this couch, you know?"



"My sentiments, exactly... "

*cheers as Pat's make a touchdown*

"Go Pats.....":cheerleader:

*winking at DrUrb*

"Tell me you are NOT a Green Bay fan....." :5:

The End. *Click Here to play again"....

Well... entertaining myself in the jacuzzi first, then I'll go into the sauna to relax and then back in the jacuzzi again and keep going in that sort a pattern but Im taking it nice and slow, savouring every moment... then Ill come out nice and refreshed...

*Walks to teh fridge to grab some more refreshments. He makes his way over to the jacuzzi and hands Porochaz an ice cold beer.*

My doktor, I need deep therapy!

Comingk, touch therapy iz recommended, as well as the primal scream...

Dr. E-Flat: "I didn't know we were open weekends? *g*

*He places two more beers on the counter near the therapist table for CrazyLatin007 and ebdim9th...seeing that Dr. E-Flat has things quite well in hand, so to speak.

*ignores the DoKtor and CL, :wavey: at Chaz, snuggles closer to DrUrb and gets comfy*

"My sentiments, exactly... "

*cheers as Pat's make a touchdown*

"Go Pats.....":cheerleader:

*winking at DrUrb*

"Tell me you are NOT a Green Bay fan....." :5:

*He returns to the sofa and snuggles up next to Southern Belle.*

"Yeah, I am a Green Bay fan and since San Diego beat Indianapolis, I am routing for them to play the Packers in the super bowl...But you can route for whoever you want, especially in the cute little outfit."

*He winks back and turns on the Dallas vs New York game.*

*He winks back and turns on the Dallas vs New York game.*

*looks around...* :shock:

"This place sure got crowded...."

*takes remote and turns down sound, picks up veils and looks at DrUrb*

"It's half-time...." :5:

*looks around...* :shock:

"This place sure got crowded...."

*takes remote and turns down sound, picks up veils and looks at DrUrb*

"It's half-time...." :5:

*Waves his hand and leans back on the sofa*

"By all means my Dear, please dance...this wil be much better then Aerosmith thats for sure."

*Waves his hand and leans back on the sofa*

"By all means my Dear, please...this wil be much better then Aerosmith thats for sure."

*rolls eyes....better than Aerosmith....geeze...*

*rolls hips slowly, left, right....forward, back...*

*removes veils...one after one, letting them drop...lifts hands slowly....*

*leans over DrU and lets ruby red veil caress his cheek and neck and chest and...* :5:

*rolls eyes....better than Aerosmith....geeze...*

*rolls hips slowly, left, right....forward, back...*

*removes veils...one after one, letting them drop...lifts hands slowly....*

*leans over DrU and lets ruby red veil caress his cheek and neck and chest and...* :5:

*He leans back even farther on the sofa completely mesmorized by the hypnotic and rythmic movements of the Enchantress...He watches her remove another veil revealing her soft, clear, milky skin. The veil softly brushes his cheek, his neck, then chest sending him drifting deeper into a trance as he watches the beauty continue to dance...until, suddenly he notices out of the corner of his eye.*

"woohoo, touchdown GIANTS!"

*The words escape his mouth before the thought even enters his brain. He hangs his head then innocently looks up at her careful to avoid eye contact...*

"Umm, half-times over...Did you see the touchdown sweets?"

*He gulps and smiles, remembering the golden rule. First thinking, then speaking*

Get a room! :biggrin:

That's what this one is for. That and deep tissue touch therapy of the exploratory sort...

hokay... has this suddenly turned into an RPG? Im starting to get worried... all I was doing was having a little fun in the pool and thats going on behind me...

Oh there's plenty of 'role playing' going on... nurse uniforms, leather Xena outfits, belly-dancer veils, and playing Doctor... even therapists 'play doctor'...

Hmmm... maybe I should take my superhero outfit down here sometime... Im sure theres some damsels in distress somewhere...

