Please, let the others know that the Dom health plan is the way to go!

Yes! It's so much better (and cheaper!) than the government's health plan!

Now, will this cover my possible arm transplant? I think I may need one!

Of course! It also covers orc sword wounds and mysterious monster bites! :lol2:

What about running ouf of Perfectly Prissy Princess Pink nail polish?

No-only if it's blue!

I think it should cover that! Billy does need something to go with his Princess dress, after all

Hmmm...the medical plan should cover Billy for free!

ok, so i guess princess nail polish is covered then?

If Billy or Dom wears it...

ok, and we can 'borrow' from them... all good!

*paints Dom's nails Perfectly Prissy Princess Pink*

yep...though if they find out we 'borrowed' it and they report it to the police, the Dom Medical plan doesn't cover it!

thats actually good. i have to rebel somehow without the drinky drinky

the Dom medical plan is quite confusing...we must lay out the ground rules for those not familiar

ok... its um.......... a medical plan.... does it cover candy related deaths?

does it cover frolicking through the shire?

Varda-Only if it's peanut butter candy!

And OF COURSE it covers frolicking in the Shire

What about splinters? Its GOT to cover splinters.

Only if the splinters are caused by Hawaii based trees! :lol2:

Not running to jump on barges? ;)

No but it will cover head bumps from jumping onto barges!

Are u sure? Dom probably would want coverage on barge splinters...and Billeh would like to have the priveledge to pick on him for it

what about blood clots? cracked ribs? horses? being stabbed by a spider? weta attacks? glass in feet? right hand man trying to chop your ear off?

I think he would pretty much cover anything...he knows the hazards of living in the Shire!

I'm so confused. :wacko:

Its the Dom medical plan! Its not supposed to make sense! Thats the brilliance of it all... ;)

Then it has done it's job.

Thou hast seen the light and it is beautiful....love the light, sifi, BE the light...

Are we covered if we pet the Dom and break a nail?

what about chipped teeth? broken toes? being crushed by wargs?

Are we covered if we look into a shiny ball and beccome comatose until a wizard comes along and rips us from the ball?

Yes I know that was Pip not Merry.

being straddled by a 7 and a half foot man?

Skorch marks and burns from a Balrog?

singed nose hairs? bad tasting stew?

Nasty chips?

this plan better cover rascal scooters!

Now does this plan cover boob reductions or implants?

you know, really should cover hair dos.

you know, really should cover hair dos.


..... And makeovers too.

yea. and how much is this going to cost us?

Now does this plan cover boob reductions or implants?


The Dom plan? Probably implants. Hee hee.
It doesn't cost anything-just your love for Dom. ;)

<-- See I have a love for Dom. :D

Implants, darnit I need a reduction. :(

And also on the plan, if your artisitc integrity is crushed, they will take away all of your underwear.

And also on the plan, if your artisitc integrity is crushed, they will take away all of your underwear.


Nooooooooooooooooooo not my undies! They're friggen expensive. :(

My friend doesn't wear underwear, so she is already on the plan. Course, she NEVER is allowed to borrow any of my clothers. LOL!

can i borrow your clothes?

can i borrow your clothes?


Only if you wear 3 layers of undergarments. :P

Only if you wear 3 layers of undergarments. :P


you sure thats enough?

OH god...I leave for a few and this is how the conversation has turned. Ahem, back on track here
On the Domedcare plan, you can make up diseases and get meds prescribed for you

Ummm.... can Dom be my Doctor? ;)

Not your womans doctor...sorry...and any babies Dom fathers is not covered on the plan

Not your womans doctor...sorry...and any babies Dom fathers is not covered on the plan


Oh no guess that rules me out.
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Bah haa haa haa like he would ever father one of my children. That's too funny for words.

Dom might father my children...as soon as he removes the restraining order.... ::)

Oops Oph did you make a boo boo?

I'd just like him to use the stethoscope and check out my heart and breathing.

I'll take care of it after that! *:o

He might father my children...if he killed all of my family members and I aged 15 years! *:lol2:

I am old enough for Dom...how old are u PB?

13...I'm your typical obsessed fangirl! Except not quite... :lol2:

I'm a couple of years older than he is. So he could be my young stud. :) LMAO

I had no idea you were so young! WOW!
Thats awesome tho. And hey, ya never know...15 yrs later, you may be walking around London, see a scruffy guy with the word Tree on his hand, ask him for a lite and he takes you into his house for a shag! WOOT!

*I am a sick sick grrl aren't I?*

Yes you are... but that's okay! How old will he be...45? :lol2:

*I am a sick sick grrl aren't I?*


Yes you are but it's part of your charm.

I'm a couple of years older than he is. So he could be my young stud. :) LMAO


:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I'm older too, I'm all about the younger guy thing. *In fact, I have never dated anyone my own age. *;D

Hey, older men can still be hawt! Never ever judge a book by its cover... ;)

I know...but I think my parents will have to kill me! :lol2:

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

I'm older too, I'm all about the younger guy thing. In fact, I have never dated anyone my own age. ;D




Same here. I haven't dated any guys my age or older. I don't knock older guys I just haven't been attracted to any of them irl.

I like it when pb posts, because then im not the youngest! woot!

Woot! Dom medcare plan was just revamped! You can now get all the viagra you want...unforunatly I don't think women take that...so...

I like it when pb posts, because then im not the youngest! woot!


Yeah but I sound maturerer than you, Sillio! :lol2:

Me? *looks around* Yeah. Ok. But don't let anyone know... :laugh:

Things covered on the new Domedcare plan:
Splinters
Ugly hairlines
Ingrown toenails
Too many middle names
Viagra for free
Bad haircuts
Gap tooth
Ear reductions

And hear this.....NO ANIMAL TESTING!

What about 'The pill'?
(I'm optomistic)

can the plan get us out of school?

Probibly not but it still gets us out of trouble. ;)

blast! so i have 7 more years of the crap to go through? oh well....

On the Domedcare plan, you can get a free trip to New Zealand if you agree to dress up as a hobbit

Done. ;D

What is the Dom health plan? ???

um.... a medical plan we just made up that covers a lot of Nazgirl-related things.

Does anybody have any hobbity suspenders I can borrow?