How the heck do you guys do it?, I spend ridiculous amounts of time on here, and I'm still at less than 200, you're all my idols

Spamming is not something to idolize. :laugh:

Honestly, I spend all of my weekends here (I don't have a life and we usually get snowed in!) but thank you. It's nice to know that I'm an idol of someone's (although I don't want to be an American Idol) :lol2:

No lie! I'm on here a lot too and I just got over 500! It will take me 5 yrs to get over a thousand I think. :lol2:

Some have perfected the art of taking thread off-topic. *::)

Me? I'm just bored and want people to talk to. baner, you come up with awesome theories. I usually read, nod, and say 'wow,' but then I can't think of any more intelligent response, so I come back to Chit Chat and poke people. *:laugh:

Feel free to join us!

Some have perfected the art of taking thread off-topic. ::)

Varda, theG, BurningStar4 and I are the MASTERS!!! :lol2:

:lol2:

Varda, theG, BurningStar4 and I are the MASTERS!!! :lol2:


'Tis true. I don't have the fortitude. I get caught reading the titles of the threads and trying to suggest on-topic material. Silly me! :lol:

Thank you! I have a life, though its named the Fuselage, so....
I'm a compulsive poster, and as my friend Luke described me today, I'm 'barbarically random', so I just cant help evolving the conversation so its about candy canes when we started at lollypops. Wait a tic...

You've named your life?

Yea, it used to be named just LotR. but then it made its confirmation and got the name Lost. and then it got married and got the last name of the Fuselage. it has a daughter named Pepsi and a son named MNI.

RIGHT.

See, baner, we can talk about just about anything! :laugh:

I think she might be pregnant... hmmm.....

Who? You're life? Or me? You'd better not be talking about me . . .

No, I was talking about Claire.... I thought she was just getting fat but this says otherwise...

I still haven't found out who the Muffin Man is...

he lives on Drudy Lane! he knoed everyone! I can't believe you don't know him...

Is he the one who knocked up claire? :o

you know, it is possible!

we need to do a blood test!

Oh my..let us know how it turns out. ;)

I still haven't found out who the Muffin Man is...

It's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *laughs maniacly* :lol2:

i will. we may see when the baby is born.... might have muffins for ears... feel bad, will be called 'earmuffs' for his whole life

Varda, theG, BurningStar4 and I are the MASTERS!!! :lol2:


AND ME! *frowns* *stomps**slams door**slam**slam*

Sillio... no longer #1....

I know - pooey crumbcakes it is precioussss...they stole it from us....trisky little hobbitses..... >:(

Wow, I post, go away to class, come back and there's already 2 pages.....I guess that sorta answers my original question in a way.

O, I was wondering why you got no mention in that comment (no offence if that may sound bad)

Oh, yeah, I get no respect around here....they are all evil, I tell you, EVIL I SAY!
*runs amok*

*eats the muffin man with a side of Mally eyes*

Po-tay-toe ;)

boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. *loops*

*hides from Ophelia* I always thought you were the sensible of us, Ophelia! :lol2:

sense and sensilbility my dear are 2 different things!

Okay. I must add Ophelia to the list! ::)

Now the masters of the hijackers are---

Varda, theG, BurningStar4, OPHELIA and me ::) :lol2:

I chat about myself.* I try not to hijack threads--it just happens.

Okay. I must add Ophelia to the list!* ::)

Now the masters of the hijackers are---

Varda, theG, BurningStar4, OPHELIA and me* ::) :lol2:

I do believe that I will be on that list some day...

Mally, you lie.

Is theG Mally?

Yes.* I am Mally. My nickname (because my realy name sucks) has been revealed.

If you're a Browncoat/Flan, call me Mal, though.* Most people call me that and it's cool if you understand the reference.

YES!
She has been unmasked!
She is a Mally and she KNOWS IT!

O.C.S.P.D. disorder


Obssessive Can't Stop Posting Disorder ;)

I'm still going to wear the mask, though. *I lurve the sequins *:wub:

Bet no one knows me name.... ;D

Yes.* I am Mally.* My nickname (because my realy name sucks) has been revealed.

