If you haven't seen the movie 8 Mile, The Shelter is a place in the movie where Eminem and his buddies go to have rap battles.

So I figure we can have our own battlin thread! ;D


Let's keep this as clean as possible though. If you think a word is even slightly bad, star it out.



So c'mon, who wants to battle me?

...

Guess I'll start it out with a little freestyle...



DJ, get me that beat...

Look I'm the best while you a lyrical snitch,
Everytime I freestyle, I'm making critical hits,
Everyone's laughing, it's visible this,
Freestyle is king, cuz I'm invincible b****,
Armenian Jedi, better known as AJ,
Spendin cash left and right, whenever it's pay day,
I'm better then Pac, Jam Master Jay, Dre,
Eminem, Biggie, NWA, Game,
You see how I roll, spinnin on that chrome,
Try to step to me, get knocked in the dome,
Don't talk to me like you my homie,
I'm a balla dawg, you best call me Kobe,
I tear y'all to shreds, none of y'all can last,
It's my turn at the top, your time's done passed!!!



I know this thread's probably gonna get little to know responses though. Everyone hates rap here for some reason. :(

I actually like quite a bit of rap, but I'm 37 and I don't know how to do this battle thing. :-\

Sorry!

PEACE!

It's like writing poetry, just rhyme it. It's easy. :(

37 year old white chick that can barely spell, easy shmeasy!

See, you just rhymed easy with schmeasy. I knew you could do it.

LOL!

I clicked on this post
Expecting a host
But what did I get
A lyrical hit
I don't know what to type
This takes a lot of hype
I'm gonna go brain dead
So I better get to bed

Yea that's the best I got trying to rap haha ::)

Nice job BurningStar4! I'm impressed! ;)

LOL thanks jme...that was very horrible, I'm used to writing just regular songs, which is different lol, I just had to give it a shot for AJ's posts sake of survival lol

*claps hands* Brilliant, Star! ;)

AJ's freestyle was better than mine....he atleast has some mad rap skills.....but thank you for the much needed compliments :) lol

BurningStar is a star in the making,
She's ain't the same and the game is hers for the taking,
Some critics praise her, and others daze her,
But it don't faze her, she's got it locked like a laser,
But let's switch back to me, you see my rhymes are complex,
People hate me so I'm wondering who I'm gonna bomb next,
I don't need a dictionary, I got these words in my brain,
I'll make you go insane, like Charles Foster Kane,
I'm like the monster in lost, cuz I got monster game,
I bring the pain to your vein,
I'm gone now, but y'all know that I came,

Ohhh...rhyming.... :o :o

LOL :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

LOL Awesome AJ...I really loved the last one :)

I'm eatin' fettucinni
But it don't taste like Houdinni (? LOL)

See that was actually better then your first attempt.

Your first attempt was simpler than this one, cuz you only rhymed the last syllable.

In this one, you usesd Houdini and Fettuccini, which rhymes the last two syllables.


See, you're getting better already. 8)

LOL thank you for the constructive criticism....maybe I will have a future career as a rap star....but what will be my rap name ???

Hmmm...let's see...ohhh!!! The Asian Kid! Can me and my cat be your sidekicks (because everybody needs a sidekick)?

LOL thank you for the constructive criticism....maybe I will have a future career as a rap star....but what will be my rap name ???


BurningStar? lol

I was thinking of something a little more "hip" or "ghetto" lol....

I mean you can't compare BurningStar to say....Chingy?....lol

BurnizzleStizzle? :laugh:


My rap name is Armonition. 8)

But Asian Kid has the perfect ring to it. Plus, you'll have the Chick from The Grudge and the Cat on the Atkins Diet to help you get your street cred.

LOL @ peanut....YES!!

