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XxNicholeexX
03-17-2005, 07:29 PM
...your foot or some other body part falls asleep?

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 07:38 PM
Ouch! Yes! It's very painful trying to wake it up!

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:44 PM
there was a great Weekend Update on SNL back in the day where Chris Kattan's foot fell asleep when he was talking to that Olympic gymnast

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 07:45 PM
I hate when I wake up and my whole arm is asleep.

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:50 PM
my hand did that the other night....
I kind of like it when I'm sitting down somewhere, and when I get up my leg just isn't functioning because it is asleep. I have yet to completely fall over though, which stinks

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 07:51 PM
Maybe next time someone will push you.

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:56 PM
maybe... i fell the other day on the bus, because the driver started when i wasnt ready. wouldve been fun if i wasnt listening to Steward of Gondor at the moment and did a weird twist to make sure Billy didnt skip

theG
03-17-2005, 09:31 PM
My legs fall asleep all of the time. It happens a lot in English; I end up limping down the hallway :-\

fanofangel
03-17-2005, 09:39 PM
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you can't remember how you got there or what happened while you were there?

jk but I bet Ophelia and Varda know. :lol2:

theG
03-17-2005, 09:42 PM
Don't you hate it when you wake up and you can't remember how you got there or* what happened while you were there?


Yes :mellow:

It's interesting. I think I may be a slight narcoleptic. I fall asleep a lot quite randomly and suddenly.

CapnHuFlungDu
03-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Yes I hate it when body parts fall asleep. But I never wake up not remembering how I got there. :laugh:

fanofangel
03-17-2005, 10:01 PM
Capn - apparently you don't drink :lol2:
Good because drinking is bad bad bad.

BurningStar4
03-17-2005, 11:10 PM
I hate it when parts of my body fall asleep, and then that painful crampy feeling kicks in *screams*

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:15 PM
its worse when you wake up, have no idea where you are, and are inside a big bright orange thing.

theG
03-17-2005, 11:29 PM
My leg is asleep right now.

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:30 PM
*poke theG's leg*

theG
03-17-2005, 11:32 PM
I didn't even feel that. I bet you could hit my leg with a...really heavy object and I wouldn't feel it.

*tries to walk* *falls down the steps*

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:37 PM
ooo!!!!!!!! I'm gonna sick Sala on you!

*goes to find Sala Baker*

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:41 PM
My head is alseep right now.

theG
03-17-2005, 11:43 PM
My foot is still half asleep.

I have nine empty water bottles on my floor. It looks like they're sleeping.

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:46 PM
I have a glass of water.

It is half full.

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:48 PM
i have a bowl of popcorn. its about a 3rd full, more or less

theG
03-17-2005, 11:48 PM
I don't have a glass of water *:(

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:49 PM
I don't have a glass of water :(


Will your Mommy bring you one for bedtime?

theG
03-17-2005, 11:50 PM
No. My mother is asleep. She has things *quirks eyebrow* to sell tomorrow.

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:52 PM
my mommy will make me get off to watch the Daily Show soon

theG
03-17-2005, 11:54 PM
I think the Daily Show has already aired here. I always miss it :(

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:56 PM
its on at 10 for us, 11 eastern...

theG
03-17-2005, 11:57 PM
Hmmm...so I haven't missed it.* If I don't fall asleep, I'll watch it.

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:59 PM
sleep is good...

*checks her progress*

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:59 PM
Hmm . . . I feel like I should . . . but sleep is more important.

theG, is your mother going to start having *ahem* "tupperware *ahem* parties?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:00 AM
I don't know when her first one is but, yes, I know she will be speaking and selling "tupperware" soon.

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:01 AM
dude, can I come?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:03 AM
Um...I guess so...

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:04 AM
Where in PA are you? I can drive there, right? And then I can meet Mommy G?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:07 AM
Near the Poconos-ish.* Mommy G is quite the character, let me tell you.

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:09 AM
Hmm . . . I've never been to the Poconos. What is she doing next Friday? Can I bring the bofriend to meet Mommy G?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:11 AM
I'm not sure what she's going next Friday. I'm sure she wouldn't mind meeting the boyfriend, but you might not want to bring him. My mommy lurves her men. Is he Italian? She has a thing for Italian men.

*is not watching the Daily Show*

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:12 AM
He's not Italian. He's uhh . . . mixed. I'm Italian. Should I be worried?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:14 AM
Probably.* Oh, she might be having breast reduction surgery next Friday...

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:14 AM
Interesting. So I'm guessing that wouldn't be a good time?

theG
03-18-2005, 12:17 AM
Probably not the best time...

Nicholee, how does it feel to have your thread hijacked?

*should be sleeping*

*wants to throttle the flying shamrock and cake*

Varda
03-18-2005, 12:17 AM
*is back in black*

like my new shirt?

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:19 AM
*should be sleeping as well*

Um . . . your shirt is nice . . . mind if I make a few improvements?

*turns plain T-shirt into wild T-shirt, vis-a-vis Mean Girls*