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Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:40 PM
I was putting away the dishes and I cut my finger open! wat should i do? LOL!

*i am not jokin!!*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:41 PM
it wont stop bleeding and i am applying pressure! ack!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:42 PM
it hurts....hutrs a bit....owwie
ack! blood everywhere!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:42 PM
it is a very deep cut 2

Armenian_Jedi
03-14-2005, 04:43 PM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:43 PM
do i have 2 take a picture??? gawd people! HELP ME!

Tomokato
03-14-2005, 04:43 PM
Well first you need to go out and buy a new keyboard.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:44 PM
WOT???

SpaceWrangler
03-14-2005, 04:45 PM
Stop Drop and Roll?

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:45 PM
I dont know wot u mean...i am typing with one hand cause my other 1 is BLEEDING!

Tomokato
03-14-2005, 04:46 PM
Well you have obviously bleed all over the one you are using now if you are posting here. :P

SpaceWrangler
03-14-2005, 04:48 PM
Get Kate to stitch it for you? What color thread?

BurningStar4
03-14-2005, 04:49 PM
OPHELIA! I did this to myself......run in the bathroom, find Hydrogen Peroxide, just keep pouring it over your finger, and find bandaids, and seriously put about 10 around your finger as tight as you can......when your finger turns purple THAT IS A GOOD THING....leave it on for like 5-10 minutes, and take it off, if its still bleeding just do that same process over and over til it stops...it worked for me, and I had sliced my finger open with those really sharp knives and it went like half way through my finger it seemed.

Tomokato
03-14-2005, 04:50 PM
Cuts
Most cuts are minor, and can easily be cared for at home by cleaning the cut with soap and water and then pressing on it with a clean cloth to stop any bleeding. Then, follow with a bandage if necessary.

Seek medical help if:

* You have problems with movement or sensation after the injury.
* The bleeding doesn't stop within five minutes, even after applying steady pressure.
* You see signs of infection, including swelling, redness, a bad smell or oozing.


or find a hungry vampire

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:52 PM
UM, IT HAPPENED LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND I AM STILL BLEEDING PRETTY BAD
IT WAS A SHARP SHARP KNIFE, LIKE TO CUT CHICKEN?
i've been cut badly before. i almost needed stitches but this is worse, i think

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:55 PM
thank u bs, but i have no idea where my parents keep the peroxide!!!! :o

i am screwed arent i? poo!

SpaceWrangler
03-14-2005, 04:56 PM
Seriously, I would run it under cold water then *hold a bandage on it tight. *Give in another 5-10 minutes and if it is still bleeding, You probably need to get it looked at.

Tomokato
03-14-2005, 04:56 PM
http://www.luds.net/galeries/Dr%20Riviera.gif

Might be time for a doctor.

BurningStar4
03-14-2005, 04:56 PM
Ophelia trust me, I cut myself on a knife that could cut through BONE.

Just wrap those bandaids around really tight, seriously like 10 of them....it will cut off the circulation and clot the bleeding, and your finger will heal in about 2 weeks, mine healed fine i Don't even have a scar

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 04:58 PM
thanks! ;D i am such a baby about these things! :laugh:

BurningStar4
03-14-2005, 04:59 PM
It's okay Ophelia, the first thing I did was run to the internet and was messaging one of my friends WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?! and then I got completely paranoid cause the bleeding would not stop for like 10 minutes and my finger felt really limp like, I thought I was going to lose my finger :lol2:

Snabbygail
03-14-2005, 05:00 PM
Ophelia! *You got hurt? *I'm so sorry. *Is it still bleeding? *Did you wrap it up and apply pressure on it. *Hold it up....like above your heart. *If it doesn't stop bleeding you might have to get stiches. *Bummer. *

chocy bickie
03-14-2005, 05:01 PM
Ouch I hope you are ok Ophelia.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 05:02 PM
LOL, yeah, the first thing I did was make this thread!!!

my friend called and was like,"u want to go out to eat?" and I was like,"i cut my finger, i can't!"