I will be "Lil' Asi" and my "gang" will be Peanut and her fat cat :lol2:

I like the name Armonition....has a nice ring to it

Are you even Asian? Cuz if you're not, that's just wrong. :laugh:

Hey! Ho! To the bizzotle I go!
When I'm straight up trippin' or lost ma fo
It go down, ain't fly no mo'
But I still goooooootttttttttsa get up out yo!
Kickin' it old school, bring da pain
Wit ma boy MB put y'all to shame!
Mo' betta n' a sweet-class rhyme n' hook
Is a 40 all up in this Took!

(ok, not my own but i can rap this in real life)

No I am very white, as in pale, as in almost albino....not really but I am rather pale....blonde, blue eyed, you know the whole typical White American thing lol. *My avie is a pic of me....I think you can tell I am not asian in that pic....but maybe its just me lol

But I'm still calling myself "lil Asi" lol...I'm the little small asian child from the Grudge, Peanut is the crazy asian lady (with long hair over her face) and her fat cat....we're going to scare the rest of the world lol


LOL Varda I was just about to say that was pretty good.....but then I realized, it's not your own ;)

but i can rap it awesomely!

ok, ill think of one...

I can rap "baby got back" awesomely ::) lol

Varda is a cheater, taking other people's rhymes,
I can't get caught, I pull invisible crimes,
But Varda is a darkside turning girl, she kills for a living, she'll take over the world,
To stay on her good side I buy her diamond rings, and I buy her pretty pearls,
But her rhymes are whack, even when they're stolen,
I'll jump in my Cadillac, and in the streets I'm rollin,
I'll knock any on comers, from here to Harlem,
Varda's boyfriend, is uglier then Gollum,
Sorry girl, but it had to be said,
I'm a scrawny motha****a, I gots to be fed,
I can make fun of myself if I want, what you gonna do,
Can't step to me or my crew, when I'm runnin through,

LMAO! @ "Varda's boyfriend, is uglier then Gollum"

Greatest line of the century maybe lol

I wonder what my Guidance teacher would think if she knew I was taking the career as a rapper/roadie/body guard for a rapper?

You should tell her/him that Peanut....see what their reaction is....I always loved screwing around with the minds of the Guidance Counselor's :lol2:

LMAO! @ "Varda's boyfriend, is uglier then Gollum"

Greatest line of the century maybe lol


Thank you.

*bows to the crowd*

But Varda's gonna kill me for that one. :laugh:

And once I tell her the joke, she'll probably will laugh (she's cool like that. She let us name our class town South Park for pete's sake! *:lol2:)

I think I am going to quote that in my sig AJ lol, I am still laughing about it

Do you even know what Varda's boyfriend looks like? lol, he might be a hunk, like J Depp

I have no idea if she even has a boyfriend.

*shrugs*

It doesn't matter, in a battle you can say anything you want. :laugh:

And once I tell her the joke, she'll probably will laugh (she's cool like that. She let us name our class town South Park for pete's sake! *:lol2:)


I'm glad to hear that somewhere in the world someone's guidance counselor is not a ignorant jerk (for the lack of not being able to use better terminology lol), like all mine were lol


I have no idea if she even has a boyfriend.

*shrugs*

It doesn't matter, in a battle you can say anything you want. :laugh:


Fair enough, I'm still quoting it in my sig. lol

Did you know that I'm Varda's boyfriend? :lol2:

:blink:

What a twist lol

BurningStar, you forgot the "D" in Varda's name. ;D


Peanutbutter: Yes I did. ;)

lol! thanks AJ....this is what a migrane does to me :(

Varda hasn't seen me lately...but I've seen her. *jumps in a bush beside Varda's house*

Do you really know Varda?

No. :lol2:

I smell a restraining order, for Peanutbutter,
This is more crazy then when Sayid heard the others,
Whisperin in the forest, almost nothing but silence,
But they're there and you know it, ready to cause violence,
Peanutbutter is whack, talkin bout her counselor,
I'll toss you outta here, like I'm a ****in bouncer,

Woah. I was only joking. I don't stalk Varda.