*He leans back even farther on the sofa completely mesmorized by the hypnotic and rythmic movements of the Enchantress...He watches her remove another veil revealing her soft, clear, milky skin. The veil softly brushes his cheek, his neck, then chest sending him drifting deeper into a trance as he watches the beauty continue to dance...until, suddenly he notices out of the corner of his eye.*

"woohoo, touchdown GIANTS!"

*is stirred from semi-trance and looks at screen, still holding last veil...*

"Hot Damn!!!"

*"Umm, half-times over...Did you see the touchdown sweets?"

*tosses veils on floor, hurriedly pulls on NY Giants t-shirt over skimpy harem costume and pulls long blonde tresses up in a pony tail. Grabs beer, plops down beside DrU on the couch and hip buts him right off on the floor....*

"....what'd I miss?"







*He gulps and smiles, remembering the golden rule. First thinking, then speaking*[/quote]

Get a room! :biggrin:

Okay, if we can find one with a big screen tv like the one in the Basement..however this is more fun. j/k, lol

Oh there's plenty of 'role playing' going on... nurse uniforms, leather Xena outfits, belly-dancer veils, and playing Doctor... even therapists 'play doctor'...

..and don't forget cops and robbers. ;)

Hmmm... maybe I should take my superhero outfit down here sometime... Im sure theres some damsels in distress somewhere...

I imagine if it is one that requires "tight" tights, the damsels will be distressing just to get your attention Mate.

*is stirred from semi-trance and looks at screen, still holding last veil...*

"Hot Damn!!!"

*Wipes the sweat from his brow*

"thats an understatement" *g*

*tosses veils on floor, hurriedly pulls on NY Giants t-shirt over skimpy harem costume and pulls long blonde tresses up in a pony tail. Grabs beer, plops down beside DrU on the couch and hip buts him right off on the floor....*

"....what'd I miss?"

*Gets knocked to the floor smack on his bum.*

"ouch"

*Stands back up and sits down on the couch next to Southern Belle then grabs a sip of his beer.*

"Well New York scored and ended up beating Dallas and will now face Green Bay in the NFC championship game next weekend and San Diego will play New England for the AFC championship."

Hey... it looks like someone's having a birthday!

Happy Birthday Porochaz!!
:HOBirthdaycake13arm

In my best Marilyn Monroe Imitation:

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Porochaz
Happy Birthday to you!!

Feliz cumpleaños, handsome!

*Walks into the Basement and drops of some Dharma beer and a cake*

Happy Birthday Porochaz

:birthday:

Lol Thanks Guys!!!

Happy Belated Birthday Porachaz!!!, sorry i missed the party. The cake isn't stale, looks like, the way its still bouncing up and down with all its candles still lit...

Well, this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/41161198@N00/2232284782/)was a big success over at the Elders thread, so I thought we should make it the official footwear of the Basement's Ladies.

Well, this (http://www.flickr.com/photos/41161198@N00/2232284782/)was a big success over at the Elders thread, so I thought we should make it the official footwear of the Basement's Ladies.

sweeeeeeeet :drool:

I'm fine with that...

(Miss Fuselage 2008 is up...)

Thanks Eb

I second that - metal spiked boots have so many possibilities..

Someone should nominate CL... She's got the outfits, the smarts, the looks.. The whole Miss Fuselage package

:shesaid:

Can females nominate females?

CL...would be a sure thing. :5:

OMG, you guys are kidding, right? I've never been Miss anything in my whole life. Too short :biggrin:

But I do have a tiara....

Errrrm.. I don't think these guys care about height...

I hereby nominate CL!! (can I do that?)

Well seriously... no you cant nominate anyone, it has to be up to the lady to nominate themselves to take part

Non-seriously, Im putting all 3 of you down...

You're putting us down, Porochaz? Do you mean you're insulting us? hee hee

Seriously - putting us down for what?

Well seriously... no you cant nominate anyone, it has to be up to the lady to nominate themselves to take part

Non-seriously, Im putting all 3 of you down...

