...currently in a drug induced coma.

....thinking 'Wow, am I supposed to on the ceiling?'

*pokes Ophelia*

...wonders if pigeons can eat broccoli

I didn't know that people could wonder/think when they are in a coma.

....wonders how she is thinking in her drug induced coma....

*continues with the poking*

*foams at the mouth* :santa: *realizes its really a beard*

*steals Ophelia's beard*

*wonders what color the beard is*

*wonders what color the beard is*

It's green.

*wonders if Ophelia has a moldy beard*

....sneezes.

*wonders if Ophelia has a moldy beard*

*also wonders that*

watch it ophelia will cut you

....sees Beaker and has an anaphalactic shock

*bites Ophelia* Mmm tastes like chicken!

runs off to fetch dr bunsen honeydew

....foams some more at the mouth

*gives the foam to the beer company*

FOAMY!!!!

http://www.illwillpress.com/

...hears the French coming and makes crumpets

*is no longer typing in French*

pelts opehlia with french toast sticks

....kicking clowns

....kicking clowns
Clowns are evil! I have a huge clown phobia and mud phobia.

...stealing pastries

can't sleep clowns gonna eat me

*checks under the bed for clowns*

....fighting microbe ninjas

*eats cinnamon toast*

looks up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane it's POWDERED TOAST MAN

looks up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane it's POWDERED TOAST MAN

*eats powdered toast man*

......farting in the bathtub

OMG BAN PLZ~!

opens the drain on the tub and watches ophelia swirl away

*wheeeeeeeeeeeee!*

*sleeps*

*creeps* :fear:

bleh...*smells self* Self you stink...to the SHOWA!

*comes in with warm towel and bathrobe for Ophelia*
*straight jacket on hand if needed*

evening Ophelia ;D :angel:

LOL, fanofangel...*puts robe on*

Mmmm, I feel like a boxer...
*gets up and boxes the air*
Flies like a butterfly, stings like a bee! WOOT!

Oph - you actually have a pretty good 1,2 punch. (Good Goddard, did I say that right?)

What does the PS mean in your sig?

I actually know nothing about boxing...*smiles sheepishly*

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? Yah, me niether. I just like that line. ;)

I've seen the movie once. It was pretty good.

Did anyone checkout the Contender, everybody's talkin bout it.

*puts on her French accent* Ze Contender? Non! But I he'ard zat it is fab'u los.

*pokes Ophelia*

*turns into evil llama of doom*

*runs and hides from evil llama of doom*

I have cookies! ;D

Cookies? *pokes head out from behind the corner*

*steals the evil llama's cookies*

mmm llama spit

better than ketchup, it is!

that wasn't llama spit... ;)

eeep :o

you just made a beaker sound! poink! :lol2:

ok if it wasn't llama spit what was it? :P

My spit, silly ;)

o great...

*starts turning into Ophelia*

finds it very curious that ophelia spit and lame spit taste exactly the same

Because I was born as an evil flying llama of doom but was turned into a human when I was sixteen...duh! :D

which is funner? llama or human?

gnus

man talk about your lousy sweet 16 gifts

im probably going to get a flashlight- again.

I know...at least as an e.f.l.o.d, I could get places quicker and spit on people I don't like

so now you only spit on people you do like?

poor Sillio.... look at the bright side, you can type now...

"Agh, llama face! Uhhhhh!"

prints up some i got spit on by Ophelia t-shirts

*holds out a dollar to Tom so she can buy one*
What? I drool in my sleep.

for that you get one free :lol2:

I'll buy one..how much? ;D

1 dollar all proceeds go to the buy ophelia a bib fund

hehehe! Ok, here's 2 dollars! ;D I love to donate to good causes.

*dribbles alittle cus she is happy*

*runs off to fetch the mop*

Soorry! I just get so excited and then, well, you know... ::)

you get so excited and you just can't hide it your about to lose control and you think you like it

LOL, nice reference

Every time I hear that song, I think of Jessie from 'Saved by the Bell'

I think of Footloose.

i think of vh1....

Weirdos

i will do anything for love... but i wont do that

Now that song makes me think of middle school dances

lay down, your sweet and weary head...

the songs in my head keep switching....

I got nothin'

dream of the ones who came before...


i need a RotK fix

*crosses fingers so that mum will be off tomorrow, can stay home and watch LotR*

Don't you have school?

When are you going to post Jes pictures?

Every time I hear that song, I think of Jessie from 'Saved by the Bell'


That is very weird, WS!

That is very weird, WS!


No it's not. There was an episode where she was on some sort of stimulant because she had taken on so many responsibilities . . . and in the middle of the episode, I think she started singing that song or something.

Yay Saved by the Bell

school? I'm 80 years old, please

I'l post when I'm done with the roll of film and get them developed, scan them in, and upload them. So... I'm guessing Christmas. giver or take

You know, when you have them developed, they can burn you a CD . . . ::)

yea, but im cheap.

do they charge for that?

Maybe you can get it instead of prints.
I'm not sure. :-\

I had a digital camera, and then I broke it. Will you buy me a new one?

Nope, I never got those new jeans from you. Though you will be proud, i got jeans

I gave you jeans the first time you got to Business Class, don't you remember?

really? oh, ok, nevermind.... I thought those just showed up one day....

*is underappreciated*

Hmph

aw..... here, have my shamrock hat....

*puts on hat*

Yay! Who wants to go to the parade with me?!

I'll go, but dont expect me to do any Irish dancing.

Uhh . . . sure

(hides bagpipes)

Is Ophelia Irish?

Aren't the pipes Scottish?

Am I LOST?

I think I was once told that there are several varieties of bagpipes, from different regions.

Is Ophelia Irish?

Aren't the pipes Scottish?

Am I LOST?



Actually, yes, I am Irish. LOL...

I would have thought it would be the gangrene growing in your cut finger that smells!

:angel:

I'm more Irisher!

*heads off to get a beer w/ her mam*

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, twiddlee dee dee... :whistling2:

i dont like coconuts... why must you come on when i have two essays to do?

*steam rises out her ears* THEY LOCKED MY DOM THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its ok Ophelia, you're still a person. just a bit threadless...

Well, that was the last thread!!! :excl:

Its just the conspiracy

Ophelia is about to blow her stack of coconuts!

It's ok Ophelia, just make another one!

conspiracy? i mean... oh shoot.....