Now you're flip flopping like your name is John Kerry,
At least you ain't as dumb as Bush, that would just be scary,



two lines is enough... lol

Funny story bout my bf
I aint the best gf
saw him last year
in his dancing gear
alone in the corner
he looked like a mourner
i get him out, dont be shy
he asked me out, my first guy
aint seen him since
he coulda hopped the fence
hope he got my breakup
it was a telepathic message
he wouldnt like me without makeup

sad but true. i think his name is Joe
and no, PB doesnt stalk me... Elmo stalks her

Hee. That would explain my flip flopping (I'm a Democrat) :lol2:

*freezes in terror* *hears La la la la...la la la la...Elmo's World* *turns around and Elmo eats my face off*

Now you're flip flopping like your name is John Kerry,
At least you ain't as dumb as Bush, that would just be scary,



two lines is enough... lol


LMAO, no one is as dumb as Bush :-X


Funny story bout my bf
I aint the best gf
saw him last year
in his dancing gear
alone in the corner
he looked like a mourner
i get him out, dont be shy
he asked me out, my first guy
aint seen him since
he coulda hopped the fence
hope he got my breakup
it was a telepathic message
he wouldnt like me without makeup

sad but true. i think his name is Joe
and no, PB doesnt stalk me... Elmo stalks her


Sounds like an odd relationship? lol

yea.... not much of a relationship really

Varda you got talent, you just gotta embrace it,
I'm in my room going back and forth, pacin,
wondering why you would throw those weak lyrics out there,
Sad little girls, ain't talk about nothing if it ain't about hair,
Or a boyfriend or a cute movie star,
You'll get hit by a moving car,
With me behind the wheel, I'm a menace,
Although I gotta admit, I ain't as bad as Dennis,

Woah! I thought I was bad when I was stalking Varda, areyou planning to run her down withyour car? :o

Varda, guys suck anyway
No offense AJ

:P

I take major offense to that.

*cries*

*puts a comforting arm around AJ* Poor AJ. Look what you did now, Star! :lol2: (Hee hee. AJ is the name of the guy I have a MAJOR crush on :lol2:)

*puts a comforting arm around AJ* Poor AJ. Look what you did now, Star! :lol2: (Hee hee. AJ is the name of the guy I have a MAJOR crush on :lol2:)


AJ from backstreet boys? :blink: LOL jk....I hope


I take major offense to that.

*cries*


Aw come on a tough gansta' like you can surely handle the little slap from a girl like me :P I'm sorry AJ, I have love for ya, I really do, you make me laugh

No, an AJ from my school (Brian was always my favorite :lol2:).

*gets Gangstaed up*

What? I didn't cry, I had something in my eye, I swear.

Oh come on AJ, those were okay
Don't get your toupee in disarray
You say they be weak
I should slap your cheek
Wanna hit me with your car
I aint gonna flee, I dont mind a scar

LOL! @ Varda


*gets Gangstaed up*

What? I didn't cry, I had something in my eye, I swear.


Oh okay.... ::)


No, an AJ from my school (Brian was always my favorite :lol2:).


I was hoping considering your age you didnt grow up within the whole backstreet craze (But I guess you were in Elem. School which makes sense)........what a sad state of affairs the boy band craze was lol

Yeah, I was in 4th grade when I got into the whole BSB craze. I am starting to recover from the shame. :crysanta:

uh oh, Varda's getting good.