If you're a Browncoat/Flan, call me Mal, though.* Most people call me that and it's cool if you understand the reference.

I thought it was Flans/Turncoats. :-\

No, Nicholee *hangs head in shame*

No one in RL actually knows my real name.* I would explain it, but I don't feel like it.

Ok ok its Rumpelstiltskin...me mum hated me

No, Nicholee *hangs head in shame*

No one in RL actually knows my real name.* I would explain it, but I don't feel like it.

Is it Zebmooglawoonya?

OMG! theG, are you Malinalda? Tree of Gold? Man, that was not cool when you threw me off! I landed on a lit candle! I could have been burned alive, broken my neck, or worse! Stupid huorn...

Or are you Mal? Dude, I thought I just made you up..... I mean really, I'm being honest for once, Mac and I made Mal, Jose, and Gisepo up, and Frank was invited by me Tara and Joe. But Mal... real? This is too much for me to handle...

Err...if it's too much for you to handle...

It's still snowing...

:fear3: I am scared of my own shadow
course it did try to eat me one night when I was trying to sleep

Don't look now the sky is falling

:fear3: I am scared of my own shadow
course it did try to eat me one night when I was trying to sleep


No, that was Yoda!

Yoda: Me it wasn't
Me: Well, where were you last night! I was waiting for you to come and bug me but you didn't come!
Yoda: I....Uhhh...
Me: *slams imaginary table* Admit it!!!
Yoda: *turns evil* Me it was, yes! Canibalize I love to do!! Ha ha ha ha mwah!!!

No, that was Yoda!

Yoda: Me it wasn't
Me: Well, where were you last night! I was waiting for you to come and bug me but you didn't come!
Yoda: I....Uhhh...
Me: *slams imaginary table* Admit it!!!
Yoda: *turns evil* Me it was, yes! Canibalize I love to do!!* Ha ha ha ha mwah!!!

YODA?! OMG BAN PLZ~!

Yoda: Ban me you won't! Banning invincible to me!!! The dark side I have turned to!
Me: *throws Yoda in the closet where Dom is hiding* Go bother him, I'm sure you'll have a fabulous time together. *realizes what she has done* Get back here you annoying little
Yoda: Your mouth you should watch!!!
Dom: Shut it... >:(

lets go bother snape!

I ban Ban...that deodorant smelly

How many times have you changed your avie today, Ophelia?

er, maybe 10 times...why?

Err...Dom wanted me to ask you...

Speaking of icons, look at my new Shayid icon!

It's lovely. My heart is melting into a gooey chocolate chip cookie :wub:

*eats heart*

It's lovely.* My heart is melting into a gooey chocolate chip cookie :wub:

:)
I'm tempted to change it.

To what? I have serious issues with parting with my Ultimate Drew avie.

I've never changed mine. It just wouldn't seem right. :-\ It does seem to be kinda boring though.

To what?* I have serious issues with parting with my Ultimate Drew avie.
Either a different Shayid icon or a Shannon icon.

Okay, Nicholee.* Just checkin'.

I like yours, WS.* It's uniquely you.

I'm gonna change mine to a pick of when i met Jesyca

cooooooooooooool

I think I rather like my lion and tiger eating a zebra avie - but i want an avie of a butterfly and a bag of chips to go with my titles... choices choices :laugh:

Shannon is love.

I haven't changed my avie too much...only 3 times in my 'Lage career.

I haven't changed my avie too much...only 3 times in my 'Lage career.


You mean you get paid for this - I want some of that action :lol2:

I get bored with my avies very quickly

Hmmm...maybe I should get paid. There are many health risks here, it's not even funny. Constant 'Lagers can get arthirtis from typing too much, starve to death from staying at the coputer too long and going blind squinting to see the tiny print on the monitor! :lol2:

I've only changed my avie twice.* I've had my Michael Ian Black "jazz hands" one and my U.D. one.

Yeah, that one jazz hands was brilliant, I lurved it

*curtsies* I lurved it too. I would sit there and watch it instead of posting.

I must see the Micheal Ian Black one! Do you think you could find one of Hal Sparks for me (I'm too lazy)?

I'll try to remember to find one for you, pb101. Try an "I Love the ..." LJ community.