:butbut: CL's already got the tiara and the high-heeled spiked boots...I'm sitting this one out...:biggrin:

on the list... honestly ladies of all nationalities and height and the like can enter... it's good banter... geez, didnt expect the basement ladies to be this shy...

We're not shy... we're coquettish.... *bats eyelashes*

:shesaid: :5:

All right, point me to the thread, but if I do this, I better get all the basement votes and all the elder votes. You all have got to campaign for me. I'm not doing it alone.

http://www.thefuselage.com/Threaded/showthread.php?t=87037

Here you go... the men of the basement are free to come and vote... ladies however only get 1 "peoples choice" vote and thats if they enter...

CL - you've got my vote!

I'm a good campaigner (ask BD)... Knut and I will work very hard for you...

All right, since you got me on this mess (Porochaz is FAST!!!), I'm going to ask you to help me write my campaign speeches. The first one is my introduction, what would you say about me to let the people know who I am?

I already PM'd that to you... (we've gotta keep our tactics on the sly.....;) ) Speaking as your PR person, by the time I log in tonight, I'd better be seeing the dog avi replaced with your face.. and some of your other... assets..

If you want to win, you've gotta strut your stuff!

I already PM'd that to you... (we've gotta keep our tactics on the sly.....;) ) Speaking as your PR person, by the time I log in tonight, I'd better be seeing the dog avi replaced with your face.. and some of your other... assets..

If you want to win, you've gotta strut your stuff!

The srever was so busy, they were not allowing avi changes. I finally got to do it today, check it out, tell me what you think. I liked your statement, very much, I'm thinking of attaching links to it too.

Were are the men of the basement? You guys think it's only massages and saunas? I won't do another veil dance unless you boys show up in the polls!!!

CL - the avi's great - perfect!.. And glad you liked my endorsement.. OK, we have to chill with the pissed-off, threatening tone.. :biggrin:

Might I suggest:

:naughty: FREE VEIL DANCES! :naughty:
Vote CrazyLatin for Miss Fuselage '08

CL - the avi's great - perfect!.. And glad you liked my endorsement.. OK, we have to chill with the pissed-off, threatening tone.. :biggrin:

Might I suggest:

:naughty: FREE VEIL DANCES! :naughty:

Vote CrazyLatin for Miss Fuselage '08


And a kiss!

all the better

You should some campaigning in the thread as well... obviously I cant be tempted as I am the host.. nope... no... well, maybe... no

You sure about that, Porochaz...? CL's not above bribery...

Here, let me dance a little bit, Shakira style, for the boys in the basement... How's that?

sigh... no no no no nonononono yes

Here, honey, how do you like my shiny belly-button ring? See how it glitters when I rotate my hips really, really fast?

For some reason I cant see your belly button Crazy Latina, maybe you could shimmy over here a little closer,... a little more... a little more...?

Sorry, her doktorrr! I'm too exhausted from the Miss Fuselage shenannigans!

Its ok, I shall dream and wait, lovely Latina...

*runs in, puts up poster of Johnny Depp (http://www.filmpeek.net/images/johnny-depp-wins-autograph-magazines-best-hollywoo.jpg)*

*runs out giggling*

I thought we had got past that stage...

I saw Sweeney Todd last night! He's all kinds of awesome!

Isnt he though?:71:

*runs in and tapes this (http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/11/matthew_mcconaughey.jpg)to wall*

where are my bongos?? :smoke:

Where are your bongs?:smoke:

I think GB's got them... to make the next batch of brownies..


A sacrifice the basement demanded.

^ :24:

Brownies Comin' Up!!!

If by sacrifice you mean nine hours on the stripper pole... well then I'm all for it! Here, I'll just watch from the therapy couch...

Just making a quick survey down here. Same as always I see. *Tosses boa to Ame*

I like the way the stripper pole shined up.

Perdue~~ you never know, the next place Jacob's cabin ends up could be here....

I was wondering what that line of ash was for.