Listen as I go back to back,
as my bat,
contacts,
your back,
you catchin lyrical flak,
Your lyrics are whack,
You try to attack,
But I've been strapped,
with these gats,
since I first put on a backpack,
It's a fact,
the skills I possess are the skills you lack,
you ain't nothin but a hack,
and you bout to get sacked,
but only if the mafia doesn't have you whacked,

Wow, I suspect a rapper war simliar to the East coast vs. West Coast war that happened in the 90's Only now it's AJ vs. Varda! Don't shoot each other, please. :o

That was good Armenian Jedi
But I think Varda will take you sky high
She's catchin up fast to the skills you posess
But will it be enough to lay you in distress?

bah

Oh mama mia!
Theaten with the mafia
I have connections
No matter your objections
I'm the great Varda
You be sittin like 'huh?'
After my drillin
And be chillin
Eatin some Chi-tung,
You smellin like dung

BurningStar, Varda can't match me,
I ran away from cops, even they couldn't catch me,
I'm back see,
To give Hurley a battery,
His headphones ain't workin, and I feel bad,
Cuz now he can't listen to my hits, and now he's sad,
Varda is whack, her lyrics are as complex as Britney's,
Don't be mad but I gave all three of you girls hickeys,

You say you're jailbait
You must have head weight
I can't debate
You need to sedate
Hittin' on us
When we can't cuss
Theatenin with hickeys
Wanna give us a squeeze
This is a breeze,
You gotta mental disease

I've ran from the cops
Up on the Northway
They chased me but I was hidden
In someone elses driveway
But now they're gonna find me
Cause Armenian Jedi
Gave me a hickey?

You silly girl's are nothing, you can not harm me,
I'll resurrect Pac and Biggie and start an army,
Storm the planet huntin you down, cuz I'm on a mission,
To split your body into a billion and one celled organisms,
I'm like time itself, I'ma kill you inevitably,
I'll severe your head diagonally for thinkin of dissin me,
And then use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy,
My rhymes are gettin to you, this is psychology,
And your crew is full of more f**gots then Greek Mythology,
Using numerology, to count the people I sent to heaven,
produces more digits then 22 divided by 7,
You' girls are like Kevin Spacey, your style is usually suspect,
You've never killed a cop, you're not a motha****in thug yet,
Face it, you're too basic, you're never gonna make it,
Like children walkin through Antarctica butt naked,


EDIT: I fixed a typo.

LOL that whole thing made me laugh.....

Please promise me this
When you severe my head
Put it on a stick

Laugh cuz it was good?

Or laugh cuz it was bad?

Talkin of Kevin Spacey, I watchin Se7en
Prima facie, you watchin Seventh Heaven
You may be graphic, causin traffic
I go out of my way with this delay
You're gonna sneak away
I'm gonna seize the day
You wanna talk psychology,
How bout micropaleontology?

Because it was funny lol....I thought it was pretty good though. *I didn't particularly like the part about ***gots but what can you do....you're entitled to freedom of speech. *

But you're not bad at all, especially for your age. *

I wish I could rap. *sigh* Don't try to make me either unless you like your eyes to bleed. I can be the judge, though.

LOL @ Peanut....like I have any skills as a rapper *psh*.....but since we are a "gang" you can do the little "yea yea" in the background or whatever a rappers "gang" does lol

Yes, I like saying "Yeah, yeah". :lol2:

peanutbutter, you can scream random things out like Lil Jon.


YEAH!!!!

WHAT!!!!!

OKAY!!!!

YAY! we have our very own Lil Jon, just lostified!

So, by lostified, you mean I can scream "Dude" and "Ponce" and "Peanut butter"? :lol2:

YEAAAAAH!!!! LOST! WUSSSUUUUUP LOCKE!? YEA UGH!

we're going to take the hip-hop underground by storm!

The shelter for lost shetland puppies? Wheres the canned doggie food, I'm starving!

Sillio she come in here
Wanting to eat food with the dogs
We dont got no fear
To tell her to eat the hogs!

Hogs? Where? *calls Sawyer* He's in here! C'mon get em!

I'm laughing so hard right now, at all you ladies,
Thinkin you the next big thing, like Slim Shady,
But things are gettin kinda complicated,
Don't be angrry just cuz I'm droppin bombs, I've made it,
To the next level, you can compare me to Pac,
I spit lyrical bullets in every direction, my mouth is my glock,
I just gotta **** it and rock it,
Aim my fist at your jaw, then I just gotta sock it,
If you gonna talk it you better be able to back it up,
But it's over, you're all beat, I'll take my stuff and pack it up,

but where are you gonna go?

