:biggrin: This is a very funny site...

http://www.twentyfour.tv/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred

My favorites....

Jack Bauer quits for 5 minutes and a nuclear bomb goes off...

If Jack was in a room with Stalin, Hitler, Nina Myers, and a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.!

The only reason Jack gave Nina mouth to mouth in Season 2 was he wanted to kill her himself!

Enjoy!