Here's the link. I hope it works: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/little_teapot/b77bced4.gif

Hee hee. That's brilliant!

Good Goddard!* You're using the same words as me, pb101!* My gospel is spreading!

im still in awe of theG's Malness

I'll be sure to thank my mother for naming me my real name instead of Caitlin.

*writes Mal's own dictionary* Any more words you would like me to add?

Wondrous

Goddardly

Err

That's all I got so far* :-\

*jots it down* We should have our own thread for this!

If you want to start a "theG Dictionary" thread or something of that nature, be my guest* ;D

Just did ;) This is a night for making threads!

*claps hands** Oh goody!

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

*claps hands*

Shannon is love.

*claps hands*

Drew Goddard is the wind beneath my wings.

clapping is fun!

Slapping people is fun as well.

*slaps random jerk walking down the street*

*slaps Mally*

Shannon is love.

wait, Shannon is blind! i would never have noticed!

Shannon is not blind, she is love!

So, baner, this is how you get 1000+ posts* ;D

but what about the song 'Love is Blind'? i love that song

but what about the song 'Love is Blind'? i love that song

Well...erm... Shannon is love. :)

Shannon and Sayid
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Second comes marriage
And then comes Sayid and Shannon with a baby carriage

:wub:

Shannon and Sayid
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Second comes marriage
And then comes Sayid and Shannon with a baby carriage

:wub:

That's not all that's not all I saw the baby playing basket ball.

I bet their off-spring could take over the world.

It's rather possible. Just imagine how good looking that kid would be.

I bet that's why Locke was trying to get Shannon and Sayid together-ish again! *quirks eyebrow*

Locke sure is strange...

I think you're on to something there.

Muahaha! I wish I was!

Locke is amazing if he wants Sayid and Shannon together.

As long Shannon doesnt play him, its all good with me

I'm dead serious though, they would have the best looking kid ever.

My eyes would roll out of my head if Shannon used Sayid. That would be so lame of the writers.


I'm dead serious though, they would have the best looking kid ever.


No question.

they should name him Sala.... that just seems like it would fit....

I figure they'd have a girl. Walt's a boy, Claire thinks she's carrying male off-spring...the whole light/dark thing. The Shannon/Sayid off-spring would be the neutral-ness of the situation.

I figure they'd have a girl.* Walt's a boy, Claire thinks she's carrying male off-spring...the whole light/dark thing.* The Shannon/Sayid off-spring would be the neutral-ness of the situation.


Yes, and her name will be Nicholee.

or Nadia....

*cough* Or not Nicholee...

I'm thinking more along the lines of Nadine.

Or you know, Nicholee.

Papa?

who knows, Shannon may be a closeted Tolkien fan and name her Varda... o... or Rosie, especially if its a red head! They need a red head on the island. A red head with blue eyes and a bit darker skin. I met a little girl like that when I went to St. Lucia, she was beautiful!

Rutherford is Scottish. Perhaps Shannon's got some redhead DNA in her genes.

Alot of people do - You could have the red hair gene and not have red hair - in fact that gene has more to do with skin tone than hair colour :angel:

The baby's stats:
Name: Nicholee
Hair color: dark brown
eye color: dark brown

I'm really pulling for a red-headed baby girl from Shannon and Sayid, with bright blue eyes. Oh, and her hair should be curly, from her dad's side.
I'm doing genetics in biology now. homo dom always wakes me up, its short for homozygous dominant, but i always tend to forget that.

*cough*


The baby's stats:
Name: Nicholee
Hair color: dark brown
eye color: dark brown



Shannon is love.

If I'm ever in a fic-makin' mood and there's Sayid/Shannon offspring I will keep this all in mind for you, Varda.

If I'm ever in a fic-makin' mood and there's Sayid/Shannon offspring I will keep this all in mind for you, Varda.

:(

How would it be possible for the child to have red hair and blue eyes though? Sayid has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes, both of which are dominant genes.

There's still that tiny chance that the recessive genes could get through. Both of my parents have black hair, but my hair is red.

im blond, both parents dark brown, same with siblings. it makes it ever better if its just a freak occurance

I posted a rough draft of a Sayid/Shannon challenge in the group ship thread. I may have to dig it up because I can work their world-dominating spawn in.

yay! you know, they could have kids like crazy.... that would be funny if they ever get rescued, all of Shannon's old friends at the country club freaking out over her 12 kids...

*plot bunnies run around*

*jumps up on the table* *makes an X with her fingers*

Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!

or it could be Charlie and Claire who go insane with the kids... or everyone could just keep on mass producing until the entire island is big city...

After one natural birth, I think Shannon might be a little reluctant to have more.*

I'm never going to sleep tonight... :-\

maybe.... I'm going insane with the layout of their first skyscraper, though...

I've got far too many fic ideas. I'm going to write them down and then attempt some sleep.

Goddardly dreams, everyone!

g'nite!

*ponders stuff*

Good morning somewhere!

Good morning somewhere!


It's 4:30 in the morning here in Engy-Land

The sun never sets on the Kingdom that is the fuselage!

I can see this thread has already been hijacked but I'll answer the original question.

Whenever I'm at my comp desk, which is pretty often considering I always have massive amounts of work to do....I come here so I'm not completely bored and it actually helps me concentrate on my work as well.* There's been a few nights though where there's just been some interesting topics/conversations where I have been laughing too hard to pull away from the computer.* Plus, I post in a lot of threads....especially ones dealing with the episodes, lost talk....as well as chit chat and I am in a bunch of group ships, so I'm busy around here ;) And I get to talk about taking over the country as President with my whole party....G, Varda, Peanut, Ophelia, we will rule over you all one day mwahahahah mwahahahah mwahahahah okay I'm done.

Oh yea, plus I've been a member since November...so it's been a while lol

A member since November 17th, Ha I laugh at your youth!* I am an original child of the October revolution born before the TB
was a twinkle in J.J.A.'s eye . . . OK, well maybe not before then but you get my drift!* A member of the original SSCC before
the great wild animal attack which shredded it to pieces. . . . . . ah let's see . . . what was my point . . . oh yeah . . . I post a lot too!
I used to spend a fair amount of time on the games section.* But, we don't talk about that anymore.* I've kicked the habit . . .
no you haven't . . . oh yes I have . . . oh no . . . oh just be quiet! . . . Anyway, I now post a lot welcoming newcomers to the fuselage,
in chi chat, group ships, much the same as BS4 up there.

* Ain't nuthin' to it really!* Of course it would help if I could type with more than four fingers.

:angel:

A member since November 17th, Ha I laugh at your youth! I am an original child of the October revolution born before the TB
was a twinkle in J.J.A.'s eye . . . OK, well maybe not before then but you get my drift! A member of the original SSCC before
the great wild animal attack which shredded it to pieces. . . . . . ah let's see . . . what was my point . . . oh yeah . . . I post a lot too!
I used to spend a fair amount of time on the games section. But, we don't talk about that anymore. I've kicked the habit . . .
no you haven't . . . oh yes I have . . . oh no . . . oh just be quiet! . . . Anyway, I now post a lot welcoming new comers to the fuselage,
in chi chat, group ships, much the same as BS4 up there.

Ain't nuthin' to it really! Of course it would help if I could type with more than four fingers.

:angel:


that seriously cracked me up, Hiram. yeah the good ol' days. :lol2:
and my post count...not much to be impressed with, though i read a lot. just not much with the posting on the TB. ;D

Ladies and well men, it is my most humble pleasure to introduce you to the originator the one
who single-handedly (why do they say single-handedly when people have two hands? ) . . .
the one who single-handedly built the original SSCC, Sawyer's Southern Comfort Clubhouse!

Let's give it up for:

halfrek!

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

I can see this thread has already been hijacked but I'll answer the original question.

Whenever I'm at my comp desk, which is pretty often considering I always have massive amounts of work to do....I come here so I'm not completely bored and it actually helps me concentrate on my work as well. There's been a few nights though where there's just been some interesting topics/conversations where I have been laughing too hard to pull away from the computer. Plus, I post in a lot of threads....especially ones dealing with the episodes, lost talk....as well as chit chat and I am in a bunch of group ships, so I'm busy around here ;) And I get to talk about taking over the country as President with my whole party....G, Varda, Peanut, Ophelia, we will rule over you all one day mwahahahah mwahahahah mwahahahah okay I'm done.

