The Official Jate-ionary
always a pleasure (
all-wayz-a-play-zure) (
n) 1. Colloquial pleasantry indicative of constant enjoyment due to the interaction with and/or presence of Kate's company 2. phrase said in playful flirtatious banter to imply interest in the recipient
assisted backpack donning (a sist' ud bak pak' daawn inj ) (vt) 1. to help Kate put on her backpack using gentle and lingering caresses to the shoulder region, with subsequent look of reciprocated and smitten longing from Kate 2. to non verbally express the concern of Jack for Kate's safety
Beach Tent of Love (beech tent o luv) :
(n) 1. Kate's residence/hospice in which she nursed Jack back to health 2. Symbol of the symbiotic dynamic between Jack and Kate to take care of one another 3. abbrev to BTOL
cheek inspection (
ch-ek in spek'shen)
(n): 1. the excuse given to tenderly caress the face of a loved one returning from a dangerous quest to hunt boar, always accompanied by the female's smitten smile and "interested" body language (v) the action of gently caressing the face of the one with whom you share a deep romantic connection
Couch (
kouch) (
n) 1. dangerous place to be, especially when a) situated on net and populated with Jaters (couch can be extremely addictive; see also net 4.) or b). situated in hatch (sitting on couch without gun in the presence of man with gun can be life-threatening)
crapezoid (krap' i zoid) (n): 1. the attempt to throw entanglements in the way of the true love that is Jate. 2. the phenomena when other people also want to hook up with Jack and/or Kate 3. the futile attempt to cast doubt on the fulfilment of Jack and Kate's romantic destiny, but is seldom successful because, let's face it, Jate is just so darn squeetacular!
culinary copulation (
kyōō' lə ner΄ə käp' yōō lāt shən) (
n): 1. Flirtatious banter engaged in by Jack and Kate during a meal. 2. Jack and Kate expressing their love and care for each other through the sharing of food. 3. Jack and Kate behaving like a married couple.
dichotomy (TiffTM) (
di kät΄ə mē) (
n) division of the soul into one dark and one bright side, as shown on mug shot (see there)
Fix or Run (Claudia815TM)(
fiks ố run) (
n)popular Jate drinking game; Drink once everytime someone says Fix or Run. Drink twice if someone says "Fate". If that someone is Christian, drink the whole bottle. If someone says WAAAAAAAAALT!!!, break said bottle and slash your wrists with the shards); cannot be played simultaneously with Hit and Run Kiss or Kiss and Hit Run , for obvious reasons.
hit and run kiss (
hit΄’n run΄ kis) (
n) kiss shared with the one and only, after which subject is so confused by having dared that she falls into her old habit of running
hug (
h'ug) (
n) 1. a passionate embrace symbolizing Kate's realization of just how much Jack means to her 2. an automatic reaction to discovering that the love of your life did not die in a cave-in 3. exemplary of the inability of Kate to hold her feelings for Jack inside any longer (
v) 1. to spontaneously wrap your arms around your soul mate with full body contact 2. to hold the one dearest to you and never want to let go, even though you may be aggrevating his injured shoulder
"I didn't do it for him" (
eye did'nt dō et fōr hem) (
n): 1. statement meaning the speaker would do anything for the listener 2. Jackanese for "I care so much for you, but I don't know how to say it yet, Kate" 3. declarative statement used to underscore the obvious tender and genuine affection and blossoming love felt between Jack and Kate SYN. "I did it for you"
Interruption (
in΄tə rup΄shən) (
n) an unwelcome intrusion into an intimate moment with your loved one by 1. nice shot of loved one (see above, net 3.; also referred to as "nettus interruptus", jkbelieverTM) or 2. exhausted long-lost fellow castaway (also referred to as "basium interruptum" or "interrupted kiss") 3. Others putting bags over lovers’ heads
Jateastic (
jate as'tik): (
adj) 1. used to describe an extremely positive event, action or sentiment, particularly when occurring between Jack and Kate
Jateful (
jate' fal) (
adj.) 1. having or yielding much jate 2. containing or being filled with examples of Jack and Kate's evergrowing passion and awareness of each other
Jateus intterputus (
Jay΄tus in΄tə rupt΄us) (
n) 1. the constant intereference in Jate courtship 2. events or actions which disrupt Jate bonding time 3. the side effect of having too many people stranded on the same island as you
Jater (
Jay ter) : (
n): 1. one who shares the love of all things Jack and Kate 2. one who sees and appreciates the undeniable attraction and blossoming love between Jack and Kate
Jaterholic (
Jay ter hol' ik) (
n): 1. Someone who is addicted to Jate 2. a person or persons who cannot survive long without Jate
Jateriotic (
Jay tree at' ik) (
adj): 1. have the characteristics of loyally or zealously loving Jate 2. answering the battle call ROAR! for Jate with vigor 2. embracing and defending Jate for all it's vices and virtues
Jaterism (
Jay ter ism) (
n): 1.The religion characterized by the belief that Jate is fate and that their relationship & love transcends any rational or logical explanation 2. conformity to the Jatish rites, ceremonies & practices 3. the cultural, social, & religious beliefs & practices of the Jaters 4. colloquial phrases understood only by other Jaters
Jaterphalactic shock (jacknkateTM) (
Jay ter fə lak΄tik shäk) (
n) rare life threatening condition caused by an overdose of Jate theories materializing into Lost scripts; known cures to date are 1. for male Jaters: at least 10 Ms. Austen Wisper-In-The-Ear-Thing sessions; 2. for female Jaters: immediate blood transfusion with Dr. Shephard 's O Negative
Jater putty (
Jay ter pudt ee) (
n) a condition caused by kissing the one you love, symptoms include, but are not limited to; breathlessness, lack of feeling in limbs, inability to speak or think
Jatervison (
Jay ter viz shən) (
n) the need and desire to rewatch all moments of Jater between Kate and Jack
kiss and hit run (
kis΄’n hit΄run΄) (
n) kiss shared with the wrong person, after which subject realizes her mistake, hits the unworthy other one in the face and moves on.
Lost Potion (
lôst pō shən) (
n) 1. draught administered to loved one in order for him to get some badly needed sleep or 2. administered to loved one in order to prevent him from leaving the Island
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