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Baileysdad
08-21-2006, 01:01 PM
Is there a show that has had a greater influence on our culture and society than our yellow four fingered friends from Springfield USA??

Homer is an icon now.."D'OH!" is in the dictionary...catch phrases have been born, cultural icons cut down to size..nothing is safe from the wit and humor of the writers and the delivery of the cast...

What are some of your favorite episodes...lines...catch phrases...characters...???

PhillyGirl2873
08-21-2006, 03:07 PM
I say D'oh all the time. It's funny, this show has been around so long. I remember when it started on the Tracey Ulman show. That was how long ago? Almost 20 years ago! I still love Ralph saying "Hi, Liar" to Lisa (when the Christmas tree burned down, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace)...and just about anything he says.

Baileysdad
08-21-2006, 03:12 PM
Great lines from Homer are all over the place.

"To alcohol...the cause of and solution too...all of life's problems!" (The beer baron episode."

Who knows how much longer than can do this show..I can't honestly remember a time when it wasn't on...

whispervixen
08-21-2006, 07:54 PM
I think they'll be making episodes up until 2009 I heard. I think my Simpsons DVDs are my most watched DVDs.. I just never tire of watching episodes, even after I've seen them over and over again, on TV too - the show is just so addicitve!! I'm really looking forward to the movie next year.

BOBBY
08-21-2006, 08:38 PM
The Simpson's have to be up in the top 3 Shows of all time... i have literally grown up watching them since they got their full show appeared in 89, when i was 9 yrs old!!

homer is by far the best character i think, how a show has continued to be so funny after all these years is beyond be, the writers are soooooo good
heres a few good quotes

Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Grand pa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison don't! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers?
Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

strwbrryflke86
08-21-2006, 08:42 PM
Two of my favorite bits:

Mechanical Smokey the bear: "Only who can prevent forest fires?"
There are 2 buttons - "you" and "me".
Bart presses "you"
Somkey: "You have selected "you" referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you!"


Marge is in a bar in Australia and she says to the bartender: "I'll have a coffee"
Bartender: "One beer"
Marge: "No, cof-fee"
Bartender: "Be-er"
Marge: "c..o.."
Bartender: "b..e..."

:rotflmao2:

Blue Coral
08-22-2006, 07:56 AM
I love this show, it's so hilarious. Each character contributes something to the show and sometimes the show makes no sense whatsoever.

My favorite ones are the Halloween episodes. They get so crazy and unbelievable, but that's why it's so good.

I loved the one where they changed the city name to Libertyville and they showed Dracula around Burns' table and he said about Frankensyein, "His name is FrankenRaegen...it was just the way he said it, lol. It's only funny if you see it, lol.

irish lost fan
08-22-2006, 08:01 AM
I love the crazy cat lady. The episode where lisa was filming for kids news and the crazy cat lady chasing her was so funny.

The episode where Homer thought bart was gay was funny. The bit where Homer comes down the stairs singing along to Cher and then seeing bart dressed up as Cher was so funny.

There's just too many funny bits to get in one post. I need time to think

Blue Coral
08-22-2006, 08:41 AM
Yea Yea, the one where Homer has a fight with Marge and he becomes roomates with these two gay guys, who were absolutely awesome, and the one guy had a crush on Homer and he KISSED him! omg, that was hilarious.

And Ralph Wiggims is funny. lol. He went to the barber and said, I want this. And showed the barber a picture of Charlie Brown? LOL. I choo-choose you...lol...

irish lost fan
08-22-2006, 08:44 AM
Or when Marge put her hand on ralph's shoulder..

Ralph: ahh.. she's touching my special place..

haha..

Me fail english? Thats unpossible.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Blue Coral
08-22-2006, 08:52 AM
:rotflmao2: she's touching my special place!lol.

what about- I'm learnding!! lol

And those cops, they were out there! I love their McDonalds conversation. and what about this quote...

Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

eta: Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

lol

Baileysdad
08-22-2006, 09:27 AM
I love the one where Bart and Lisa start writing itchy and scratchy cartoons using Grandpa Simpson's name..and then when they tell him..

Lisa: "Grandpa...didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing..??"

Grandpa: "I just figured the democrats were in power again.."

CLASSIC spear through the heart line...:ntworthy:

Blue Coral
08-22-2006, 10:30 AM
lol, I love when Homer tries to give advice to his kids. He's clueless! And it's so funny cause he tries so hard...from the heart really.

Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

SayidSawyerFan
08-22-2006, 02:11 PM
I love the way that Bart wrecks the flag that Lisa made during their field trip to Capital City. I think it said something like "To fraternal love" and he made it say "Learn to fart". I don't remember what happened in the ep, but I love when Bart got the name of the country changed from the United States to Bonerland. :)

strwbrryflke86
08-22-2006, 07:31 PM
Ralph: "Why do people run from me?" as a dark stain spreads across his pants. lol

And one more Ralph line: "Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

whispervixen
08-22-2006, 07:58 PM
And those cops, they were out there! I love their McDonalds conversation. and what about this quote...

Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around!

lol

haha, the cops are great :D. Another moment for them is when the phone rings at the station, Wiggum answers and says "wrong number, this is 91...2" :roflmao:

Baileysdad
08-22-2006, 08:09 PM
When the self help guru rips Homer a new one..telling him he is fat and lazy and stupid and annoying..

Homer: "...Which is societies fault..because???

SayidSawyerFan
08-22-2006, 08:24 PM
Homer: I am so smart. S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

Blue Coral
08-23-2006, 08:50 AM
lol, drunk Homer - Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

lol what about Duffman? He was hilarious. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

whispervixen
08-23-2006, 08:02 PM
More classic Homer...


"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!"

"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"


:roflmao:

strwbrryflke86
08-24-2006, 12:06 AM
So...favorite character? Mine's Cletus. :biggrin:

irish lost fan
08-24-2006, 06:21 AM
Favourite character - Crazy cat lady. Makes me laugh all the time.

I loved the episode where a psychic brought back homer's past. And homer just screamed constantly for about the next 5 mins in the episode. :biggrin:

Blue Coral
08-24-2006, 07:55 AM
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

:rotflmao2:

I cannot choose a favorite character though. They are all too funny.

irish lost fan
08-24-2006, 08:15 AM
The episode where the kids get snowed in school.

Then Homer and Ned rescue them, but the car is full of fumes so Homer is hallucinating. And he see's Lisa as a goat and bart as some asian dancer.. :24:

johnnywishbone
08-24-2006, 11:43 AM
Whacking Day epi.....Homer in the backyard going all Ninja :laughing:

Homer: Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

and of course the Medical Marijuana epi... Weekend at Burnsies.....

Homer: Hey, I've got a question for you. Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it.
Ned: Well sure of course, he could, but then again... wow as melon scratchers go, that's a honey doodle.
Homer: Now you know what I've been going through.

strwbrryflke86
08-24-2006, 03:28 PM
Favourite character - Crazy cat lady. Makes me laugh all the time.

I loved the episode where a psychic brought back homer's past. And homer just screamed constantly for about the next 5 mins in the episode. :biggrin:

Yes! And when he tips the valet after getting his car back: "AAAUUGHH! AAAUUGHH! Here you go. AAAUUGHH!" Classic...

whispervixen
08-24-2006, 08:23 PM
My season 8 boxset arrived today, can't wait to get watching it - I think it might just be my fave season with eps like The Springfields Files, You Only Move Twice, Homer's Phobia, Homer's Enemy... man, every episode on here is a classic!

Fave character? Homer, can not beat him!

CaptainA-rab
09-16-2006, 10:05 AM
Two of my favorite bits:

Mechanical Smokey the bear: "Only who can prevent forest fires?"
There are 2 buttons - "you" and "me".
Bart presses "you"
Somkey: "You have selected "you" referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you!"


Marge is in a bar in Australia and she says to the bartender: "I'll have a coffee"
Bartender: "One beer"
Marge: "No, cof-fee"
Bartender: "Be-er"
Marge: "c..o.."
Bartender: "b..e..."

:rotflmao2:


I LOVE the smokey the bear episode!! and that beer coffee thing..ahh..i love the simpsons!
100%
lol what about Duffman? He was hilarious. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

Duffman is my favorite character.."Duffman says a lot of things. OH YEAH!"
100%
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearin nothin at all..nothin at all..nothin at all!
Homer: AGH! Stupid sexy Flanders!

"..I'm kinda like Jesus but not in a sacreligious way.."

johnnywishbone
09-20-2006, 10:18 AM
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
:24:

LostFan710
04-17-2007, 11:04 PM
One quote I like is.. " FActs a meaning less they can be proven to help anything!" Or someting like that. Bart is my fav charcter!