Aka U.S.S. Interstellar Luff Boat - A CrackCruise In Space
Space: the penultimate frontier. These are the voyages of the U.S.S. Interstellar Luff Boat, the first ever interstellar holiday cruise. The passengers aboard the interstellar Luff Boat are all very lucky - they've each won their place on this historic interstellar cruise by finding a special Golden Ticket inside their interstellar chocolate bars. Now they depart on an interstellar journey into the interstellar unknown, where anything can and will happen. In a very interstellar way. Join us in the year 2342 for a wild interstellar adventure through the interstellar perils of interstellar space. Interstellar.
This interstellar cruise is interstellarly accomodating, with eight interstellar decks to explore: Teh Barracks Deck, Teh Galley, Teh Ballroom, Teh Holodecks, Teh Recreation Deck, Teh Assembly Deck, Teh Brig/Infirmary Deck and Teh Hydroponics/Livestock Deck. All decks will be interstellarly accessible through the use of the interstellar four-dimensional elevators distributed throughout the ship, interstellarly. Except Teh Bridge, which is off-limits to all interstellar passengers.
All interstellar needs will be tended to in the most timely and interstellar fashion by the ship's interstellar butler, Winston Q. P. J. Smokerson.
The Interstellar List of Interstellar Travelers:
Jack "J-Shepz" "DJ Jears" Shephard (the new Jeminem) - dr_jack
Kate Austen (Virgin hobo potato-grower reject from the Iowa Ballet) - JSYGirl
James "Sawyer" Ford (Professor Emeritus in 18th Century Agrarian Politics) - dr_jack
John Locke (Teh Paraplegic HAXZORZ with a vow of silence) - Sawyers Mojito
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes (thinks he is King Arthur) - turnip-head
Charlie Pace (Preacher/Televangelist - catchphrase: "Pokemon is heathen!") - turnip-head
Claire Littleton (Uber-nerdy chicken sexer with braces and glasses) - mnemosyne
Boone Carlyle (French maid) - missfuneralsong
Shannon Rutherford (Avril-style punk-rock skater chick) - JSYGirl
Sayid Jarrah (Hair stylist) - lost for words
Sun-Hwa Kwon (Elepant tamer in the Circus of Korea) - PJ05
Jin-Soo Kwon (Elephant tamer in the Circus of Korea) - hjr
Michael Dawson (Aretha Franklin drag queen who headlines in Las Vegas) - madame_furious
Walt Lloyd (Spoiled brat with a demon parrot named Damian who speaks only to him) - hjr
Ana Lucia Cortez (Bubblegum conglomerate CEO) - Sawyers Mojito
Elizabeth "Libby" ??? (Murder mystery smut writer) - Rosemary Bats
Eko Tunde (incredibly incompetant Luff Boat doctor) - Tom_Zarek
Rose Henderson (Nymphomaniac) - >Quarantine<
Bernard Nadler (Mall Santa Claus) - mnemosyne
Benjamin Linus (Bunny Man) - missfuneralsong
Alex Linus (Hippie/Polar Bear Manicurist) - missfuneralsong
Karl (Ben's pet monkey) - Sawyers Mojito
Danielle Rousseau (Chef of the Interstellar Luff Boat) - Sawyers Mojito
Desmond Hume (Herbal Essences ambassador) - AnOtherGoodGuy
Juliet Burke (Airheaded supermodel) - turnip-head
Richard Alpert (Rodeo clown) - Tom_Zarek
Daniel "D-Day" "Pymp Daddy" Faraday (Pymp Daddy) - dr_jack
Charlotte Staples Lewis (Uptight party planner) - LadybirdKate
Miles Straume (Chinchilla farmer) - >Quarantine<
Frank Lapidus (Shoe salesman) - LadybirdKate
Charles Widmore (Manager of Widmore's Fried Squid)
Penelope Widmore (Flying nanny) - missfuneralsong
Winston Q. P. J. Smokerson (incredibly posh and interstellar butler) - dr_jack
Please note: All characters in this RP are OOC and AU. Go nuts. But there are a few rules...
Interstellar Code of Conduct:
- Do not kill another character without the consent of that player and myself.
- Do not kill your own character without first informing me.
- Do not use explicit language.
- I reserve the right to expell anyone from the RP or deny them entrance if I feel that they are or will be causing a disruption to the game or its players.
Co-founded by: Myself, dr_jack, Sawyers Mojito and Rosemary Bats. And no, before you even ask, we weren't smoking anything.
Last edited by missfuneralsong; 07-01-2008 at 01:39 AM.
Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson swirled around the Recreation Deck, arranging things in their proper places. Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson had no hands, but this was the least of Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson's problems. In fact, Winston Q.P.J.. Smokerson looked down on the petty beings who relied on their limbs. Winston Q.P.J Smokerson's body build was slim, sleek, and stealthy. Not to mention smokey. That was Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson's favorite part.
Of course, Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson could never outwardly state Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson's distaste at limbed creatures. Not with Captain Vincent driving the ship, on which Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson was currently attending to. Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson zoomed about, arranging the chairs. Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson glanced at the clock. It was almost time.
Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson performed one last tour of his beloved ship, before arriving down at the receiving gate. Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson. That was Winston Q.P. J. Smokerson's name. Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson loved it. And everyone else would come to love it too.
Poised and ready, Winston Q.P.J. Smokerson waited for his guests.
Ana-Lucia Cortez; CEO of Pluto Chew Bubble Gum Inc.
Ana trudged up the ramp with her many, many, suitcases in tow. She had her PDA phone pinned between her ear and her shoulder. Hair up in it's usual, tight, flawless bun, perched atop her head. Her grey skirted business suit went well with the $200 leather heels.
"Look I don't care If I am going into space! I expect all the shipments to be made ON TIME!" she yelled into the phone, before hanging up and looking at it, thick rimmed plastic glases sat on the tip of her nose as she looked down, marking her calendar.
She reached the top of the deck and was inside the luxurious ship. She set her rolling bags down, and scanned the entrance. She saw a cloud of black smoke sitting there, and she smiled.
"I am supposed to give this to you?" she said walking towards the smoke, holding out her golden ticket. "And will there be someone coming to help me get my bags to my quarters?" she asked, slipping her Phone/PDA, her most prized possession, into her purse.
RIP KFZ 
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