Just making a quick survey down here. Same as always I see. *Tosses boa to Ame*

I like the way the stripper pole shined up.*grabs boa* Thanks Perdue - I worked hard on that pole to get it all shined up...
100%
I was wondering what that line of ash was for.So that's why they can't find the cabin...

The Cabin was missing a stripper pole, so it was drawn here by the power of Feng Shui....

Or maybe it was just the raw, unbridled animal electromagnetism that we ladies of the basement have... rowr....

Nahh... Jacob was drawn to the stripper pole..

Personally I dont want to see Jacob on the stripper pole... no offence Jacob but I would rather see some of the lovely ladies have a spin on it...

Have to agree there... especially to the tune of guitar-based erotica...

Guitar-based erotica? What the heck are you talking about E-flat? ;)

Which reminds me... This one time...... at guitar camp....

Take me to guitar camp... please?

Don't fret, E-flat.. You can go too... It's just over the bridge.. But you have to know the right pickup line..

Line in or line out?

Can't we have both, in and out?

And power up, too...

Acoustic and electric....

Acoustic and electric, CL? Very eclectic.. ;)

Try the line in, E.. No wait, line out might work better.. OK, try line in again.. On second thought...

Try them both with electric....

Stroking and strumming the hollowbody with the active pickup in the soundhole while taking the line in, line out, line in, line out... very electric...

Gotta love a man who aims to please!

Vibrations in the soundhole are always sure to please...

Must. Re awaken. The. Basement... rise, Rise, RISE!!!!!!!!:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: In the name of all thats Horne... uh... Holy, Rise!!:kiss: - of life

I think we might need some chicken blood, Eb. Black candles, hair and nail clippings from members....

My members are ready Chica...

*DrU makes his way through the basement carrying a case of Dharma beer and places it in the Fridge. He removes one and takes a seat on the couch. He flips on the TV and leans back to enjoy the X-Files.*

*bounds through the basement, double back-flips, and lands on the couch next to Dr.U, to join in the X-Files-ey goodness*

Man, that was one crazy-long X Files episode... So, is someone going to go on a beer run? There should have been another drop by now, right?

Rushes in with a case of cold Dharma beer and pizzas. Rushes back out tto let the boys strum.

*tiptoes in and leaves special brownies*

*drops off a loaf of freshly baked bread...;) ... grabs a brownie..*

>>>MarineOne... you have the perfect name for teh Basement...



~~goddessblue... i glanced at your text under your name and i thought it said 'let the shower begin'...


ame and wanders... stay for a Pirates of teh Caribbean marathon, maybe?

Depp marathon? don't have to twist my arm, E-flat..



Looks like someone's having a birthday today.....

Happy Birthday gus
:HOBirthdaycake13arm
In honor of your birthday, here's one of the 700 Hobo names for you - from one Hodgman fan to another... # 602:Amesy Squirrelstomper, the Chipmunk Preferrer.. Have a good one ;)

Looks round the corner... has this place turned into a mens place again? or is there still some leather boots and feather boas lying aound?

Looks round the corner... has this place turned into a mens place again? or is there still some leather boots and feather boas lying aound?


Now who do you think cleans up and restocks?:biggrin:

Now who do you think cleans up and restocks?:biggrin:

Elves?

I know I haven't done any of those things... My veils are still sround here somewhere

i'm thinking a Girls Gone Wild marathon is better suited for what the basement was originally intended :renske:

maybe some of the fine ladies of da basement will feel like reenacting some of the scenes......i've always enjoyed the shower scenes :)

Elves?

I know I haven't done any of those things... My veils are still sround here somewhere

On no now you said it THEY WON'T COME BACK. We will end up doing it

Points to pile of silken scarves for CL

Given that I provided the entertainment, I think you boys should pick up.

Wash the veils too, I can't do another show with those filthy things

*Beckons CL to the shower where the veils will be washed up* "Um, could you show me how to wash these right?"

Is it spring cleaning time here? CL's washing her scarves.. I'll send my outfits to the cleaners...
Maid....check.
Nurse.....check.
Cowgirl .....check.
Genie....... Genie........

WHO STOLE MY GENIE OUTFIT??? I'm thinking a Girls Gone Wild marathon is better suited for what the basement was originally intended :renske:I'm thinking there were hidden film crews here filming the next installments of GGW... ;) Fess up, JWB....

They did. The next GGW video is going to be called "When You Wish Upon A Bone"...

Where's my christmas fur bikini?

Where's my christmas fur bikini?

It was right besdie my leather outfit last time I saw.

Now where did I put that whip?:naughty: :whip:

CL, I haven't seen it..

My vinyl thigh boots are gone too... I think we have a Basement Bandit... :shuriken:

I wouldnt say it was me, but I could swear I saw Herr Doktor sneaking furtively out of here with an indistinct bundle in his arms a few days ago...

Although its possible CL's fur bikini may be in the shower, waiting to be washed, if she can show me how to wash fur properly...

i've always enjoyed the shower scenes :)

I cant say I disagree with you there...

Eb, fur is taken to the dry cleaners, you should never attempt to clean it at home my dear.

Okie dokay, never mind then...

*Herr Doktor bursts in* "Fine. If yoouu vill not take carre of de lady's drycleaning, I vill!"
*then makes his way out again with the laundry load* (apparently chivalry ain't dead in the basement)

Automerge *bling!!*:biggrin:

Aaawwwww, isn't that sweet of the good old doctor? You let me know when you're done with those so I can wear them again, ok?

Aaawwwww, isn't that sweet of the good old doctor? You let me know when you're done with those so I can wear them again, ok?

in the meantime, CL,
feel free to walk around wearing as little as possible
please
:biggrin:

ps......that most definitely applies to all you fine ladies :wink3:

*strolls around the basement in all nekkidity*

*While Herr Doktor takes his time, E-flat relaxes in the Basement shower, wonderin' what nekkid company in there with him might be like...*


*suddenly Kara Thrace, sans uniform steps through the steam with him, "Well, Starbuck, I didnt think you guys would find the earth so quickly..." "You don't have a problem with that, do you?" "Oooohhh noooooo"*:eek2: :biggrin: :kiss:

*strolls around the basement in all nekkidity*

that's just wicked cool.

Thank You.

So why do they call you 'thumper'?

Wow...forgot what this place looked like....

Hey, Hot Action Cop! Where ya been?

BURP!!! Sorry... Pizza? Im sure we can get some entertainent in here...

Ze doktor iz in *hic* ze bot- tle....

*Sits up and allows the layer of rubbish and dust to fall off...

Woah... what happened... oh sore head... where have the cleaners gone... where has everyone else gone... I guess Ill phone the cleaners and just slowly walk out of the room until they are round...

nevermind

*pounces on Porochaz and chews hair. Therapeutically.*

ummmmm....errrrrrrrr...... :ermm:

not that there's anything wrong with that
but
:uhh:

Hey, Hot Action Cop! Where ya been?

Leaping fences, tackling and tazing people, driving fast, wondering why people can't get along...OYE!!!!!

Leaping fences, tackling and tazing people, driving fast, wondering why people can't get along...OYE!!!!!


If you ever figure that one out I'd be very interested in the answer!!! Sometimes family are the worst offenders!

You don't have to tell me that one..:) Check out Phoenix news and search for birthday party/gang fight that happened yesterday...nice.

Im not sure if Im getting ahead massage or my heads being used as a starter... erm... I know Ive got lovely hair but if you could refrain from chewing on it, it would be nice!

Are you guys giving head massages to each other again??

I'm locking up the liquor cabinet...

I'm locking up the liquor cabinet...

lock me in with the liquor, please :biggrin:

lock me in with the liquor, please :biggrin:
Your wish is my command..

Right between the Johnny W. Red & Johnny W. Black..

Gracias, Senorita :biggrin:

*leaves some fresh bagels and cream cheese on the bar* :wink1: