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XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:03 PM
This thread is dedicated to the girl who is slowly teaching me the ways of hijacking threads and who is a fellow Shannon lover.* Though she thinks that Drew Goddard is better than me, which is just not true.* So let's ramble on about TheG.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:06 PM
omg omg omg, theG rocks!

theG
03-14-2005, 08:08 PM
Indeed.* I am amazing.* Let's all join hands and worship the greatness that is me!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:09 PM
*worships the greatness that is Josh Groban instead*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:09 PM
We shall overcome....we shall oversome.......*oops, wrong worship song*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:12 PM
*slaps Nicholee** You made this thread about me, now either worship me or Drew Goddard!

*"All Hail Me" by Veruca Salt plays in the background*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:13 PM
*slaps Mally back and continues to worship Josh Groban*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:14 PM
That's just uncalled for!* This thread is supposed to be dedicated to me and my greatness.

Le fin!

Like Shannon!

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
*drifts off into a drug induced coma*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:15 PM
*pokes Mally in the eye and runs away on a drug induced vision quest*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:16 PM
My thread is so cool! *It's having a drug-like effect on 'Lagers!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:17 PM
*is still on the aforementioned drug induced vision quest*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:18 PM
*in her coma: Oh my gawd....Jim Morrison?!?!*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:18 PM
Apparently you are on drugs. *You can't poke me in the eye when I'm wearing a SCUBA mask, silly *::)

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:19 PM
*rips off Mally's scuba mask and pokes her in the eye.*

*continues drug induced vision quest*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:20 PM
((((let me take you down....guess I'm going to StRaWbErRy FiElDs))))

theG
03-14-2005, 08:21 PM
My eyes are made of strawberries.* If you knew anything, Nicholee!* :P

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:21 PM
My eyes are made of strawberries.* If you knew anything, Nicholee!* :P

In that case...
*eats Mally's eyes*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:24 PM
*eyes grow back as teflon tomatoes*

What, what now!?

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:24 PM
*sees Nicholee eat Mally's eyes*
Oh my gawd, am I really high??? :fear3:

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:25 PM
*gets Sawyer to steal and hoard Mally's eyes*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:26 PM
*sees Nicholee eat Mally's eyes*
Oh my gawd, am I really high???* :fear3:


No, and Dom really was in your room pointing at you.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:27 PM
I KNEW IT!
*runs downstairs and out the door to track him down*

theG
03-14-2005, 08:28 PM
It's all because of me and my magical, wondrous ways* :)

I truly am an amazing person.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:30 PM
*slips in a puddle*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:31 PM
Not as amazing as I am.

theG
03-14-2005, 08:32 PM
Not as amazing as I am.


It's okay, Nicholee.* I know it helps you to sleep at night to think that, but...well, it's just not true.

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:34 PM
Pickles! *laughs manically and crashes into car*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:34 PM
It's okay, Nicholee.* I know it helps you to sleep at night to think that, but...well, it's just not true.

Remember who is only the rubber thing at the bottom of the ladder of geekdom. :)

theG
03-14-2005, 08:35 PM
Remember who is only the rubber thing at the bottom of the ladder of geekdom. :)


Remember who actually knows where that quote comes from.

Very few people know my name is Mally...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:36 PM
*gasps*
I see him!
*gets up*
Dom! Pie! Pickles! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:36 PM
Very few people know my name is Mally...

I am one of them. :)

*hides Dom*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:40 PM
*hmmm* He has a invisi-shield....*this will be tricksy*

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:41 PM
*is invisible and pink, all at once*

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 08:44 PM
*finds Dom and hides him in my closet* :lol2:

(Mally is awesome. She is my grammar correcterer) :lol2:

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:45 PM
Real men wear pink

theG
03-14-2005, 08:46 PM
Correcterer is not a word *:P *But, because you have stated (although it's a bit superfluous at this point) that I am awesome...err...you rule!


Real men wear pink


Darn tootin'.

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 08:46 PM
Real men wear pink

*isn't a man*

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:47 PM
DOM IS TOO A MAN! :punk:

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 08:48 PM
Correcterer is not a word :P But, because you have stated (although it's a bit superfluous at this point) that I am awesome...err...you rule!

Darn tootin'.


I did that just to bother you...I have a sick sense of humor!!! :lol2:


DOM IS TOO A MAN! :punk:


Yet, he wasn't man enough to play Sawyer and to get to wear the pink glasses. *But Charlie's better :P* :lol2: :lol2:

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:00 PM
*pokes Mal*

whoa.....

theG
03-14-2005, 09:01 PM
Yes.* I am real and I am great! I have retrieved my teflon tomato eyeballs and they are now hidden in my secret hatch on Blue Mystery Frickin' Craphole Island.

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:02 PM
Yes.* I am real and I am great!* I have retrieved my teflon tomato eyeballs and they are now hidden in my secret hatch on Pink Mystery Frickin' Craphole Island.

Fixed.

theG
03-14-2005, 09:03 PM
You do know the whole "blue" thing is because we've decided to set up a government on MFCI and we're liberal democrats, thus making it a "blue" island?

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:05 PM
You do know the whole "blue" thing is because we've decided to set up a government on MFCI and we're liberal democrats, thus making it a "blue" island?

Yes but pink > blue.

theG
03-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Pink isn't even a political color ::)

Will you edit the title, maybe? No one knows who Mally is, except for a small handful of people.

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:08 PM
Pink isn't even a political color* ::)
Exactly.

theG
03-14-2005, 09:09 PM
Well, we're discussing politics.* We need to use Red and Blue.

Red = bad

Blue = good

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:09 PM
Well, we're discussing politics.* We need to use Red and Blue.

Red = bad

Blue = good

*doesn't like politics, blue, or red*

theG
03-14-2005, 09:10 PM
:P

Who wants to do my homework for me?

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:11 PM
Thanks for reminding me that I have homework. I completely forgot about it.

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:12 PM
I wouldn't do well with your homework. I'd probably scribble down nonsensical sentences written in a "secret language" that only I know of...stupid MEA's. :lol2:

theG
03-14-2005, 09:13 PM
I have 56954605746 tons of homework. *It's past 8 p.m. *I should be doing it. *I'm a slacker.

Poor pb101. They have fried your poor brain. Maybe it's some Bush Admin. conspiracy :o They know about our plan for the island!

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:14 PM
I knew Cheny would try to boot me out! This makes me wish that someone would stick a piece of paper on his back that said "Kick me! I'm Republican!" :lol2:

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:15 PM
I've come up with a compromise. *The island's political color shall be blue, but it shall be referred to as "The Liberal Pink Mystery Frickin Craphole Island".

theG
03-14-2005, 09:16 PM
I have a bumper sticker that says "Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican".

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:17 PM
I have a bumper sticker that says DNHS even though I don't have a car. *shrugs*

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:19 PM
On I Love the 90's Part Deux, when they were talking about Se7en and mentioning the many sins, someone said "Voting Republican"! :lol2:

theG
03-14-2005, 09:21 PM
Remember the "since the election is over thread"? We started talking about what they would say about LOST. That was brilliant!

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:22 PM
"Baby f---ing?"

theG
03-14-2005, 09:24 PM
"I raved on the bicentenial. Six years old, we got out the Jack and the Coke and we went...crazy."

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:52 PM
moohehehehe!

theG
03-14-2005, 09:53 PM
There's no end to the fun I can have with my Shrinky Dink.* For example [drops Shrinky Dink in shirt pocket] 'Hey...where'd the Shrinky Dink go..?' [shrugs then pulls it out of his pocket] 'Here it is! Wanna play again?'

Michael Ian Black is lurve :wub:

XxNicholeexX
03-14-2005, 09:58 PM
Moo cow moo.

BurningStar4
03-15-2005, 01:12 AM
I'm a little late on this train, but G rocks, and I <3 her magnificent ways....Good Goddard! :P

theG
03-15-2005, 07:07 AM
Yes. I rock. My ways are magnificent. You speak only the truth, Star.

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 07:44 AM
theG does rock. I believe the best tribute to her would be to take this thread as far off-topic as possible. ;)

Soo . . . what's your favorite cereal? Discuss.

theG
03-15-2005, 07:54 AM
Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs--no question. They rock almost as much as I do.

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 07:56 AM
I think that Banana Nut Crunch stuff is crack. First of all, because it's so ridiculously expensive. But then when I do buy it, I can't help but have like three bowls a day.

Mmm . . . wishes she had some right now.

Why is cereal so expensive?

theG
03-15-2005, 07:57 AM
Err...'cause it's crack.

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 08:02 AM
OK, then, why is crack so expensive?

theG
03-15-2005, 08:08 AM
Because it's an illegal drug. Illegal things always cost more than legal things.

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 08:09 AM
But cereal is legal . . .

theG
03-15-2005, 08:18 AM
But they put crack in it, thus making it illegal. I suppose the government doesn't know about it.

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 08:24 AM
*sigh*

It's so complicated.

bri_nic23
03-15-2005, 08:47 AM
You didn't know? G is the one that puts the crack in it when it goes into the baking process! I saw a special on PBS about it a year ago!


G--you rock like I do!

CapnHuFlungDu
03-15-2005, 10:52 AM
Yesssss PBS! Ummmm my favorite cereal is Count Chocula! Yummy. :)

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:25 AM
Jammy dodgers~ squee!

Varda
03-15-2005, 11:54 AM
i like Cap'n Crunch...

CapnHuFlungDu
03-15-2005, 11:58 AM
*screams and runs away* Oh thats right....it's not crunch. :lol2:

Varda
03-15-2005, 12:01 PM
i wish my mom would let us get some sugar cereal every once in awhile.... or my dad would stop buying generic brands...

CapnHuFlungDu
03-15-2005, 12:03 PM
No sugar cereal?! That is so crazy. One of my friends is like that, she won't let her kids have any kind of sugar at all. I think kids need it for proper growth. :) Generic cereals suck. :P

Varda
03-15-2005, 12:07 PM
yea..... just Count Chocula every once in awhile and id be in heaven...

XxNicholeexX
03-15-2005, 12:41 PM
Cookie crisps. :)

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 12:48 PM
Cookie crisps. :)


Why is it not OK to eat cookies for breakfast, but it's ok to eat cookie cereal?

bri_nic23
03-15-2005, 01:07 PM
because mixed with milk it's part of a complete breakfast!---wait...can't cookies do that too?

WhiteSapphire
03-15-2005, 01:52 PM
EXACTLY!

XxNicholeexX
03-15-2005, 01:56 PM
Why is it not OK to eat cookies for breakfast, but it's ok to eat cookie cereal?
I just eat the cookies randomly through out the day when I have a box. :)

BurningStar4
03-15-2005, 03:30 PM
I love Lucky Charms.....I always try to eat around the marshmellows and save them for all at once to get a sugar rush.....but that usually doesn't work out well.