SpaceWrangler
03-14-2005, 05:06 PM
Just don't let it scare you. When I used to work on job sites I would see some pretty bad cut to fingers out in the middle of no where. Some tape and a paper towel for a bandage and they were good to go. That first look at it and trying to stop the bleeding can be scary for anyone.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 05:06 PM
blooooooood *gah* ick

Snabbygail
03-14-2005, 05:08 PM
It's still bleeding? You better not be using that hand to type. Apply some pressure and keep it up. I'm such a mother. I wish I was there to help you.

diabolo237
03-14-2005, 05:15 PM
O, keep a lot of pressure on it til it stops. If it doesnt stop in 20 minutes you might need a few stitches, but for heavens sake, STOP TYPING WITH IT!!! It will never stop if you keep using it

Snabbygail
03-14-2005, 05:16 PM
Promise me you'll go get some help if it doesn't stop bleeding? *It's time for me to go home. *Don't make me sign back on when I get home to check if you're alright. *LOL. *

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 05:21 PM
I've got some bandaids on it. I think i am going to LIVE!!! YAY! :lol2:

:jump: :jump:

Danny
03-14-2005, 05:53 PM
YAY!! poor Ophelia.. i was gonna make a crack about this one too but then i actually started feeling sick to my stomach.. thx Tomokato!!!! :P

Now that you are better.....


Hahahah you cut your finger on dishes!?!?! *realizes you were serious* Oh geesh!

I would still suggest getting it looked at. I had a minor cut to the head but i still needed 4 stitches. :-\

Charlie
03-14-2005, 05:56 PM
This proves, once again, that the Fuselage is a very "happenin'" place. Thank you, Ophelia. :angel:

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 06:53 PM
WOW 3 pages too....crazy... :lol2:

Varda
03-14-2005, 06:55 PM
*gives Sillio CPR*

WhiteSapphire
03-14-2005, 06:57 PM
I have a nasty scar on my middle finger from where I cut it with a knife while doing the dishes once. There was blood everywhere, but I wrapped it up and went to try on bridesmaid dresses. Hmm . . .

It makes my finger look lumpy. Want to see? *flips off everyone* Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to . . .

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:01 PM
my ear was bleeding in math class...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:11 PM
Yeah I cut my finger before, when I was working at Dairy Queen. I cut it opening a can of peanut butter. (!!) I could see my muscles and stuff cause they popped out! It was cool until I still had to work cause I was the only one there. I had to wait an hour for this stupid girl to come, all the while me having to work with my bloody finger all cut up! I gave her a dirty look as I left though cause I knew she came in late on purpose. I almost had to get stitches but I talked the doctor outta it. ;)

Yeah, weird. Everyone must really LURVE me! Thanks guys! Thanks for being there in my tragedy!

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 07:13 PM
We lurves ya! ;D

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:16 PM
ooo, my friend Luke did a couple of flips in English class back in December, went a bit to the side and landed on a desk, cutting his leg so you could see the bone.... that was awesome!

i once broke my thumb. i didnt do anything about it for a day or so, and when it started healing there was a cool Eye of Sauron on my knuckle. it went bye-bye though. stupi healing skin...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:19 PM
eye of sauron?!?! dont look at it!

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:20 PM
i did! and i think i scared it away... stupid eye

Mac
03-14-2005, 07:32 PM
Happy Commonwealth Day everybody!

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 07:33 PM
What is commonwealth day? ???

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:34 PM
I have no idea..... Mac needs some serious help.....

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 07:35 PM
But Mac goes well with cheese....

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:37 PM
Yea, I guess so. Lifesource keeps stalking me...

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 07:40 PM
Who's lifesource? ???

