Coming Soon to a megaplex near you: LOST, Superhero Style!

[mnemosyne23]

This needs an explanation.* LOL!

This whole thing started over on the Linear Board as part of a running joke.* It's a little piece of Fuselage lore that whenever something goes wrong with the site -- technical difficulties, etc -- it's because Dom broke the internet.* This is, of course, not true -- at least not always -- but it's become a mantra nonetheless.* From there, it went from Dom merely breaking the internet occasionally, to Dom being able to control the internet, even miles away, with nothing but the power of his mind.

Ahh, folk tales.* You can't beat 'em, can you?

Since no one person should be gifted with superhuman powers alone (or something), one night on the Linear Board (that would be tonight), we all went a bit wacky and started assigning super powers to the other stars and members of the creative team.* It started quite innocently -- we were talking about the crazy weather we've all been having, Terry just HAPPENED to be kicking around on the TB, so we dubbed him the controller of weather... Etc, etc.

It just spiralled out of control from there.*

Here is the list as it stands now.* It's not complete, but it was enormous fun to make and had us all laughing!* Feel free to suggest names for those NOT on the list already -- I'll add them on!* *If we get duplicates, I'll take whoever posts first, unless otherwise instructed by mass opinion. * It's just easier that way. ;D

[size=12pt]Coming to a multiplex near you... it's LOST: Superhero Style![/size]

• Dom as the Net-cromancer!
  Terry as The Weather Man!
  Josh as the Cable Overlord!
  Naveen as the Satellite TV Overlord!
  JJ as Mr. Mind-control!
  Javi as the Ruler of Tiny Plastic Figurines!
  Yunjin Kim as Poison Oak!
  Burky as The Dude Who Rocks the LB Like Whoa!
  Evangeline as The Soft Drink Queen!
  Daniel Dae Kim as the Fisherman!
  Maggie Grace as The Sun (but not the creepy baby faced sun from the Teletubbies)!
  Jorge Garcia as The PS2 Defender!
  Matthew Fox as The Skinny Dipping Avenger!
  Emilie de Ravin as The Choosy Mom (or Ms. Peanut Butter for those not acquainted with Jif commercials)!
  Malcolm David Kelley as The Fifth Dentist!
  Mira Furlan as The Scourge of Babylon…5!
  Dustin "Scott" Watchman as STEVE
  Christian "Steve" Bowman as SCOTT
  Madison the Lovely Retriever as God of Little Rubber Bones that Go SQUEAK!
  Ian Somerhalder as The Businessman!
  The Island as Big Scary-butt Thing in the Middle of Nowhere!
  The Polar Bear as The Polar Opposite!
  Harold Perrineau as Argh!* Mercutio!
  David Fury as the Man Controlled by Evil Puppets!
  Jennifer Johnson as the Girl Gone Literati!
  Neil Hopkins as Bloody Drive Shaft!

See all these and more every Wednesday night at 8pm on ABC!* Just do it!* Don't argue, or The Businessman will go lifeguard on you with a pen!

[sadasi]

I have just a comment on the Net-cromancer's lore.
*opens large dusty tome*
Ahem!
A long time ago, back in the day when we were young and fandom was already old (read: 2002 or 2003, sources vary), there was a site that went by the name of 'billyboyd.net'. This site decide to facillitate a great meeting of minds between the common folk and their idols, a 'chat' if you will, among them Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood and the great Net-cromancer himself, Dominic Monaghan. Now the net-cromancer, henceforth known as squishy Dom, Elijah and another, unknown to me, called Oliver were all under one name: Elijah. At a certain point in this 'chat' the person under said name spake forth, [size=6pt]and I quote[/size]: "BILLY TALK TO ME OR I AM CANCELLING THE INTERNET". Now if one were to read the whole of this transcript, one would realise that the person speaking here was almost assuredly *ahem* somewhat sloshed. Anyway Billy, of sounder mind and liver replied, "Whos on Elijah, and how do you have the power to cancell the internet" (Fangirls will please disregard the slashy duality of this question, thankyou.) The response came: "dom and cos i am god".
And thus, a legend was born!
*Shuts dusty tome and sneezes*
I believe we are done for now, yes?

[NWGraecie]

Bumping this post because, well, well, its too damn good to be buried.

[MissFreckles]

Emilie de Ravin as The Choosy Mom (or Ms. Peanut Butter for those not acquainted with Jif commercials)!

Madison the Lovely Retriever as God of Little Rubber Bones that Go SQUEAK!

ROFL!

[DiamondLife1985]

Josh isn't"The Pied Pipe Her? ;D