*goes somewhere*


Just don't ask me where...

WHERE YA GOIN?! CAN I COME?! HUH HUH HUH?!?

Well to tell you the truth I was going to my bed.

You still wanna come? It's queen size. ;)

No thanks, I'm on my period. ;D

BLA BLA BLA BLABL A BLABALABL BLALBBLA!!!!!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't be gross first then! LOL!

Ah, that was just what i needed....

*keeps trying not to drink jesyca's cherry pepsi*

Is Jesyca with you?

I was just telling you where I was about to go,
And now I'm bored, so now I gotta flow,
I'm a genius at this, yo I'm a pro,
I rhyme better then that fool, Edgar Allen Poe,
oh fo sho,
You know the po po,
Are after my fo fo,
But they can't hear how my flow go,

no, im meeting her tomorrow and talking to her on aim (shes on her cell phone) but im gonna give her a WCP....

maybe i should make a rap for tomorrow

AHEM
Edgar Allen Poe didn't really ever rhyme in his poems

So then I'm better at rhyming then him right? :laugh:

UH, yeah, yeah.... ::)

Listen here, baby girl, I ain't playin around,
When I'm through with you, you won't be making a sound,
Your parents'll find your head tomorrow, in the last and found,
You're goin down, Get knocked to the ground,
You better show me some respect, I'm the greatest of all time,
I'm a one of a kind, you ain't worth a dime,
All you do is whine,
Like Tina when she got smacked by Ike,
You bark but don't bite,
My rhymes is out of sight,
You know I'm right,

"Nevermore
For lost Lenore...."

ok...
Met Jesyca when I was small
Hangin' by the Hufflepuff fireplace
Johnfraple and I were havin a ball
Terrorizin' the knowledge base.
Now theres been some space
she be coming to Chi-town
I'll see her around....

yea, that sucks

Varda, chi-town blows and you know it,
I ain't a singer, I'm a motha****in poet,
I write rhymes all the time,
Better to do that then to be out committin crimes,
But your Tolkien lovin a** is startin to tick me off,
When the whole d*** world know that you soft,
You can take your cheese and shove it up your a**,
You can't keep up with me cuz I'm going too fast,




Gotta go, be back in a few minutes.

ARMENIAN JEDI, FACE IT! YOU CAN'T RAP! GIVE IT UP!!!
*sigh*
GAhhhhhhhhh, we luv ya but please stop ;D

No thanks, I'm on my period.* ;D


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Well, if he was gonna be gross, then I was gonna be too! Serves him right too. I DO NOT like it when guys act like Dogs! ;D

*acts like a dog*

Walkies, walkies! *puts choke collar on AJ* Walkies, walkies!

Well that's not nice. :(

*laughs* So? ;D :lol2:

What do you mean so?

When did being nice become such a bad thing to be? :(

*pets AJ's head* Stop saying icky things to me and we won't have to be mean to each other!

ok... sowwy.

*crawls out from under a rock*Is it over?

LOL, I think so... but with Ophelia, you never know. :laugh:

*puts on soldiers helmet and crawls into the fetal position*

wuss ::)

:laugh:

Well :P to you!

:'(

Oppps...I broke him! :lol2:

Seriously, I just had something in my eye.

This is some funny stuff guys! ;D

You know what, I used that excuse when I was having my frequent panic attacks in 1st grade because I had gotten an answer wrong. ("I just have dust in my eye!!!!") *:lol2: I was a sad child. *

It's not funny!!!!


Dust got in my eye. How is that funny? ::)

AJ doesnt take things personal.... or does he?

AJ smells worst than PB!!!!

I think this is funny AJ.

Relax little dude, it's all good! ;D

*smells armpits* I don't smell!!! >:( *a flower beside me dies* okay...yeah I do. :lol2:

Varda, you talkin bout how I smell worse then PB,
Girl take a shower, all you do is watch TV,
Your insults are whack, don't even try to rap,
When the only song you've heard is "Baby Got Back",
Please girl, you need to stop listening to them rockers,
Cuz this freestyle is funnier then Meet The Fockers,
You a gimmick, like Flavor Flav's clock,
And like that clock, you've gone tic toc,
Your times run out, this is what I'm about,
Your boy looks like Gollum, and he smells like a trout,

MEET THE FOCKERS SUCKED!
HENCE
YOUR RHYMING SUCKS
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
HA AHA HA

So I guess you lied when you said you'd be nice.

:'(

*lil Asi in the background*

YEAH!!!!!! WUSSUP!!!!!!!! *lol* ::)

Lil Asi in the hizzy, makin everybody dizzy,
With her loud a** screaming, she must be a little tipsy,
What's wrong with her, yellin all the time,
She uses the same lines, they don't even rhyme,



;D

Thats for darn sure lol :lol2:

*Waits for Lil Asi to scream something out*



:laugh:

Yo, what's up peeps?Some of AJ's lyrics are giving me the creeps. :blink:

My lyrical genius shouldn't give you the creeps,
Just nod your head, and get a hold of the beat,
Cuz I'm straight from the streets, so take a seat,

*Waits for Lil Asi to scream something out*



:laugh:


*Lil Asi steps back in*

YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

WOOT!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!

*Fat Cat walks in*

"MEOOOOWWWWW"
"MEEEEEOOWWWW!!!" :lol2:

LMAO! I think maybe I should resign from "head rapper" of our gang peanut, since I suck....and we can just be members of AJ's "gang" LOL. I will do the "YEAH"'s and your fat cat can "MEOW" and you can run around crazily on stage with the long creepy hair over your face :P

Alright I gotta study guys....

Bye :)

Okay even though I was looking foreward to the record deals. :lol2: *runs crazily to AJ and screams* Fat cat: Meeeoooowwww!!!

Eek! Why are you guys following him! He is pure evil! :o

Not pure evil.


I once helped an old woman cross the street.


But other then that... yeah I would say pure evil describes me pretty well. ;D

But didn't you know that all rappers are the Devil's Advocates (no offense to any rappers) :lol2:

hey, i dont just listen to Sir Mixalot.... my friend nora puts headphones on my ears when i wont shut up, most recently being College Dropout. I miss Encore, that was fun to try and sing along to and get strange looks...

Eek! Why are you guys following him! He is pure evil! :o


LOL Please....I am more evil than him, he is just a harmless boy ;)

I ain't a boy, homie I'm a man,
I got a nice looking tan, and I got perfect hands,
I got no flaws in my face, I got a million fans,

U crack me up :lol2:

That's what I'm here for, I thought you knew that,
I pack gats,
and people get clapped,
cuz they whack,
If a girl wanna get with me she gotta have back,
and a nice rack,
And if you lack,
in any of my criteria you'll face my wrath,
It's a fact,
Do the math,
I've sent more people to heaven for not following my path,
I'm crazy like Cat in the Hat,
Mess wiith me, and get cracked with a bat,
Across your forehead, you see I don't play,
I make four dead, almost every single day,

Oh, this reminds me of that guy on thursday night wrestling..I forgot his name though! :lol2:

John Cena?

Yeah!! That's right!

Forget John Cena, I'm more like Snoop,
But I don't raise the roof, homie that's the truth,
I hit homer after homer like my homie Babe Ruth,
I got a Hummer, a Benz and a Cadillac Coupe,
You see me walkin the streets, you better run,
Cuz I'll probably have 4 bloods chasing me with their guns,
But I got my homies waiting round the corner, With they glocks already cocked,
You'll get shot, we won't get caught, cuz we the best of the lot,