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:41 PM
a place where you donate blood... I really think they are harboring vampires there, they call for my mom or my brother almost every day

Danny
03-14-2005, 07:53 PM
LOL Varda... i know what you mean! as soon as you give blood they hound you all the time!!!

I"m guessing Mac is from somewhere in the UK... i still don't know what Commonwealth day is tho :P

Oh guys.... i'd never make a great doctor.... *barfs after stories*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:54 PM
Locke scared of blood? Hmm. Ironic!

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:57 PM
actually Mac is from... oh wait, I shouldn't give out her address. But Chicago, like me. She's highly disturbed though....

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:58 PM
*slam*
*slam*
*slam*

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Varda
03-14-2005, 08:01 PM
oh great... Niv here and Mac on phone... the fangirls are attacking!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:06 PM
tell Niv she doesn't exist ;D

theG
03-14-2005, 08:09 PM
I cut my finger last week, as we all know.* I had a pretty heart-shaped band-aid *dreamy sigh*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:10 PM
I only found Star Wars bandaids and they were all kid size...why aren't there character bandaids in adult sizes? Thats ageist!

theG
03-14-2005, 08:13 PM
I would have just put all the band-aids on my entire hand instead.* I lurve band-aids.* I have one on my shoe.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:14 PM
O...O
* *o
wWw

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
I would have just put all the band-aids on my entire hand instead.* I lurve band-aids.* I have one on my shoe.

I have mud on my shoe, does that count?

Ophelia, I'm sorry about your finger.

theG
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
That kind of looks like a girl in a coconut bra and a grass skirt...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:16 PM
>OO<
Y

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:16 PM
That kind of looks like a girl in a coconut bra and a grass skirt...
*blinks* You're right.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:17 PM
Gah, my art is never appreciated...
*stomps off*
*slam*
*passes out*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:17 PM
>OO<
* * Y


That looks like Puff the Magic Dragon. *I think I know why you're in a drug-induced coma, Ophelia.

Danny
03-14-2005, 08:18 PM
Yup, it does :P *I would know ;)

Well i'm not squeemish of blood, i'm squeemish of innerds! such as um.... muscle tissue lol

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:18 PM
That looks like Puff the Magic Dragon. *I think I know why you're in a drug-induced coma, Ophelia.

Maybe it's also why I'm on a drug induced vision quest...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:19 PM
Drugs?!? We ain't gots no drugs?!?!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:21 PM
Drugs?!? We ain't gots no drugs?!?!

*hides stash*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:23 PM
Dom stop pointing at me....I mean it, stop that!

*attacks picture on wall*
*knocks self out*
*ZzZzZzZz*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:24 PM
*runs away with Dom*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:25 PM
*wakes up*
Dom?
Dom?!
DOM!!!!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:26 PM
*watches as Ophelia chases after Dom*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:28 PM
*running down the street in her undies*

DOM! COME BACK! I MADE YOU PIE!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:33 PM
*steals the pie and eats it*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:34 PM
But it was American Pie! :o

ocean_fire
03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bakes a spongecake* *sets it on a table* *hides in a bush and watches the action*

islandchica
03-14-2005, 08:43 PM
Thanks, Ophelia, now I'm afraid to do the dishes........ :lol2:

I hope your finger gets better!!!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:44 PM
Just stay away from knives pointing upwards and you will be JUST FINE!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:44 PM
Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bakes a spongecake* *sets it on a table* *hides in a bush and watches the action*

*steals and eats the spongecake*

ocean_fire
03-14-2005, 08:45 PM
*makes another one* *places it in an obstacle course*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:51 PM
*goes through the maze*
*runs into invisible wall*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:51 PM
*is not a mouse*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:53 PM
*smells cheese*
*mistakes Nicholee for cheese*
*bites her arm*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:53 PM
ow...*is in pain*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:59 PM
*takes a left and sees a big fat mouse*
*they have a showdown*

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:09 PM
*listens to the Killers to make Jes proud*
*remembers she has to do the dishes*
*sighs*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:31 PM
I bought my family pizza tonight because I cut my finger and didn't do my chores :lol2: They love me again now

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:43 PM
thats not a knife.... thats a spoon

WhiteSapphire
03-14-2005, 09:44 PM
*pokes with wooden spoon*

theG
03-14-2005, 09:45 PM
I was leaving United Skates of America when some guy came up to me and stole my orange wheels! :o

I threw a knife at him. It was like "bing-ping".