Oh yea, plus I've been a member since November...so it's been a while lol


You sound like my Dad, he only types with 4 fingers....it's sad....very sad. :P It's also sad that I learned how to type extroardinarily well through AOL IM :laugh:

thanks, Hiram. *blushes*


It's also sad that I learned how to type extroardinarily well through AOL IM :laugh:


what? IM programs are NOT a typing skills improvement program? i am shocked. :P
what amazes me is those that type fast with two fingers.

When I was around 10 or so, I got this typing program from my parents, to learn how to type faster...and after trying it once I quit using it because I swear the program talked...and it's like it could see what I was doing. For instance, if I was looking down at the keyboard it would say "stop looking at the keyboard and look at the monitor!" or if I was tying with one hand "use both hands..."....freaked me out so I resorted to AIM :P

I, too, marvel at the folks with all the posts. Especially since the games posts got subtracted.

Templeton

Ladies and well men, it is my most humble pleasure to introduce you to the originator the one
who single-handedly (why do they say single-handedly when people have two hands? ) . . .
the one who single-handedly built the original SSCC, Sawyer's Southern Comfort Clubhouse!

Let's give it up for:

halfrek!

:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:


Good god that's a lot of smileys! YAY FOR TEH HALFREK!

So, baner, this is how you get 1000+ posts ;D


hahahahahhahah ya ok this all answers my question. I would post if I could keep up with the craziness.
Good to see the thread got semi-back on track though

Varda, if you're taking genetics, what's your major?

I don't have a major yet. I'm still undecided. I'm also not in college.

I type with only my left hand... right hand always on mouse... true speed.

I love the lots of smilies! ;D

they sure do make you want to jump up and down with them....

why are they jumping? are they at some concert? is is Driveshaft? can i sneak backstage?

*hands Varda a backstage pass*. :)

Me want one too!

and me :angel:

I could SO see Mallek jumping up and down when Liam and Charlie walk on the stage, screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" and singing along to You All Everybody! :lol2:

And Mallek would ask Charlie to sign his chest.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

oh gawd, thats bloody marvahlous...Mallek has become a Driveshaft groupie!

You just learned of this? ::)

Ut Shup! :unhappy:

Ohhhh...but you speak Pig Latin which balances out your Mallek Driveshaft fangirly tendency ignorance! :lol2:

That wasn't pig latin...that was YODA

Yoda: Not like that I don't talk. Way I talk is like this!

You have not read Attack of the Morons though... ;)

No I haven't...I guess I missed out on the joke

Well check out this site, its not on there but I think you will enjoy!
http://www.angelfire.com/oz/fallen_girl/lotr_humor.html

cool site Opheilia

I don't have a major yet. I'm still undecided. I'm also not in college.

I type with only my left hand... right hand always on mouse... true speed.


Crap Varda, that is talent!

ive been an internet junkie for... 2 years now, i think..... though its gets slow when i type differently...

Varda - now that is talent. I tried it and twas a joke

I like capital letter and stuff. If I don't have proper punctuation and capital letters, Abif will sick his llamas on me :-[

my fingers yell at me when I make them capitalize something other than the 'I'

do they sound funny when they yell? do they have high pitched squealy voices?

yea, they give me a headache. so then i pick off their nails so they cant yell no more

:sick: :laugh:

Ick. I got an image of the toenail commercial where the fungus lifts up the toenail and squeezes inside. :sick: :shocking:

Oh, that is the worst commercial EVER. Well, that and new mucus one where the mucus moves into the guy's lung. It's the same idea.

Blech!

:sick:

*is glad she has TiVo and doesn't have to watch commercials*

I keep thinking about getting TiVo. Maybe in a few more months when my finances have stabilized.

List of People/Things to marry:

1) the FDB
2) Drew Goddard
3) My TiVo

Why is FDB above Ultimate Drew?

I'm being realistic. Drew is already dating someone (and over a foot taller than me). I don't think the FDB is taken.

I think that may be a wise decision.