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:47 PM
*eats orange wheels*

WhiteSapphire
03-14-2005, 09:49 PM
*steals orange wheels and finishes eating them*

theG
03-14-2005, 09:53 PM
*eats purple, red, yellow, and silver Skittles*

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:55 PM
*takes skittles and throws them at people's eyes*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:55 PM
*eats the ones in her eyes*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:56 PM
*eats pink Skittles*

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:00 PM
today in biology Frank was stupid and informed me that when you put salt on someonwe and then ice on top it burns them.... i should test that out

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 10:01 PM
today in biology Frank was stupid and informed me that when you put salt on someonwe and then ice on top it burns them.... i should test that out

Yea and often times people do it to themselves instead of cutting.

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:07 PM
yea.... *reminds self not to let certain friends learn of it*

theG
03-14-2005, 10:08 PM
You should sing them the self-esteem song, Varda.

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:12 PM
No, its more than that, their problem deals with the death of a best friend so...

headphones and trains do not mix!

theG
03-14-2005, 10:14 PM
Oh...then I would sing them the song "Courage and Pluck", even though we never actually learned that song in the Angel episode "Smile Time".

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:18 PM
ok, ill remember that

theG
03-14-2005, 10:20 PM
It basically just goes "Courage and pluck, courage and pluck..."

It helps if you do a little dance with it.* It works with my friends.

Faking a seizure in the middle of class works well too.

BurningStar4
03-15-2005, 01:13 AM
Ophelia, how's the finger :D

Hiram
03-15-2005, 03:06 AM
Getting back to the emergency at hand! . . . I love it when I make a spontaneous pun . . . ah emergency yeah . . .
Ophelia, here's what you do . . . you must pay very close attention to these directions or you could turn this into
a much more serious problem!
In order to stop the bleeding at the place where the knife penetrated your finger, what you MUST do
is wrap that sight with some cloth, band-aid anything that will completely cover the wound. This is CRITICAL!
Then take the knife that you originally cut yourself with, and sever your finger completely above,I repeat ABOVE,
PROXIMAL to the original wound! This will stop the original wound from bleeding.
I guarantee that this method works every time!

No thanks are needed. Your wellness is my reward!

:angel:

Snabbygail
03-15-2005, 09:55 AM
I'm glad you're still alive Ophelia and didn't bleed to death. That would have been a tragedy.

WS- I smashed my middle finger in a heavy metal door once. I enjoyed flipping everyone off. Hee hee. If you have to get stitches in a finger I would always choose the middle one.

CapnHuFlungDu
03-15-2005, 10:44 AM
I agree with Hiram! ;) hehe So I just looked at it on your lj Ophelia, glad you took a pic! And if my computer will stop booting me off the net I will sign some of your petitions.

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 10:49 AM
LOL, you guys rock. Thank you all so much. I am a baby but I am proud of that fact. HIRAM! You naughty little bugger! If your efforts were to get me to lose my finger and henceforth no longer be one of the highest posters here then you are in danger of getting beat up! I will send saucy Bri after you and she will bring her swords!

Hiram
03-15-2005, 02:04 PM
Now Ophelia you are sounding more and more paranoid!* Your white count must be low.
Better get that checked out!

You know I got nuthin' but the love for ya'!* Give me your hand.* I'll kiss it and make it all better!
Don't wipe off the blood though, I have a bit of the vampire in me! But you knew that didn't you
Ophelia.

:angel: